The Marvels explode with light.
I’ll start this The Marvels summary
with a quick recap on our principal characters in case it’s been a while for
you. We have Captain Carol “Marvel” Danvers. She was exposed to energy from the
Tesseract and given phenomenal power. She fought for the Kree for a while
before remembering who she was and then flew into space to defeat the Kree
Empire. Monica Rambeau is the daughter of Carol’s BFF Maria Rambeau. She became
an astronaut and agent of SWORD. She was grounded after returning from the Blip.
She was sent in to investigate the Westview Hex created by a grieving Wanda Maximoff
to give her a life with the late Vision in WandaVision. Traveling
through the Hex’s barrier multiple times seems to have given her light based
powers similar to her ‘Aunt’ Carol’s. And finally, there’s Kamala Khan, star of
Ms. Marvel. This Captain Marvel fangirl received a bangle from her
grandma in Pakistan. The bangle unlocked dormant powers in her, giving her the
ability to cause hard light constructs. It made her a target for the Clandestine.
They’re alien beings from the Noor dimension, banished to Earth due to some
crime they committed. They wanted the bangle back to return home, and even
killed Kamala’s great-grandma, another Clandestine, to get it. Kamala stops
them, as opening a portal between dimensions would have killed people. She then
returned to New Jersey to protect the last of the Clandestine, a boy her age
named Kamran, from Department of Damage Control goons. Enough recap. Let’s get
to it.
Our story begins with the image of
a dying star and a large Cree Ship flying through hyperspace. Side note, still love
the hexagon shaped holes in space that FTL travel creates. It’s a neat image.
The Kree land on a planet and go to a well. They dredge up a casket from beneath
the planet. Dar-Benn, former Accuser (Judge) of the Kree and current Supremor
and the villain of our story, uses her Universal Weapon (big hammer) to crack
the casket open. She digs out a golden bangle from the debris and snaps it on.
She’s filled with a purple energy. She digs through the rubble more but can’t
find the other bangle. She says that they were forged as a pair. Her assistant
says it must be buried somewhere else. Dar-Benn asks where.
We cut to Kamala Khan, aka Ms.
Marvel, ignoring homework to work on a fan comic of her teaming up with Captain
Marvel saving New Jersey from alien invaders. Her daydreams are interrupted by
her mother saying it doesn’t sound like she’s doing homework. She flops onto
her bed, in her costume for some reason, and says that she’s getting on it. Her
bangle starts glowing with the same purple light as Dar-Benn’s. (I assume she’s
in her costume now to match the post-credit scene from her show where she was
wearing it just before the twist) There’s a blinding flash.
We cut to earlier that day. Carol
Danvers aka Captain Marvel is on her ship. She’s using the Skrull memory tech
as shown from Secret Invasion to review her memories in an attempt to
piece together what she lost. It also gives us flash backs to Captain Marvel
if you haven’t seen it in a while. Kidnapped by the Kree after gaining superpowers,
forced to work as a soldier for them, rediscovers who she is, bonds with her
BFF Maria and her daughter Monica, before flying into space to take the battle
to the Kree. That happened 30 something years ago, FYI. She gets up and gets a call
from Fury. She jokes about ignoring it but puts him on. Fury, from his SABER
command ship, asks if she noticed a surge in the jump-point system. Carol says
she didn’t see anything. Fury tells her they traced the surge back to MB-418
and is wondering if she’ll check it out for him. Fury says that Monica will send
her more info as they get it. Carol is shocked to hear that name, but Fury
reminds her she’s not the child she remembers.
Outside SABER’s ship, Monica is
helping to make repairs. To fix a particular tricky problem she flies out on
her own.
Carol reaches MB-418 and radios Fury
that she sees something. At the same time, Fury sees Monica floating out. She’s
going to towards a jump-point portal that isn’t completely closed. Monica and
Carol hear each other but both try to avoid talking to each other. Carol finds
a jump-point, it’s open but in a jagged way, like it’s stuck. Fury is unable to
tell either of them to stop before they touch some of the energy leaking through.
We get a cut shot of Carol and Monica being touched by the energy as Kamala’s
bangle glows, a bright flash, and all three women swap places. Monica crashes
on MB-418, Kamala floats away from the jump-point near SABER and Carol crashes
into Kamala’s closet. I feel like Carol has it the weirdest, just because the
room is covered in pics of her. Kamala floats towards and crashes into SABER’s
viewing platform and sees Nick Fury and geeks out a little. Fury asks who the
hell she is.
Carol is obviously a little weirded
out to be in a Pakistani family’s house, almost as weirded out as Muneeba,
Yusef, and Aamir Khan are to see a random white woman come from their upstairs.
Carol compliments their living room, tries to fly away but instead switches
with Monica. She’s back on MB-418 and in the middle of a fight. How fun. Carol
beats up some guards and asks one what Dar-Benn is doing. The guard calls her
Supremor and says she’s already on Tarnax. Carol says to watch and throws him.
She flies out to her ship and tells Fury that the Kree are going to attack Tarnax.
Fury reminds her that the Kree are going to Tarnax as part of an Armistice with
the Skrull. If you didn’t watch Secret Invasion, that’s what the show led
up to, the Kree reaching out to the other big concentration of Skrulls.
On the SABRE ship, Monica has
returned and is debriefed by Fury about her switching with a girl named Kamala
Khan. Moncia is confused as there’s nothing in Kamala’s, or hers, to allow for
that. While this is going on, Kamala is trying to explain to her parents what
happened. While the Khans all know about her powers, they seem reluctant to
believe Kamala had nothing to do with that white woman in their house. Kamala
is starstruck to hear Carol was in her house and completely forgets she’s in
trouble because of it.
Carol approaches the Kree ship on
Tarnax, cloaks her own ship and flies in to investigate with her Flerk Goose.
Goose looks like a ginger tabby cat. On the planet side, the armistice has
begun. Supremor Dar-Benn and Skrull King Dro’ge have begun negotiating. Dro’ge
says that the treaty she gave him isn’t what they agreed to discuss. Dar-Benn
gives us a brief history of what’s happened to the Kree since Captain Marvel.
Carol, it seems, succeeded in destroying the Supreme Intelligence. It was the Supercomputer
that ruled the Kree empire. The power vacuum that created lead to a massive
civil war that polluted their planet, somehow mortally wounded their sun, and
left their planet of Hala as a ruin. Dar-Benn promises to put t Skrull in their
proper place in the Kree Empire and to help them relocate. She’d hate to have
anyone planet side when she strips the atmosphere.
On the ship, Carol is spotted,
called the “Annihilator” and goes to blast the guard, but swaps out for Kamala
when she uses her powers. Kamala is obviously freaked out to be on an alien
ship with an orange tabby. Goose eats some of the guards with her tentacles,
which freaks her out more. She throws up a shield to protect her and Goose, and
they swap with Monica. Monica uses her powers to become intangible and survive
and energy blast. Kamala freaks out explaining what happened to her parents and
Goose barfs up the guards it ate. Kamala tells her family to run. Carol, meanwhile,
is riding a space elevator down to Earth with Fury and explaining the
situation. He’s concerned that she just decided to touch glowing mysterious
shit, his words, and tells her not to do that again. She causes her hand to
glow and that minor use of power causes her to swap with Kamala. The Khans,
meanwhile, are fighting Kree with whatever they can grab.
A fight on three planes of action begins
the space elevator, the Khans house, and the Kree ship. Over the course of the fight,
each woman swaps with the other as they use their powers, but not uniformly. Sometimes
they’ll get a few bits of power use before swapping. I’m not trying to keep
track of it because it’s confusing. Just know the Khans house gets wrecked. Monica
is the first one to figure out that power use seems to be the key, telling Fury
as he shoots the last Kree and telling her it’s a strong theory. On the Kree
Ship, Carol sees a meeting going on. And Kamala helps her family clean up and
keep the Kree soldiers contained. She’s obviously in massive trouble. Fury and
Monica arrive at their front door.
As Fury and some SHIELD agents take
out the Kree, Monica show Kamala some of what they’ve got on her high-tech tablet.
Oh, and we get the SABER acronym, Strategic Aerospace Biophysics and
Exolinguistic Response. Monica does her best to make monitoring Kamala does not
seem problematic and says that they both have light based powers, which is why
she thinks the switching is happening. Kamala asks what Monica’s codename is,
she says she doesn’t have one, and Kamala promises they’ll workshop it. Kamala
shows off her powers, causing her and Carol to switch. There’s an awkward
moment where Monica and Carol stare at each other and Yussef points out they
look nothing alike. Muneeba reminds him families are complicated. Fury tells
Monica to fill her in and it’s awkward as hell. Monica explains that their
powers plus the jump-points entangled their powers, they swap places when they
use their powers at the same time. Carol realizes that’s probably not great and
goes to fly off. She swaps with Kamala when she’s about two miles up. Monica is
forced to fly to try to save her, which is hard due to the fact when she’s
flying she’s intangible. They grab each other and Kamala makes an energy
barrier around them. They swap just before crashing.
Monica and Kamala are held by Kree
soldiers. Dar-Benn decides that the Annihilator’s appearance means they need to
accelerate their plans. She snaps on the bangle and tries to blast them, but
Carol flies in. They try to fight Dar-Benn, but her bangle lets her absorb Carol’s
power, which isn’t great, and they swap places when they use their powers. Dar-Benn
leaps out of the ship and Carol and Monica follow, Carol swinging back to grab
Kamala.
Dar-Benn says that the Skrull have
betrayed the Kree for “bringing the Annihilator” and for that she uses the
bangle and her Universal Weapon to open an unstable jump-point. Carol tells
Emperor Dro’ge they need to evacuate now, and he points out that they’ve
nowhere to go. The Marvels help with the evacuation as best they can. They are
able to help the Skrull reach their escape pods. They’re forced to leave a lot
of them behind as the planet collapses quickly. Carol is blunt when Kamala
questions abandoning people, saying that they need to save who they can.
On Carol’s ship, she sends a transmission
to a friend to help the Skrull. Dro’ge blames her for what happened but is
willing to take their help. It’s not like they have anywhere else to go. Her
friend turns out to be Valkyrie, who is offering the Skrulls safe harbor in New
Asgard. They portal away, leaving the Marvels.
… Oh, if it wasn’t clear, Monica
has gone by Captain Marvel in the past during a time when Carol was MIA, Dead
or otherwise disabled, which is why they called the movie The Marvels.
She goes by Spectrum most often.
On Hala, the Kree take off their breathing
masks and breathe clean air. Dar-Benn describes what happened when Carol flew
in 30 years ago and destroyed the Supreme Intelligence. She believed she was
setting the Kree free from a tyrant, but she ended up creating a massive power
vacuum that led to the civil war that destroyed their planet. Dar-Benn says
that she’ll bring them back to glory. Her assistant Ty-Rone tells her that she
needs more power if they’re going to reignite their sun. The amount of power she’d
need to channel through one band would destroy her. She’s ready to die to do that
and says they’ve no time to look for the other bangle.
On the ship, Carol is doing some
repairs when Monica joins her and helps. They catch up, Monica mentioning that
she got her powers going through a witch hex and that after the Blip she and
all other astronauts were grounded. It’s why she was there to begin with. She
asks Carol why she never came back. Carol says that she didn’t realize what she
was getting into, and things sort of snowballed after destroying the Supreme Intelligence.
People needed her, and Monica rather tearfully says that they needed her. Later,
Kamala comes in and Carol apologizes for speaking so harshly to her during the
evacuation. They reintroduce themselves, and Kamala fangirls out for a minute.
After, Kamala reveals that she thinks that Dar-Benn is making the weird jump
points via the other bangle, showing off hers. Carol says that that’s a Quantum
Band, an ancient artifact. Carol explains that the bands were used to make the jump-point
network according to Kree Legend. Monica thinks she’s using the Quantum Band
plus the Universal weapon to force energy through and make the unstable jump-points.
Kamala says that she saw star charts on the ship, but can’t remember details.
Carol grabs the Skrull memory bands and tells them this’ll let them watch their
memories.
They put on the headbands and
review memories. They quickly find the star chart, but things go off as the
women’s memories get entangled. We see that Carol visited Maria during the Blip
and learned that her friend’s cancer is back. Maria asks her to look after
Goose and her house, just until Monica gets back. They pull the bands off, and
Monica tells her to never do that again. Kamala, realizing that Monica’s mom
died during the Blip, makes them both hug Monica. Monica explains jump-points,
stable points in space time that allow FTL travel without breaking space-time. But
the more points you make, the less stable space-time becomes, so if Dar-Benn
keeps popping unstable holes in the universe bad things happen. They try to
figure out why Dar-Benn is doing this, and more importantly where their next target
is. Since the Kree Empire used to encompass about 25% of the Milky Way, that’s
a big area. Kamala points out that using a jump-point is weird when bombs are
an option. They realize that Dar-Benn used the jump-points to steal resources
to restore Hala. She mentions they’re also suffering a drought and when Kamala
says the next planet probably has water, she realizes it’ll be Aladna. It’s
about 99.6% water. Carol says she hasn’t been to the planet, but says it in a
weird way, making it clear to the other two she’s been their before.
When Kamala reaches out to her parents
via the ship’s communications array, Muneeba tells her she is NOT going on a
space adventure. They’re riding the space elevator back up SABER base with Fury
and Goose. Her parents insisted on going with to get Kamala. They had another
surge in the network while this was all going on and because of that they
really can’t risk the jump to get Kamala back or the power-based swapping.
Carol and Monica promise to keep Kamala safe in the meantime. Muneeba promises
she’ll kill Carol if anything happens to her. Goose barfs up more things and
they all note the Flerk looks ill.
On the ship, Kamala pesters Monica
with hero names, but she’s not really for any of them, even her actual one of
Spectrum. The women begin practicing with their power swapping. It’s a really
good montage as they work on coordination while swapping. They also learn that it’s
activating the powers that causes the swap, if they keep the power going after
the switch it stays on.
On SABER Base, Yussef is helping a
crewman consider saving for retirement. I didn’t know he was an accountant
until this point. There’s a power surge and the crewman go to look. There’s a
large fleshy ‘thing’ in the internal systems.
The Marvel’s jump to Aladna. They land
on the planet side and Carol tells the other two to be cool, she’s kind of
famous here, and not question what is about to happen. She says this while
wearing a very weird headdress, so doubtful. As it turns out, the people of Aladna
communicate exclusively through singing. I’m very disappointed because it feels
like they’re going to do a Bollywood dance number, but they never go all the
way. They’re led to the palace and Carol’s legal husband Prince Yan. Carol is
princes of this society but she insists this is all diplomatic. They’re
announced to the court as the Marvels, and Carol ends up dancing with Prince Yan.
Carol somehow changes into a Captain Marvel themed dress and dances with him
for a bit. As they dance, Monica asks how many chapters of the Captain Marvel
fan fic is this inspiring and Kamala says so many. The number ends by Carol saying
they need to talk. It’s revealed that Yan can speak, he’s bilingual, and Carol
asks for some fight clothes.
Back at SABER, they’re examining
the alien pod they found. They don’t know what it is, but maybe it’s a
bioweapon. The ship detects 29 new objects. Oh no.
The ladies come out in their fight
suits. There’s a good bit where Monica complains about these tassel things
which is 100% part of her canon costume, ripping them off and saying it’s too
much. Yan tells them to stay close but out of sight while they handle this. They’re
going to try to keep switching to a minimum and the older members of the Marvels
will go for the bangle. Dar-Benn’s ships arrive and she meets with Yan. She
orders Yan to kneel, he says no, and Monica dives in to intercept her energy blast.
They knock Dar-Benn away from the main fight an jump her, but she knocks Monica
and Carol away with the Universal Weapon. Kamala is left alone and a little
perplexed but Yan tells her to use her scarf, which works like a whip, neat.
Dar-Benn returns to her ship and
prepares to open the jump-gate but Monicas jumps her. They knock each other
around before Carol asks to be tagged in. She blocks a hammer strike and tells
Dar-Benn no to, but she says it’s already too late. Kamala uses her powers in a
fight and ends up switching with Carol, revealing to Dar-Benn that she has the
other bangle. Monica tells her to run to the ship, Kamala does but swaps out
with Carol part way through her run. Dar-Benn grabs Carol and forces her to
touch the bangle, draining power from her and then blasting her away before
opening the jump-gate.
The concussion of that attack causes
a shockwave through the network, disabling the Space Elevator at SABER. And
worse, half their evacuation pods also went down.
Monica crashes to the ground in
time to see the jump-gate open and drain the water from the ocean. Monica and
Kamala return to the ship and now knowing swapping isn’t an issue, Carol starts
wrecking shop. Monica takes off with the ship, ordering Carol to join them, but
she’s got a few Kree ships to break first. She flies in and takes over, Monica
say she’ll get the jump-point ready but Carol insists she can dodge them. Carol
refuses to let another planet die because of her, but Kamala activates the jump-point
teleporting them away at the last second.
The women disembark and hash things
out. Kamala apologizes for taking them away, saying she’s sure that Carol could
have handled things if they weren’t entangled. Carol tells her to not be like
her, and explains to the others how this started. Namely that she didn’t
realize removing the Supreme Intelligence from the Kree wasn’t an auto fix. She
blames herself for causing the Hala doomsday. Monica realizes that Carol never
came back because she didn’t want Monica to see her as ‘the Annihilator.’
Monica says that’s not how family works, that she wants her in her life. They
all make up just in time for an unstable jump-point to open. Carol says they
need to find Dar-Benn. Monica says she could be anywhere, but Carol has
realized she’s targeting places important to Carol, and there’s only one left.
SABER’s ship starts shaking with another
break in the jump-point network. Fury joins some of his crew and learns that
they only have 15 escape pods to evacuate 350 people. Which only feat about ten
people max. Fury tells them to fill as many as they can and then come up with a
plan B. The Space Elevator starts burning. Fury gets a fire extinguisher and
finds Goose with a bunch of the eggs. Turns out, she’s the one laying them. This
is part of the Flerken breeding cycle. Fury grabs one of the hatched kittens,
and just barely misses losing his other eye to Flerken claws. The baby gobbles
up a desk and is told there’s only one escape pod left… and Fury has an idea.
The Marvels arrive at SABER and see
the place overrun with cats. Kamala hugs her family. We learn what Fury’s plan
is, to use the Flerk to swallow all the crew and then stuff the cats in the escape
pod. Carol points out they’re literally herding cats. Then the funniest scene
in the movie happens, the crew all running from the Flerkens while an automated
message tells them to let the Flerkens eat them, all played to “Moonlight” from
Cats. I laughed so hard at this scene in the theater. They stuff the escape pod
with Flerk kittens. Monica, meanwhile, figured out where Dur-Benn is. The Kahns
and the last of the Flerkens are taking the ship down. Monica tells them
Dar-Benn is at our sun.
At the sun, Dur-Ben opens the
unstable jump-point and starts siphoning off the sun. Damn.
Kamala tells her family she needs
to help the other Marvels. They wish her luck, Aamir having the best one,
saying she needs to come back because he can’t go back to being an only child,
not with these two again. Fury offers to take the Bangle to keep it from Dar-Benn,
but Kamala knows they need both to seal the gate. Can they save the day? See
the movie to find out.
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…
Post credit scene. Monica, lost in
a whole new dimension wakes up to finding her mother, Maria, sleeping wrapped in
a blanket watching over her. She’s overjoyed to see her, but it’s revealed this
isn’t the Maria she knows, as Hank McCoy aka Beast walks in and explains how
Binary here found her. Binary, Maria Rambeau with Marvel-like powers asks who she
is.
The good. I think Brie Larson, Teyonah
Parris and Iman Vellani have great chemistry. These two play off each other
well, partially because I think Iman is as much a Brie Larson fangirl as Kamala
is a Captain Marvel fangirl. Teyonah is great as Monica in this, we get that
she’s justifiably angry at Carol for being gone so long but still also wants
her back in her life. It leads to good drama. Samuel L. Jackson’s Fury is
great, and it was fun to see Monah Kapur, Zenobia Shroff, and Saagar Shaikh
back as the Kahns again. Their bits were some of the funniest in the whole MCU.
I liked the villain’s plan, overall. Using technology that she doesn’t
understand to try to fix her dying planet, solid plan with endless ways it can
backfire. The effects are great, and I liked seeing the dangling plot thread
from Ms. Marvel the show wrapped up with the other bangle being found.
Really wondering how the Noor got their hands on one, but maybe Ms. Marvel
season 2 will cover it. I give it credit for also being on the shorter side.
They could have tried to milk this one, but the hour and a half runtime I think
is perfect for the story they wanted to tell here. Also, teasing the Champions
or Young Avengers by having Kamala redoing Fury recruiting Iron Man at the end
of Iron Man with Hailey Steinfeld’s Kate Bishop? Brilliant.
The bad. I think while Dar-Benn’s
plan was good, and Zawe Ashton is giving her best, the character herself is
pretty bland. Generic angry zealot that’s willing to kill billions to save
millions. MCU has done it before and in better ways. I was, again, disappointed
that we didn’t get a Bollywood style dance number on Aladna. The set up was
there, but they just didn’t go for it.
So yeah, I had fun with this. I think
that this one didn’t do so hot as compared to other Marvel films is unfortunate.
There’s nothing glaringly bad about the movie. The thing that hurt it is, lets
face it, misogyny. This movie has three women leads and the villain is also a
woman. There is a loud demographic that’ll hate it and scream about it. I think
a bigger factor was the lack of promotion. The whole build up to this movie was
during the height of the actors and writers strikes. Really hard to sell people
in a movie when everyone tied into the movie can’t talk about it due to union
solidarity. Its not amazing, by any stretch, it’s fairly average on the scale
of the 30+ MCU projects. The low box office is disappointing as it’ll just
convince some suits higher up to not take more chances with women lead Marvel
projects. Or so I fear. Hopefully that’s not how it’ll pan out, but we’ll see.
So yeah, I had fun with this one, and I hope others did too. Have a good night,
everyone.
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