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Thursday, September 25, 2025

Viewer Log: Beast Wars ep 30

 As always, Tarantulas weaves a wicked web. 

Last time on Beast Wars, the showdown finally got underway. The Maximals did their best to keep the Predacons away from their base while Rhinox had his out-of-body experience. Unfortunately, Megatron got wise and sent Waspinator and Silverbolt ahead to force them to fall back. Cheetor got kicked into gear by Rattrap and flew to head them off. He took out Waspinator with a headbutt and then had the auto-guns shoot Silverbolt down. Rattrap and Dinobot joined them, and they elect to help the new bot and get him repaired. Rhinox made it back to his body and while they’re still not in a great position, he insists that miracles can happen. The Maximals hold off the Predacons for a bit longer but were eventually overwhelmed. Megatron had his troops walk up slowly to gloat, which bought enough time for a reconstituted, Transmetal Optimus Primal to make a big entrance. He singlehandedly defeated most of the Predacons, and Silverbolt drove Megatron himself off as an end to his affiliation with the Predacons and start being a Maximal. Meanwhile, Blackarachnia was forced to try to recover some of Megatron’s records of the Golden Disks after Dinobot stole the original by Tarantulas. She used his momentary distraction during the fighting to download the records and then pretend that the records were booby trapped. In the end, Megatron announced things moving forward will be… interesting. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

The episode begins with the Predacons meeting to discuss making repairs to their infrastructure that was lost during the Planet Buster attack. He calls Tarantulas to him specifically, despite the spider’s insistence that he’s working on very important research on their new transmetal bodies. Megatron orders him, and the two other Arachnids, Blackarachnia and Quickstrike to a new Energon deposit he’d detected to build a refueling station for them. Inferno and Waspinator wonder what they can do in the meantime, and they’re ordered to build a jamming station nearby to block Maximal communications. They’re excited to do it, Inferno saying as much to his ‘Queen.’ I’m not sure if I’ve mentioned it before, but Inferno still sort of thinks he’s a giant ant and not a robot, and he mostly understands the world through that lens. So, if Megatron is his leader, that means that he is Inferno’s queen. He mostly sticks to calling Megatron the Royalty as a more gender-neutral term but slips up constantly. It’s the one thing Megatron hates about his new top kiss ass. Tarantulas ask why they’re doing this and Megatron cryptically says “Preparing for the future.” Whatever he’s doing, Tarantulas does seem to know what it is, saying that Megatron is “persist in his madness.”

 

The bugs all prepare to go about their various tasks. Tarantulas complains about wasting his time with this, but Blackarachnia tells him to shut up and get moving. She uses a bit of flattery to get Quickstrike to agree to take her share of the cargo, by saying that she’s sure a ‘big strong bot,’ like him can take more than 1/3rd of the weight. Quickstrike agrees and gives her the nickname ‘Sugar-Bot,’ a nickname he will always use instead of her name going forward. I think even as a child in the 90s, I knew Quickstrike was simp. Waspinator brags that he and Inferno will finish their mission while the arachnids argue. Tarantulas is set on disrupting whatever plan Megatron has in place and plants a beacon in their supplies that will broadcast their position on Maximal frequencies. He transforms into his cycle form and drives off.

 

We cut to the Axalon where Rhinox is attempting to run tests on Optimus’ new Transmetal body. He says that despite his best efforts, they really don’t know the limits of these new forms and want to use a scanner he cobbled together to get more data. Unfortunately, the scanner shocks them both and knocks Rhinox out. Cheetor interrupts and lets them know he picked up Predacon signal on one of their frequencies. He tells Cheetor to get someone on it, and the closest pair are Rattrap and Silverbolt. So, fun fact, while Scott McNeil has provided the voice for Rattrap, Dinobot, and Waspinator this entire time, he also now voices Silverbolt. So basically, a third of the character interactions of the Maximals are just Scott McNeil talking to himself. Weird. Anyway, Cheetor tells them to check it out, Silverbolt is eager to be a service while Rattrap is a passive aggressive whiner. Silverbolt says he’ll “prove worthy of (Optimus’) trust,” and flies off as his noble trumpets flare. Despite knowing Silverbolt for only a little bit at this point, Rattrap says he already hates when he does that, implying to me that everyone hears the horns when Silverbolt is being noble.

 

Back with the arachnids, Quickstrike attempts to impress Blackarachnia by offering to take more of her load from her. Blackarachnia is clearly already annoyed by his advances but pretends to be flattered by his attention but doesn’t want to strain him. Tarantulas’ projects into her mind and laughs at Quickstrike not seeing how she’s manipulating him. He reminds her that he’ll allow her to play whatever games she wants with Quickstrike, but if she tries to play with him, he’s going to punish her. He then mentally blasts her so bad she causes some of the cargo to fall on her. Quickstrike rushes over and unintentionally belittles her again, and she snaps at him. He’s confused by this saying it’s impossible to understand females, and Tarantulas agrees that that is a fact of life. And I’m just sitting here thinking about how weird it is robots have any concept of gender at all. Blackarachnia swears to herself she’ll beak free of Tarantulas’ control and make him pay.

 

The Predacons start setting up the refueling station. Tarantulas is extremely impressed by the location. Aside from the cave entrance, it’s incredibly well hidden, the Energon is abundant, and fits his personal design aesthetic of “creepy underground lair.” He decides he won’t need the Maximals meddling anymore and destroys his beacon, announcing the cave is a perfect location for his new lair.

 

Rattrap and Silverbolt lose the signal. Silverbolt says they should do their best to follow their noses now they’ve lost the signal, which, ya, works when one’s a wolf and the other rat.

 

Back at the cave, Blackarachnia has the same idea as Tarantulas, saying that the cave would make a perfect fortress with some reinforcement. Tarantulas notes that the Energon deposit could supply a frugal Predacon for a very long time. He jumps on ‘Blackarachnia’s’ idea, suggesting that maybe they could turn this cave into a stronghold for them. An arachnid alliance, their own third faction. Blackarachnia scoffs at this, saying he's out of his mind. Tarantulas reminds her he’s inside hers, so she really doesn’t have a choice. He pitches the idea to Quickstrike, who is interested in the idea when Tarantulas suggest that he’ll get to fight even more in his faction. He’s hesitant at first, because Megatron is so powerful, but Tarantulas manipulates his fragile masculinity to get him to agree.

 

Silverbolt and Rattrap find the scent, and know the three Predacons they’re dealing with. They then find the combination of arachnid legs and tire treads that they left behind. The chase continues.

 

Thinking she’s alone, Blackarachnia mutters to herself that Tarantulas can laugh for now, but she’ll soon use Megatron’s datatracks against her. Tarantulas hears her muttering, but not what she’s actually saying, and demands to know what she’s thinking. She refuses so he tries to scan her mind. He discovers that she’s actually gotten a portion of her mind completely blocked from him. He tries harder to scan, but she fights him, throwing the equipment she’d been holding at him and knocking him over. She transforms and scurries away. Tarantulas gets up and quotes Bugs Bunny of all people, “Of course you realize, this means WAR!” I’m starting to think Tarantulas is a fan of The Looney Tunes

Megatron relaxes in his CR chamber jacuzzi when Waspinator calls. He says they’re finished their project and will be heading back soon. Just before Inferno knocks a tripod leg over and the tower pitches forward onto Waspinator. So I guess they’ll be delayed a bit longer. Megatron is still pleased with their progress. He decides to check in on his Arachnid trio, but no one will answer their coms. So he knows that at least one of them is up to something.

Tarantulas hunts for Blackarachnia in the cavern. He begins to swear vengeance when she appears, transforming and pulling a knife on him. Having had enough of Tarantulas’ rummaging around her processor whenever he likes, she uses her dagger as a vice on an Energon chunk and tells him to severe the link or she’ll kill them by crushing the cube and causing a massive explosion. He says he’s not afraid and that he can stop her with a thought. Blackarachnia bets that the Energon radiation will interfere with the link. Tarantulas tests it, and she starts crushing the cube. The radiation causes them both intense pain, but Blackarachnia refuses to toss it aside unless he breaks the link. He initially is fine with her killing herself, but their link causes him to feel her pain as well. He finally agrees and breaks the link to free himself. Blackarachnia tosses the cube aside with just enough time to save herself from the explosion. Tarantulas is furious he lost his control over her and threatens to make her suffer for that, but Quickstrike interrupts, saying they’ve got trouble with a capital M.

 

The Predacons go outside and see Rattrap and Silverbolt closing in. Quickstrike is overjoyed he gets to fight something, finally and leads the charge against them. The battle commences, Silverbolt lobbing explosive feather javelins as Quickstrike fires his poison blasts. Silverbolt’s wing gets clipped and crashes. They trade blows, the Maximals holding their own despite the numbers difference. Until Silverbolt refuses to strike Blackarachnia because chivalry or sexism, depends on who you ask. But he has no trouble fighting Quickstrike, especially after he shoots Rattrap. They fuzors face off, something they often do as they’re ya know, kind of a pair. Silverbolt gets him pinned to the ground but is knocked off by Tarantulas. The spider runs from the cavern, warning the others they need to keep the Maximals away at all costs. Hearing that piques their interest, Silverbolt tries to fly to the cavern, but it explodes, knocking him back. Tarantulas says the Maximals have destroyed the cave and order them to fall back. Rattrap compliments Silverbolt on the explosion, but he insists he didn’t do it. Quickstrike tells Silverbolt, whom he dubs Tinhorn because he’s a southern cowboy stereotype, they’ll have it out for real one of these days and follows Blackarachnia, trying to get her attention again. Rattrap thinks Silverbolt will want to chase them, but Silverbolt has had enough excitement for today and thinks they can leave things as they are. And Rattrap thinks that’s the first thing he’s said that makes sense all day.

 

At the Darksyde, Megatron chews out his minions for failing to report and then for failing to protect the new refueling station. Tarantulas, so obviously faking contriteness that I’m shocked Megatron doesn’t pick up on it, claims that everything was destroyed even the stable cubes they could have harvested. Megatron orders them all out of his sight, as he’s furious. Later, we see Tarantulas setting up his lab, revealing that he’d destroyed the cave entrance with a single well-placed charge. He ends the episode with the old saying, “be it ever so humble, there’s no place like home,” and cackling madly.

 

This episode mostly serves as setting up Tarantulas’ position in the new status quo. As I said last time, with the death of Terrorsaur, he takes up the lion’s share of being the most traitorous Predacon. He was never dripping with loyalty, but he used to mostly work in concert with whatever Megatron is doing. But now, he’s much more active in his defiance of Megatron. I mean, he went so far as to propose forming a Predacon faction that was against the Maximals and Megatron. And if Blackarachnia hadn’t broken the link, I think he’d have kept up this plan. She has Quickstrike under her claw, so with her manipulating the other Arachnid, he’d have had two minions that would serve him. But Blackarachnia outfoxed him with that Energon gambit. I’m a little disappointed that the psychic connection didn’t last longer, as having Blackarachnia as an unwilling minion was an interesting dynamic. There was a point where it seemed like these two would work their own side hustle, but neither spider is particularly loyal so in a weird way they grew the most antagonistic to each other than any of the other Predacons. The other part of this episode was just to give us more of an idea of Silverbolt’s personality now that he’s a Maximal. And… ya, he’s a white knight. He does the tasks put to him with honor and vigor, he doesn’t complain, makes noble speeches, and refuses to strike a lady even when the lady will absolutely shoot him in the face if given the opportunity. There is good and bad to the white knight. He also gets along with just about everyone, as showcased by Rattrap being annoyed by but not openly antagonistic towards him in the episode. The only other thing to note is obviously that Megatron is planning something big, and it’s a plan crazy enough that Tarantulas has doubts about it. We won’t get many more details for a while, but since I know the plan, I can confirm its batshit nuts. But we’ll see more of that later. So, ya, Tarantulas is getting more unruly, Silverbolt has ingrained himself with his comrades, and Megatron is planning something bonkers. Next time, Dinobot makes a choice. See you then. 

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