Viewer Log: Batman: Caped Crusader ep 20

Joker's unleashes his masterplan.  

I just want to take a moment to pay my respects to Eric Bauza and Sir Patrick Stewart. Eric Bauza was a prolific voice actor, his biggest roles being the voices for the male Looney Toons. He died earlier this week due to hypertension cardiovascular disease. He was 46. And Sir Patrick Stewart died earlier today due to complications due to Alzheimer’s and Dementia. He was 86. Two big deaths that hurt bad. Rest in Peace, gentlemen, you were spectacular.

 

Last time on Batman: Caped Crusader the Joker made his grand entrance. The Criminal Clown murdered Hattie Tetch with his Joker venom, causing her to die laughing. He came in and promised to Gotham that he would murder the mayor at the stroke of midnight and then the city would burn. Batman rushed to the studio to try to stop him, but Joker unloaded a shotgun into Batman’s chest for his trouble. He’s fine, he had a metal plate over his heart. Gordon and the cops focused on protecting the mayor while Batman hunted the Joker. Mayor Jessop chose to follow Detective Flass over Montoya because he’s a dumbass. Batman realized that one of the Joker’s henchmen used to work for the Riddler and so checked out Stumpers. The goons were all there, with a Joker decoy. They all died laughing as well. Joker calls Batman on the club’s phone and says that Batman can’t stop him. Batman races to Miss Kitty’s massage parlor, a frequent hangout of Flass’. He burst into the building and fought his way to the cops to try to grab Jessop, but Flass holds him off with a knife. As they fight, Jessop dies laughing. Alfred patches Batman up at the cave and finally begins his autopsy on Thorne. Unfortunately, every corpse killed by the Joker venom sit up and start releasing a toxic gas. Cops at GCPD get infected, as does Alfred. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

Ep 20: The Laughing Death

 

We open with Alfred laughing manically, but instead of laughing until he dies, he mutates, growing into a smaller version of Blockbuster. Alfred attacks Batman while muttering his darkest thoughts. He calls Batman a fop and a loser, someone who has no friends except his faithful lapdog, Alfred. Batman actually calls him Alfred to get him to stop attacking, which works for a second, but then Alfred throws Batman across the room. He lands near the chemistry set and grabs a dart gun and a needle full of a anti-toxin they’d been working on. He hits Alfred with it, he passes out and reverts to normal.

 

At GCPD, the Laughing Blockbusters escape the morgue and head deeper into the building. Outside, Joker quotes WB Yeats’ poem The Second Coming, “Turning and turning in the widening gyre / the falcon cannot hear the falconer;” An apt poem for him to read, s the last lines are, “Things fall apart; the center cannot hold/ Mere Anarchy is loosed upon the world.”

 

In GCPD, Barbara is meeting with a client, a Mr. Merkel, who had to have a gag put on him to keep him from biting. Their interview is interrupted by some loud thumps outside the room.  Barbara goes to investigate, only to find the rampaging Laughing Blockbusters. Bullock is among their number and he calls out to Arnold Flass specifically. Montoya grabs Barbara and pulls her out of the Laughing Blockbuster’s line of sight. Flass just barely sneaks around behind Bullock and escapes through an exit. Barbara and Montoya watch in horror as Bullock attacks Merkel, killing him in a splash of blood. Creepily, Merkel also turns into a Laughing Blockbuster, his snapped neck righting itself as he crab walks away. The two women rush off to find Gordon.

 

Back at the cave, Batman begins to figure out the phases of Joker’s plan as Alfred cleans up. Phase 1: Injection, causes uncontrollable laugher and eventually death; Phase 2: Incubation, a toxic gas builds up in the body that escapes when it hits saturation. Phase 3: Blockbuster, self-explanatory at this point. Alfred tries to stand up, but he’s still woozy, and Batman helps him to a chair.  Their anti-toxin seems to work, but Batman is confused because the gas only seems to last a few seconds and thus can only infect people close by. It’s far too slow to be an effective epidemic like that. Batman heads out to investigate. Alfred tries to apologize for whatever he said or did while Blockbustered, the transformation seems to cause memory loss, but Batman says to not worry about that. He asks Alfred to whip up as much of the anti-toxin as he can.

 

Batman races towards GCPD, but Joker hits the Batmobile with an RPG. Joker greets his “Brother” and asks if they can begin. He fires another rocket, destroying the Batmobile. Batman grappling hooks up to him and the chase begins. Joker runs off, just barely dodging a pair of bat-a-rangs he through. Batman races after him, the two headed for a tower that’s under construction.

 

Montoya and Barbara look for Gordon. They’re slowed by a Laughing Blockbuster who starts to charge them, but Gordon leaps out and knocks him down a flight of stairs. The three head up to Gordon’s office as they can barricade themselves inside. They dodge a group of monsters, but Gordon is clearly exhausted and they help him to a chair. Barbara looks at the phone and clearly wonders if/when Batman will call.

 

Batman enters the tower. Joker stays just out of sight as he taunts Batman with his accomplishments. He’s been in Gotham for months without Batman’s knowledge, and removed Thorne and Jessop singlehandedly. He also takes credit for Riddler’s death, but I think he’s reaching there. Unless somehow he gave Thorne mental health problems, or was the one that told the Riddler to shake down the Forrests somehow. Batman follows his voice into the construction site. He leaps from the dark and slashes Batman’s back. He disappears again. He promises that tonight he’ll remove the police and the citizens, destroying their illusion of order. He attacks Batman from behind again, but he anticipates Joker this time, and they grapple. Joker is impressed with Batman, but pulls another dagger and slashes his chest. He says that there’s still mercy in Batman’s heart and call it an anchor, dragging him down. They grapple some more, Batman forcing him to drop the daggers. Joker kicks him off, saying that he’s nearly ready before escaping up an elevator shaft.

 

At the cave, Alfred picks up when Barbara calls. He apologizes that Batman is busy this evening. They compare notes about the situation, Barbara confirming that the infection is spreading and Alfred confirming that he’s working on an antidote. Alfred is horrified to learn that the Laughing Blockbusters are in the streets already. Barbara says that the infection seems to spread via biting, and Alfred dubs that phase four. Their conversation is interrupted as Gordon starts laughing. We see he was bitten on the side of his neck. He mutates, screaming at Montoya and Barbara to run as fast as they can from him. They do, just as Gordon throws his desk.

 

Flass makes it to the lower floor, abandoning his fellow officers to try to escape. Bullock finds him, though, and starts hunting the other corrupt cop. He follows Flass into the locker room and starts ripping doors off them to try to find Flass. Flass hides is able to shoot him in the back and Bullock drops. He starts to gloat, saying that he was always the weak link. That no matter how simple Flass made a scam, Bullock would mess it up. He kicks the body, but then Bullock grabs his leg and crushes it. He slams Flass into a vending machine, grabs him by the neck and starts to strangle him. Flass tries to talk him down now that he’s in danger again, calling him “buddy,” but he proves that’s a lie immediately by shooting Bullock in the stomach this time.

 

Alfred listens to the news as he makes the anti-toxin, the Laughing Blockbusters are rampaging through the streets. Civilians are ordered to stay in doors, but if they must go outside, to not do it alone and to bring protection. We see some families barricading themselves inside and some climbing onto buildings. Laughing Blockbuster Jim Gordon hunts Barbara and Montoya, but they trick him into a cell, knocking him out with a fire extinguisher and then locking the door. Barbara says that he’ll be safe in there and the two head out to try to save the city, despite Montoya’s objections that Barbara stay somewhere safe.

 

Joker leads Batman higher into the tower. Joker calls him a surprisingly poor student, saying that he doesn’t need the shadows, or anything or anyone else. Batman leaps out at him, saying he’s not the Joker’s brother. He pummels the Joker, bursting onto the outside of the tower. They hear screams and laughter from the people below. Joker says that the ‘ants’ down there are no better than the elites they serve. Batman demands to know why Joker is doing this. He throws Batman off of him and down to the street below. He says that he’s a teacher before running into the elevator and completing the thought, “And I suppose now I am teaching you.” He pulls out a German pistol as he does. Batman saves himself with a grappling hook and he chases Joker to the very top of the tower.

 

Joker mutters that Batman is clever, and that he was clever too, before his eyes were opened. Batman lunges at him and knocks the gun away. Joker pulls out another knife, and they get into a melee fight.

 

On the street, Barbara takes a police force armored van to run over some Laughing Blockbusters and try to save people camped out above the movie theater.

 

Joker and Batman fight, Joker saying that he’s doing all of this to show Batman something. Batman asks what he means, Joker says to show him what they both are. Batman calls him a monster. This infuriates Joker, he grabs his gun and shoots at Batman, saying that HE doesn’t get to say that. They’re the same! He sees the trail of blood that Batman left and follows it. He says that he destroyed Gotham with a bit of chemicals, destroying the illusion of order. Joker says that Batman can dance in the glow as they all burn up in his cleansing fire. Batman attacks him with a board, saying that the ‘insects’ down their have lives, families, and him! Joker shoots the board from his hands. Joker says they make him weak. They are alike and thus above the rabble. Batman starts to laugh, and Joker asks what’s so funny. Batman replies, “How wrong you are. I am not alone.” We then see Alfred fly by in the Batwing as he unleashes the anti-toxin into the air. Joker shrieks in anger and starts shooting at Batman as the fog covers everything. He says that Batman will learn his lesson, there is no other way, no other teacher.

 

Groundside, the Laughing Blockbusters revert back to normal and pass out.

 

Joker says that this is no cure, these are just more anchors pulling him down. He shoots into the fog and gets Batman in the thigh. He starts to gloat, saying that Batman is still teachable, and that he’ll watch as Gotham burns. Batman hurls a bat-a-rang at him. Joker dodges it. He says that he’ll leave Batman for now, but he’ll be back and he’ll teach him. The bat-a-rang boomerangs back, as Batman says that he talks too much. It slices a cable holding rebar, causing it to drop and one piece impales Joker. He says that this is still good. Batman can’t win, he’ll never win, but he’ll learn. He starts to do his iconic cackle as he leaps off the building and disappears into the smoke.

 

Later, we see that Bullock and Flass are in a hospital room together. Bullock is in a neck brace with an arm immobilized and his stomach bandaged, but is alive, so that’s good for him. Flass has a busted leg and lots of cuts and broken bones. Bullock has no memory of what happened, but because he and Flass were found together and he’s still under the delusion that they’re friends, he thinks they fought the monster together until they passed out. Flass, who is a jackass but isn’t stupid, agrees with this version of events. He’s got his fall guy back in line

 

Gordon and Batman meet on the roof of GCPD. He says that they haven’t found the Joker’s body, but it’s only been a day. The fall combined with being impaled makes it seem like that should be the end of it… but it’s the Joker. He’s survived worse. Batman agrees with me, saying that they NEED to find the body. Gordon notices that Batman is different after the incident, saying that this one got to him. Batman says that he almost destroyed Gotham. Montoya and Barbara join them and basically tell Batman to lighten up and take the win. Gordon swears that they’ll see to it that Gotham rises again.

 

Overall, I liked this show a lot. I think season 2 had a fair share of problems, but overall, it was a solid season of television. This version of Joker was incredibly grim, but that works surprisingly well. Matthew Needham’s slight German accent added a lot of menace to the character, and his insistence that he was trying to ‘teach’ Batman that he’s above everyone else is just delightfully psychotic. Initially, it was weird to hear the Joker talk so much without a single laugh, chuckle, or chortle, but that does make his final laugh all the more impactful. I have zero doubt that he survived the fall, he’s the Joker after all, but the fact that it’s left ambiguous works well. He’ll be on Batman’s mind forever until they face off again. That’s a perfect little plot to follow Batman on for a potential season 3, Batman dealing with his PTSD and paranoia that the Joker will be back. Their fight was really well done, with lots of punches, slashes, shots, and bruises. Even without the rebar through his gut, I’d say Joker is going to be out of it for a while, just from the concussion Batman definitely gave him with all those punches to his face. His plan was a bit… silly. I mean, he could make a poison the kills in seconds that is spread through injection. If he just made that stuff airborne, Gotham would have been dead by 12:30 and there wouldn’t have been anything Batman could do about it. But then, where’s the fun in that? I liked the side plot with Flass and Bullock. We didn’t see a lot of them together after Bullock got demoted, but it was clear that Bullock was furious about being shut out by Flass. Whatever part of the Blockbuster formula that made him fixate on that hatred would obviously zero in on Flass for being just the worst friend. The shot where Bullock was strangling Flass while Flass shot him in the gut was a hell of an image to cut away from. It feels slightly like a copout to let Bullock survive that much trauma, but I assume they’ve got more planned for him, so whatever. It was also nice to give Barbara and Montoya something to do besides hide. Capturing Gordon to keep him from hurting people and then saving civilians was heroic as hell. And Alfred is the MVP of the episode, manufacturing all that anti-toxin and then releasing it on the city just in the nick of time. Regardless of universe, Alfred comes in clutch. So ya, I had fun with this episode and the season overall. I’m really curious to see what villains they’ll bring in if they get a season 3, as a lot of the big names have been axed. There’s Poison Ivy, Man-Bat, Professor Pyg, Clock King, Condiment King, Sportsmaster, Scarface and Wesker, Killer Croc, and a few others but I don’t know, I’m not sure how many could be a season long antagonist like Joker or Thorne. Ra’s al Ghul, I suppose, but I don’t know how well he’ll fit in this setting. But that’ll be something we can discuss when/if a season 3 is announced. DC’s projects seem to be up in the air right now due to the Skydance monopoly. But they have announced an Absolute Batman run and I know Warner Bros was always hesitant to have multiple Batmen going at once. So, who knows? We’ll just have to wait and see. Next time, I think we’ll be going WAY back, but that’s all I’ll say right now. Have a good night, everyone, and stay safe. 

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Viewer Log: Batman: Caped Crusader ep 19

A rather dower Clown Prince of Crime has entered the scene.  

Last time on Batman: Caped Crusader, we finally learned what happened to Rupert Thorne. Just after the Riddler’s murder, GCPD discovered Thorne’s car in Gotham Bay. Batman noticed a heavy truck tread leading up to where it was dumped and so began to hunt trucks. At the same time, Carrie Kelly (one of the orphans from Nocturne, the one that saved Batman’s life) is sneaking out of her new home to ‘fight crime’ as the Crime Smasher. She dresses up as fictional DC hero, the Gray Ghost and does little acts of heroism like finding lost dogs and stopping vandalism. Her bike gets run over by a Subzero Icehouse truck, and she tracks the truck to its distribution center. That’s where she crosses paths with Batman, who angrily tells her to go home out of fear for her safety. Carrie initially goes home, but is chased by Harvey Bullock, who has a vendetta against her, and decides to head back as the Grey Ghost doesn’t give up on cases. And it’s good that she did, as Batman was knocked out by Mr. Zero, a serial killer with a fixation on turning people into frozen statues. Carrie frees Batman before he can be frozen and the two work together to stop Zero and his goons. We see that two of his victims are Rupert Thorne and his son Mattie. The episode reveals that Zero has been cleaning up for the criminals of Gotham, taking the victims of various murders to make this macabre art. Batman and Carrie beat the villains, but Carrie is extremely freaked out by all this and makes it clear she’ll be retiring the Crime Smasher for a while. Batman does apologize to her for being harsh, but we’re not sure if she heard it. Carrie sneaks’ home, just barely beating Bullock and getting to humiliate him when he accuses Carrie of sneaking out. Batman tries to get Zero to divulge who hired him to take out Thorne. Zero almost spills, but he’s shot in the throat and head by an unseen gunman. The episode closed on Batman looking at the Frozen, dead Rupert Thorne. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

Ep 19: Dead Before Dawn

 

We open with Hattie Tetch doing a news report on Gotham hosting the World’s Fair. Shame they don’t know about that whole “Devil in White City” situation we had IRL, they could be preparing for their own HH Holmes. Anyway, Hattie is pro-fair, as she feels like it’s just what the city needs to get back on its feet after the crime filled few… decades Gotham has been dealing with. In the cave, Alfred is listening to the broadcast as he performs an autopsy on Rupert Thorne’s body. Partway through her broadcast, Hattie starts laughing uncontrollably. It starts as just a light chuckle but quickly develops into the full body laughing stroke that Joker loves so much. Alfred, thinking quickly, patches the radio to the Batmobile, as Batman is on patrol. Hattie’s crew try to help her, but some goons come in with tommy guns and start unloading on Hattie’s staff. They miss her, but she’s hit the rictus grin phase of the Joker poisoning, so like, she’s has seconds. Batman asks Alfred for the number of assailants (four) and tells Alfred to stay on the line as he is in route.

 

Joker walks in, shoving Hattie’s body from her chair and taking over the broadcast. He tells Gotham that it’s 8:43 pm and they have 3 hours and 17 minutes before he murders Gotham’s Mayor Jessop. He intends to use this murder as his proof to Gotham that no one will be able to stop him and swears that all of Gotham will be dead by dawn. We see Barbara, who’d been watching the broadcast, make a worried call to her dad with that pronouncement.

 

Alfred describes Joker to Batman, and he’s ordered to record it. Which, given the time period, involves getting a full reel-to-reel projector in place. He updates the criminal count to 5 and then tells Batman that Joker ‘terminated’ the recording. Batman doesn’t answer as he enters the Monoscope picture’s lot. He busts in just as Joker and his men try to leave. He orders Joker to stop, but Joker simply responds, “No. Not yet.” Batman makes short work of the goons and tries to cut off Joker. Joker nonchalantly says, “You’re blocking my way,” before pulling out a shotgun and blowing Batman back. We see he’s alive, he had a metal plate on over his chest as a 40s era Kevlar vest. Joker simply walks by Batman’s crumpled form and exits the building.

 

Montoya comes into the GCPD office, and the cops are frantically trying to figure out how to stop the Joker’s threat. She comes into Gordon’s office as he orders more guards on city hall at least until they move Jessop. She lets him know that the studio is a mess, as Hattie’s entire production staff were murdered along with her. She offhandedly says that it could have been worse, it could have been a live studio audience. Gordon tells her to not even think that. She also informs him that Batman had been there, they found one of the bat-a-rangs, but he’d left before they arrived. Gordon heads to the morgue to oversee Hattie’s autopsy. Montoya wants to go with, but he orders her to take the lead on Jessop’s protection detail. She tells her to move him to the Tri-Corner safehouse. We get a close up of a clock, it’s 9:40.

 

Barbara is brought into the morgue as a body was recovered from the bay and they wanted her to identify if he was one of her clients. The body is bloated and smiling, Barbara confirms that’s Barry Vance, she hadn’t seen him in six months. Both Barbara and the medical examiner agree that he looks like he was hit with the same ‘thing’ that killed Tetch. Barbara asks her to forward all the info she gets to GCPD and the medical examiner agrees.

 

We see a montage of the city as Gordon issues a safety warning. He promises that GCPD will have a 24-hour watch on Jessop until this is handled and tells the civilians to stay indoors for the duration of the treat. We see people boarding up their businesses, making last minute food runs, and generally panicking. Barbara, who is driving through downtown, mutters that fear spreads like fire.

 

Montoya arrives at City Hall; Bullock is one of the uniformed officers stationed outside. She enters Jessop’s office and the old sexist demands to know where Gordon is. Montoya says that he’s working the case and that they have a safehouse ready for him. Jessop says that he’s putting Flass in charge of his security detail, and overruling Gordon’s decision to put Montoya in charge. He claims that Flass has earned his trust, unlike Gordon and the rest of the department. Considering Flass is the single dirties cop in Gotham, Jessop should really reconsider his friends. Montoya tells Flass that the Tri-Corner safehouse is set up and that’s where Gordon wants Jessop. Flass thanks her for the info and bids her farewell.

 

At GCPD’s morgue, Barbara informs her dad about her client, that he suffered from the same symptoms as Hattie, who is laid out before them. Gordon is spooked to learn that the Joker has been operating in Gotham for that long unnoticed. Barbara points out that they don’t know who he is or what he wants. Batman makes himself known by saying, “he told us what he wants.” He comes over and starts examining Hattie’s body without asking. He sees an injection mark hidden near Hattie’s fingernail. Montoya comes in, is unsurprised to see the Gordons with Batman, and updates Gordon on the Jessop situation. She confirms that he’s not at any of their safehouses. Batman takes a cheek swab and hair sample from Hattie as well. Gordon says that he can’t protect the mayor and find this ‘joker’ (This is the only time they call the Joker ‘joker,’ by the way, I’m just using his name for readability). Montoya spells it out to Batman that they need him to stop Joker.

 

At Jessop’s office, they fit him with a vest and Flass tells the mayor that they’re ready to move him. As they leave, Bullock is waiting outside and tells Flass to put him on this detail. He sees this as his chance to get promoted back to detective. Flass unfortunately isn’t a loyal friend, and he tells him to buzz off. Bullock says that Flass owes him; that he took the fall for Dent’s murder, so he deserves Flass’ help. Flass tells ‘Sloppy Joe’ that that is his mistake, he thinks he can ‘earn’ things, like in Flass’ eyes is about what you take. He walks off, leaving Bullock looking angry.

 

At the cave, Alfred says that he has just gotten Thorne’s body thawed out enough to start the autopsy. Mr. Zero kept him well preserved, it seems. Alfred has also been distracted by the chaos of the evening. He says that he’d been reviewing the Tetch murder video as that seemed more pressing. He apologizes for only getting a few seconds of footage before Joker shot the camera. Batman notices the goon that handed Joker the gun was one of Riddler’s men. He leaves, telling Alfred that maybe muscle isn’t all that Joker took from Riddler. We get another clock close up, and it’s 10:43.

 

Jessop is moved to Flass’ preferred safehouse, a strip joint called Miss Kitty’s. Jessop says that Flass is a good friend to have, and Flass says he scratches the mayor’s back for scratching his.

 

We move to Stumpers, where Joker is playing solitaire while his goons loiter. Batman busts in, turns out the lights and beats the snot out of everyone. He finishes by flipping the table and grabbing Joker… only to learn that this was a decoy. He’s just a normal goon with painted skin and dyed green hair. The goons all start Joker Lauging, Joker having clearly poisoned them all for this. Batman holds onto the fake Joker until the man literally breathes his last breath. The phone rings and Batman picks it up. Joker says that he’s fighting the inevitable. He tells Batman that the mayor dies in 27 minutes, and he’s just the beginning. He asks if Batman really thought that they could hide Jessop from him. The man surrounds himself with corruption and cowardice, Joker says that they’re delivering Jessop to him without even knowing it. Batman demands to know where Joker is, but he hangs up.

 

Batman races around to try to find Jessop. Barbara arrives at GCPD and gives Montoya coffee. Montoya thanks her but says that Barbara should be locked down at home. Barbara says she has a client meeting, and the job waits for no man. Montoya answers the phone when it rings and passes it onto Gordon when she learns it’s Batman. Batman tells the commissioner that Joker is using Riddler’s former goons and that he killed them. Batman asks where Flass took Jessop, and Gordon says he’s got no idea.

 

Batman radios into Alfred and asks him to get their file on Flass and to tell Batman Flass’ frequent hangouts. Alfred lists a couple, but obviously “Miss Kitty’s (air quotes) Massage Parlor” stands out. Batman races to it. Alfred gets back to his autopsy work and we see it’s ten minutes to midnight.

 

At Miss Kitty’s, Jessop is panicking, but he keeps repeating to himself that he’s going to be fine. Flass reassures the mayor, but Jessop starts to panic when they hear somebody fighting the cops outside. It’s Batman. He knocks the cops around and makes it to the upper floor. When Flass sees the shadow under the door he orders the men to open fire. They shoot the door up so badly that it’s more of a window now. They go to investigate, but Batman bursts through the wall beside the door. He makes short work of the cops and tells Jessop that he’s coming with Batman. Flass pulls a knife on him and they fight some more. Batman gets stabbed in the shoulder, but he knocks Flass away. At the stroke of Midnight… Jessop starts laughing. Classic mastermind Joker, he only gave them the illusion that they could stop him. Jessop laughs himself to death on a hooker’s bed. Flass gets up and prepares to shoot Batman in the head. Batman dropped a gas pellet and escapes. Flass fires several shots but only hits the mayor’s corpse.

 

Jessop’s body is brought to GCPD and put along side Hattie’s as Batman gets patched up by Alfred at the cave. Batman says that no one else besides GCPD was at the place. Alfred wonders if one of the corrupt cops killed him, like Flass himself. Batman doesn’t think so. He asks if Alfred has any updates from Thorne’s body, but Alfred is just about to start the autopsy in earnest. Batman says that the precision required for this Joker toxin means that the man is a borderline genius. Batman realizes that Joker had this planed down to the second, both with Hattie’s murder and Jessops.

 

We cut to GCPD where the cops on staff ask why they’re keeping the bodies here. His buddy says that the morgue is full, so they’re keeping them on ice here for now. As they talk, Hattie’s body starts sitting up and laughing. She’s followed by the other victims, and every one of them unleashes a green mist from their mouths.

 

At the cave, Batman tells Alfred to check Thorne’s hands, under the nails. As Alfred works, Thorne’s body also gets up and starts laughing, unleashing the gas. Alfred is the only one exposed. He starts laughing hysterically just before the credits roll. Joker poisoned ALFRED. He’d better be ready for when Batman comes for his hide.

 

Well, that was certainly an entrance for Mr. J. I’ll start by saying that it annoys me that they don’t name him. I know, this show isn’t big on giving their villains their iconic names, but like, come on, if I hadn’t called him the joker, this’d bee six pages of “The White face man” or “Mr. Green Hair.” Other than that, I do think this is a very interesting version for the character. A Joker who still develops his trademark laughing gas, but who himself hasn’t laughed once. This isn’t the first time that a serious Joker has been done, I’ve read this happened in the Golden age and there’ve been Elseworld stories with a grim, serious Joker, but it’s my first time experiencing it. The fact he doesn’t laugh makes it feel like he’s trying to infect the town with something that he’s incapable of doing. I fully expected at least a wisecrack when he shot Batman, but nope, just a shotgun blast and walk away. It was eerie. This is also a solid ‘mastermind’ version of the Joker. His plan is complicated, to the point where Batman acknowledges it. And while his plan came at the cost of sacrificing far too many Batman villains (Blockbuster, Mr. Zero, Hugo Strange, Hattie Tetch, Rupert Thorne), that at least highlights how BIG this plan is. The man had so many plates spinning in the air, and they’re all about to drop at once. Batman rushing around to try to figure out how to stop him was really nice. Regardless of universe, Joker fills Batman with enough instinctual unease that Batman never takes him lightly. I do wonder if he could have done something for Jessop if he hadn’t had to track him down. Probably not, as Alfred hadn’t even gotten started on the exam, much less on figuring out a cure, but maybe. The extremely corrupt mayor dying on a bed in a ‘massage’ parlor is poetic. So, the plan, phase one, infect a bunch of people with his Joker Toxin. Phase Two, murder the mayor to put the city on high alert. Phase Three, start infecting people, especially cops, with Joker venom. Phase Four… well, that’s what we’ll see next time. Next time, Joker tries to destroy Gotham once and for all. See you there. Have a good night and stay safe. 

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Viewer Log: Batman: Caped Crusader ep 18

 Time to put the Thorne situation on Ice.

Last time on Batman: Caped Crusader, Riddler finally met his match. Rose Forrest was a meek young woman living with her father, she just wanted to sell flowers and meet her prince charming. Her ex-cop father spoke sternly to Eddie Nygma when the mob boss came in for his protection money, so Riddler murdered him with a Tommy gun. This caused a psychological break in Rose (mental health problems are implied to run in her family via her mom) and creates a new, seductive persona eventually dubbed Thorn. Thorn seduces Riddler, the two going on a crime spree together. Batman tries to stop them but is caught and almost killed due to being poisoned by Thorn’s bladed whip. They stick him in a car and shove it off a cliff, but Batman escapes. He finally tracks Riddler to his club and tries to bring him in, but Thorn takes him away. Riddler’s girlfriend Lily tries to protect him but has a breakdown when she realizes that Riddler is definitely leaving her. She mutters that things were going so well until they shot up the flower shop. At the flower shop, Thorn reveals who she really is with a bouquet that reads “Burn in Hell.” She murders him with a tommy gun and then skips town. At the cave, Alfred is upset for the poor girl. He was a regular at their shop and had given Rose his condolences earlier. Batman tells him that she’ll probably get out of town, but he’ll be ready if she comes back. In the episode’s final moments, the remnants of Thorne/Riddler’s gang is scooped up by the Joker for whatever he’s planning. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

Ep 18: Zero Hour

 

We open with a pair of mobsters gunning down a rat. Once he’s dead, one of the mobsters asks if this was an ‘off the books’ hit, and his friend says not to worry, he already called the guy. An armored ice truck pulls up and three men get out, the first two are obvious henchmen, but the third is very odd. He’s a large Black man with blue hair and a neck brace with an electronic voice box built into it. The man looks over the corpse, says that it has holes, which he doesn’t like. The goons shrug and say that’s a hazard of their line of work. They pay him, and his goons take the body away. He warns the two that they shouldn’t call him again for a body like this. He wants the corpses without a visible sign of damage, or there will be no more business from him. The squad get in the truck and drive away.

 

At the Batcave, Alfred crosses out Riddler’s picture and asks if this’ll mean a reduction in mob activity. Batman doesn’t think so, if Thorne is out for revenge, it won’t stop just because the Riddler is dead. Alfred points out that it’s weird that Thorne has been MIA for so long. He wonders if maybe this is just an all-out gang war instead of Thorne still being butthurt about his arrest. Batman doesn’t think so, as he believes mobsters display their kills to show off, the fighting right now has been oddly bloodless comparatively speaking. Aflred says that he investigated air and train travel out of Gotham and neither Rupert Thorne nor his son Mattie’s names had been seen on any ticket purchases. He thinks that maybe they’re running under false names. Their investigation is interrupted by their police scanner letting them know that Thorne’s car has been found. In Gotham Bay.

 

We jump over to Carrie Kelly, one of the four orphan Robin homages from the Nocturne episode, who has had a pretty big win since we last saw her, she’s been adopted. She’s riding her bike home when she sees an old lady putting up missing posters for her dog. Carrie takes one of the posters before she’s grabbed by Harvey Bullock. The now officer Bullock tells Carrie that curfew is at 5 pm, and that she’s out past it. He takes Carrie back to her parents and tells Carrie’s new mom that an orphan like Carrie is a half-criminal, so she needs to be watched constantly, or she’ll run all over town. Carrie’s mother, I’m going to call her Maria after her voice actress Maria Canals-Barrera because she doesn’t have a name in the show, ‘thanks’ Bullock for seeing Carrie home safely, but points out Carrie is only ten minutes late. Bullock tells her to keep Carrie and her bike off the street, he handcuffs the bike to their front gate for emphasis, and warns that if she’s smart, she’ll see if the orphanage has a return policy. Bullock storms off, almost getting hit by a car as he walks away. Maria waves and thanks Bullock again, but if looks could kill he’d drop dead on the spot. She slams the door and shakes her head at how Bullock can find so much time to harass her ten-year-old girl. Carrie begins to apologize, saying that she’s sure that she’s not what the Carson’s had been expecting when they adopted her. Maria cuts her off and says that Carrie is a delight. A little rough around the edges, but she was too back in the day. Her dad, I dub him Kevin after his voice actor Kevin Michael Richardson, pops out of the kitchen to say dinner is ready.

 

After dinner, her parents discuss Carrie and how she’s adjusting. Maria thinks that Carrie is having trouble settling in. She thinks Carrie needs to make friends, if only so she’s not as easy of a target for Bullock to harass. Kevin says that Carrie just needs a little more time. She’s a good kid with good parents. He shouts up to Carrie to tell her to finish her homework and head to bed. Carrie agrees, while setting up a decoy in her bed and preparing to sneak out. She dresses up in a Gray Ghost costume, quoting the character, “The road of life takes many turns, but crime is a dead end.” She’s dubbed herself the “Crime Smasher” and is going to go out to help the community.

 

A reminder, the Gray Ghost is an in-universe fictional superhero, the star of a radio drama and early tv series. He’s a sort of Batman character for Bruce Wayne to look up to. He was introduced in the original Animated series back in the 90s and was an homage to Adam West, who also voiced the character.

 

Carrie slips out and uses her lockpicking tools to get her bike free from Bullock’s cuffs. She rides around town, her cape flapping in the wind as she looks for Bingo, the missing dog. She is able to track the dog down, finding it thanks to a paint paw trail. She delivers the dog to his owner, anonymously, and rides off to find her next case.

 

At the bay, they pull out Thorne’s car. Gordon orders his men to get photos of the car and then to get it back to GCPD for more tests. He sees Batman and goes to speak with him covertly. Batman and Gordon agree that Thorne was either killed or kidnapped. There is a tire trail of a much heavier car that leads to where Thorne’s car was dumped, but that’s the only clue they’ve got. Gordon laments the fact that Riddler is dead, as he might be the only one who could confirm what happened to the Thornes. Batman doesn’t think Riddler was involved at all, he was an opportunist, not a planner. They need a body, regardless if its dead or alive to prove a crime. Batman slips away as Gordon says this, as he often does.

 

Carrie continues her ‘Crime Smasher’ activities. She stops some hoodlums from breaking into a store with brick with her fireworks, and practices shooting with her slingshot. Her training is interrupted when an armored ice truck drives by, almost hitting her, but hitting her bike. She sees it has Subzero Icehouse advertised on the side. She shouts that it’s illegal to leave the scene of a crime. She repeats the line that “crime is a dead end” while holding her handlebars.

 

At GCPD, Gordon is spending his evening sketching out a concept for the Bat signal when Batman calls him. Gordon is impressed that Batman has something already, as it has only been three hours and that’s fast even for him. His list is pretty exhaustive. 15 companies in Gotham use private delivery trucks, none with a fleet bigger than 5, 8 are the wrong model, 2 were locked down for safety violations, so he’s narrowed it down to five potential options. Gordon tells Batman to keep him posted and if he can get a little more info to Gordon, he can put men on it. He begins to say that they work well together, but Batman hangs up before he can finish. He scribbles out the signal idea.

 

Carrie checks the phonebook and finds the ad for Subzero Icehouse. It’s in ‘old Gotham’ which is a dangerous part of town, but it’s her only lead, so she goes for it. Oh, to have the stupid confidence of youth again. She finds the business and their trucks. She is excited to have tracked them down, but is surprised when Batman gets the drop on her. She tries to convince Batman that she can help him, as she did save his life once, but Batman isn’t having it. He tells her that the scum he fights wouldn’t hesitate to kill her and yells at her to go home. I feel like this is Bruce Timm trying to keep people from getting their hopes up for a Robin to show up. Carrie runs off, crying because her hero yelled at her.

 

The goons bring a body into the Icehouse. Batman checks out the truck and finds a big pool of blood. The goons sneak up on him and one puts a gun to his head. Batman beats them up and locks them in the truck. He investigates the Ice House. He finds something that surprises him, but before he can react further, a block of ice falls on him, knocking him out. The boss, Mr. Zero, is impressed with the Batman. He dubs him a perfect specimen and thinks that Batman will be his master work. Mr. Zero frees his goons and tells them to get to work.  

 

Carrie kicks a can in anger, saying that Batman is a jerk. She sees a billboard for the Wayne Manor Estates, which tell her to ‘live the good life.’ She asks how she do that, right as Bullock grabs her. He was staking out the area near her house as he was sure she’d sneak out again. Carrie mouth offs to Bullock, which really pisses him off. He warns her that he’s done a terrible things to folks for a lot less. She calls him scum. Bullock almost takes a swing at the girl, but thinks better of it, saying that a few years in Juvie will straighten her out. Before he can get her in the car, though, she kicks him in the balls and runs off. She escapes Bullock and heads back to the Icehouse, saying that the Gray Ghost never abandons a case, and neither does Crime Smasher.

 

I thank god this is a show, because this kid would absolutely get killed in real life doing this.

 

She breaks into the warehouse and as a look around. She finds the office is covered in cobwebs. She finds the cold storage area and the thing that surprised Batman, a creepy statue of a guy. It seems to be frozen solid. She finds Batman stuck in a tube of some kind. He starts to scold her, but as he doesn’t have any other option, she tells him to pull the lever beside him to get him free. She gets him out and he says that he needs his belt. Carrie says they need to get out of there. The lights come on and we see a lot more frozen statues… including one of Rubert Thorne. Mr. Zero comes in, saying that he won’t let a moppet steal his masterpiece. Batman tells Carrie to go, but she pulls out her slingshot and asks Mr. Zero if he really thinks she’s intimidated by a wannabe Basil Carlo. Carrie fires a rock at Mr. Zero, who knocks it aside with his giant tongs. The rock shatters Mattie Thorne’s head… revealing brains. Carrie is horrified to learn that the statues are all frozen corpses. Batman tries to fight Mr. Zero, but he’s still sluggish from being partially frozen and is knocked aside. Carrie slips away and shoves over the statues to bury Mr. Zero in ice. She grabs Batman’s belt, but Mr. Zero grabs her and sticks her into a crane’s claw. He tells Carrie that he’s going to dunk her in liquid nitrogen and turn her into a frozen angel. Batman rushes Zero and keeps him from dunking Carrie. They fight as Carrie uses the utility belt to free herself. She uses a flashbang to blind Zero and then a heavy ball to move the crane. Zero’s goons come to help him. Batman knocks one into the nitrogen, freezing him, and then Carrie tosses him the belt. The two are able to disable the other goon, and then both quote the Gray Ghost before doing a Kamen Rider kick to knock down Mr. Zero.

 

Carrie is happy to learn that Batman also liked the Gray Ghost. He says he used to, he found the character… inspiring. Carrie is obviously overwhelmed by all the death that she’s witnessed tonight, and says that Batman can handle wrapping this up. Batman thanks her for saving him, again, and starts to apologize for yelling earlier, but Carrie ran off already. Ya, Bruce, it doesn’t feel so good, does it?

 

Carrier runs home, only to be cut off by Bullock. She dodges his grab and uses her might ‘being a child’ powers to outrun the overweight Bullock. She climbs up her fire escape and gets into the house just before Bullock rings the bell. Kevin and Maria answer the door and are shocked by Bullock being there so late. He says that Carrie snuck out and demands to see the girl, but Carrie is a master at quick changes, so she’s already in her PJs and sleepily asks her parents what is going on. The Carsons close the door on Bullock, Carrie giving him a wink as the door clicks shut.

 

Batman meanwhile has Mr. Zero tied up and demands to know who killed Thorne. Mr. Zero says that a client wanted Rupert Thorne out of the way, so he was paid to get rid of him, and he got to make his art, everyone wins. Batman threatens to toss him into the liquid nitrogen, and Zero relents. He starts to say who hired him, but is shot in the head and neck before he can finish. Batman turns to try to see who did it, but he’s alone in the warehouse. The episode ends on Rupert Thorne, frozen forever with his rictus grin.  

 

I’ll be honest, they wasted this version of Mr. Freeze. I know they used the older name of the character to separate him from the iconic Freeze from Bruce Timm’s original Batman: The Animated Series. But it’s so weird that Timm took a one note villain with a weird gimmick into a multi-dimensional, award-winning tragic antagonist… and turned him back into a one note villain with a weird gimmick. The statues were creepy as hell, I’ll give them that, but it’s a far cry from Mr. Freeze’s monologues. Design wise he was okay. The blue hair was distinctive, and the voice box was an interesting idea… but I can’t help feeling like he was all set up. Like, why did he have a voice box? When did he get started freezing corpses? How long has he been operating in Gotham? No answers, just a creepy artist that got his brains blown out. At least with guys like Basil Carlo and the Penguin there’s a chance they could come back for more, killing him just felt like a waste. Especially when keeping the secret of who hired him is a moot as hell point, since we’ve only got two episode’s left and the Joker is definitely getting revealed next time. Just a waste. It was nice to see Carrie again, and that her life has been going well except for Bullock. I assumed this version of Batman wouldn’t get a Robin, it’s a bit too focused on the grim noir aesthetic to have room for the boy wonder, but this was a nice little homage to Batman’s sidekick. As I said above, though, it’s a good thing this is a show, because Carrie would absolutely be dead by the end of this confrontation in a more realistic scenario. Her little wink of victory at Bullock was just perfect. I liked that they worked the Gray Ghost into this story as well, as nods to happy memories from Bruce’s childhood helps to break up the misery that was his life post parental death. I like that he apologized to Carrie, and that she didn’t hear it, as it was fun to see Batman be the guy who didn’t notice someone left before he was finished for once. So ya, this episode had some interesting ideas, and I liked seeing Carrie, but it left me feeling like it was incomplete. Next time, the Joker’s masterplan is finally unleashed. 

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Viewer Log: Batman: Caped Crusader ep 17

 Every Rose has its Thorns. 

Last time on Batman: Caped Crusader, Gotham University proved to be a dangerous place to be. Multiple students seemed to die of fright. This piques the curiosity of Batman, but also Dr. Harleen “Harley Quinn” Quinzel. The Good doctor had been hiding out at Montoya’s place for an undisclosed amount of time, and she was going stir-crazy being unable to leave. She and Batman cross paths at the morgue with each other as well as the mysterious Scare Crow (I separated it because he’s more of a scary bird than a thing that scares birds) that’s poisoning everyone with the fear toxin. They’re able to figure out that all the victims are connected to one Dr. Charles Burton but find him murdered at the last potential victim’s apartment, Jonathan Crane, Jr.’s. Batman rushes to stop the mad scientist and gets a face full of gas for his trouble. He’s able to fight through his delusion (where he’s an old man watching powerlessly as Gotham burns) and gives Crane a taste of the gas. The episode ends wit Harleen saying goodbye to Montoya, as while she loved being with her, Harleen knows she’s a liability to Montoya, and that she’ll go nuts if she goes back to being locked up in the apartment. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

Ep 17: Her Dark Reflection

 

We open at the Forrest Flower shop, where father, Phil Forrest, and his daughter Rose are working on some plants. Rose takes out a locket with a picture of herself and a man inside it and sighs. Her father tells her not to be too upset. Phil is clearly a hard man to impress, as he calls the guy, Freddy, soft and a bad bet. He claims that Freddy wouldn’t have been as bad as Rose’s mother, but he wouldn’t have worked out long term. Rose doesn’t disagree that her mom was bad but insists that Freddy would have been good to her. Phil says that she needs a strong man that’ll get her out of the hell hole that is Gotham. He tells her “no more breakdowns” and promises to find her prince charming. Eddie and Lily come in, the Riddler tells his girlfriend that he needs to handle a little business and then he’ll take her some nice place. He shakes the Forrest’s down for protection money and offers to have Rose work out a ‘private’ deal with him, if she wants. Phil tells him to back off; his daughter isn’t a part of this. Eddy, whose ego could be bruised with a soft pinch, angrily asks if Phil is trying to tell him how to run his business. Phil says that he doesn’t want trouble, he didn’t have any with Thorne, and he doesn’t want any from Eddie. But he was a cop for ten years, and he’s seen a lot of guys like Eddie, and they all end up six feet under. Eddie looks pissed but then laughs it off before leaving. Rose asks if they should call the cops, and Phil says not to worry, as Eddie is all bark and no bite. Eddie proves this wrong as he tommy guns the shop, killing Phil as he shoves Rose behind the counter. She cradles her father’s body and starts to sob.

 

We cut to Rose being interviewed by Montoya. Eel O’Brien gets a photo of the distraught Rose because, well, he’s aptly named. Montoya tells Rose to call her if she thinks of anything. Montoya compares notes with Flass, who confirms none of the neighbors ‘saw’ anything. Both cops agree that no one is willing to cross the Riddler. Montoya reveals that Phil used to be a beat cop with Gordon back in the day, but he retired after his wife left him to raise Rose. He said that he didn’t have the right to risk his life when she needed him, and Flass, being a dick, sneers and asked how well that worked out.

 

At Wayne Manor, Bruce is reading the paper. Riddler is the front-page story. Alfred mentions that it seems like things in Gotham have been getting worse since Thorne disappeared. Brue agrees, saying daylight crimes are way up. Alfred mentions that he hopes that Rose is doing okay. Bruce asks if he knows her, and Alfred says, ‘in a manner of speaking.’ He reveals that he was a regular at the Forrest Flower shop, as he bought the bouquets that were placed on the Wayne’s graves there. Bruce, visibly stunned, says that he thought that the cemetery covered that. Alfred simply say that it does not. Bruce has noticed that the crimes are all spiraling out from Gotham’s Narrows, the heaviest crime area of the city. Bruce orders the car gassed up, as he’s going to investigate tonight.

 

Rose cleans up the shop, and finds Riddler’s matchbook for his club, Stumpers, and pockets it. She heads upstairs to her apartment and tries to get some sleep, though she’s clearly terrified. She wakes up in the night, a severe look on her face. She walks across the room to her dresser, and gently touches a photo of her parents back when they were young. She remembers her father’s words about finding her prince charming. She takes off her necklace and beats it on the dresser repeatedly, shattering it. She then goes to her closet and pulls out her mother’s old showgirl outfit. Rose’s voice has completely changed as she says that it’s about tie her mother was useful for something, but it still needs something. Rose heads to a lingerie shop for some accessories. She grabs a dark, longer haired wig, green lipstick, and a spiked choker to complete her look. A cop stops her for breaking and entering. She flirts with the cop a little, I think just to see if he’ll react to her. He seems into it, but then she tries to attack him and they have a struggle. She beats him to the ground, steals his gun and says that she’s asking for ‘it’ but that he’s no the one who’ll give it to her. She knocks him out with the butt of the stolen pistol.

 

I should note that they don’t name this new version of Rose “Thorn” until the end of the episode, but I’m going to start referring to her as such. Rose is no longer in the driver’s seat.

 

We jump to Stumpers where Lily plays piano for the club as Eddie entertains some goons. Thorn walks in and immediately turns head. Everyone in the club notices her, but especially Eddie. She heads to the bar and gets a drink. Lily joins her and warns the other woman that looking is fine, but she’s already called dibs on Edward Nygma. They have a verbal spar over who Eddie is interested in before Lily leaves in a huff. Flass comes into the club and tries to butter up Eddie, but the goon turned kingpin isn’t interested in talking to him. Flass tries to offer his services to Eddie, saying that he and Thorne had a very amicable relationship, and he’d like to see that continue. Thorne cuts in, asking what good was that relationship. Thorne was taken in by Batman after all. He was arrested, just barely dodged a 20 year stint at Blackgate, and now he’s hiding in his own city. Flass tries to get Thorne to back off, but she grabs his hand and forces him to his knees. Eddie tells Flass to get a drink, and sends off his other goons to have a minute alone with Thorne. They have a flirty conversation, Thorne saying that she wants everything, like Eddie, and she knows how to get it. He gets her a cigarette and tells her to keep talking.

 

Rose wakes up the next morning to someone calling her name. She finds herself naked in bed with a huge bruise on her arm. She goes to her window to see a cop waiting to escort her to her father’s funeral. She says she’s coming and rushes to get dressed.

 

Gordon delivers the Eulogy at the funeral, and it brings Rose to tears. She heads back to the shop after and starts arranging a giant heart display of flowers. She interrupted by Alfred, who came to offer his condolences. He notices that there’s something a bit off about Rose, asking if she really shouldn’t take some time off. She insists that she needs to keep busy, her father was a believer about idle hands being the devil’s workshop. Alfred gives her his card and says that he and Mr. Wayne will help her however she needs.

 

That night, she’s at Stumpers again and convinces Eddie to leave the club to do some crimes with her. He tells her, “Baby, we’ll paint the town red.” We get a montage of Eddie and Thorn’s crimes as Batman and the cops investigate. Batman starts to see a pattern develop. The cops finally catch up to Riddler and Thorne, but he sets off a bomb to distract them and races off. Batman starts chasing them in the Batmobile. Riddler and Thorn give him the slip, but he sees their oil trail and follows them to a junkyard.

 

Insider, Riddler and Thorne prepare to blow a safe, but Batman throws a bat-a-rang to stop them. Batman fights off Riddler and his goons, but quickly passes out. Thorn got him around the neck with her thorny whip. She coats the thorns in poison that knocked Batman out. Riddler wants to kill Batman immediately, but Thorne insists that they play with him just a bit longer. They tie Batman up and put him in the cab of a car. They pull the break and shove the car towards a canyon. Batman struggles to get free, but the car goes off the broken bridge, exploding when it hits the ground. Riddler and Thorn kiss in celebration, and they head out to cause more trouble. It’s revealed Batman survived, having gotten his grappling hook out at the last second. He drags himself back to the main shop and finds another Stumper’s matchbook. With how often Eddie is tossing those around, it’s a wonder it took this long to find one.

 

A dejected Lily watches and plays piano as Eddie and Thorn celebrate the death of Batman. Eddie says that she’s the ‘Cherry on this whole Sundae.’ Thorn says that she always thought of herself as more of a Rose, clearly trying to tip Eddie off about who she is, but the guy does pick up on it. He claims to have big plans, to spread into Bludhaven once they’ve taken Gotham. Thorn asks if he plans to make this partnership permanent. Before he can say much else, Batman arrives, throwing a Bat-a-rang to get their attention. Batman beats up the goons, Eddie takes a swing, but Batman knocks him aside. Thorn grabs him and says she knows where they can lay low. Batman finishes the last goon, but Lily shoots at him, saying that she won’t miss the next one. She’s all bark though, and can’t bring herself to shoot Batman. She starts having a breakdown, saying that Eddie is HER’s, not Batman’s or the cheap dime store floozy’s. She starts crying, muttering that everything was going right until Eddie shot up that flower shop. That tips Batman off to where to go next and he runs off.

 

Thorn takes Eddie to the back entrance to Forrest Flower shop, there’s a cute little heart note with Eddie’s name on it. She tells him to get inside, it’s open. He finds the big heart bouquet that Rose had been working on. It has “Eddie Nygma, Rot in Hell” on the banner over it. He asks if this is a sick joke. She says that Rose thought Eddie would like it. He’s stunned to realize that Thorne is (sort of) Rose, saying that that girl was a mouse. Thorne claims that Rose was a sweetie, and that she might have even been able to forgive him in time… but she can’t. She woke up when Eddie killed Phil. Eddie calls her a crazy bitch as she unloads a tommy gun into him, killing him and knocking him into the bouquet. There’s an eerie shot of a white rose dyed red in his blood.

 

Batman finds his body, taking one of the flowers just before the cops arrive. Batman and Alfred hear about Riddler’s death on the radio in the cave. Alfred is so disheartened to hear about more trouble happening at Rose’s shop and thinks about checking in on her. Batman tells him that he won’t be seeing Rose again. He pieced together that Rose and Thorn (he dubbed her that on his crime board) are the same person. Alfred is shocked that Rose did it, he says the girl he knew wouldn’t be capable of that. Batman says she had a bad day, a really bad day. Alfred asks if she’ll be okay, and Batman thinks that this’ll be the last they hear of her. The man that killed her father is dead, so she’ll want to put distance between herself and Gotham.

 

We see that Thorn has boarded a train. She heads out of town. There’s a moment where Thorn looks at her reflection in the glass and sees Rose looking back, but she’s gone a moment later. Thorn stretches out and gets comfortable as the train rolls out of town. Batman says that if she returns, he’ll be ready for her.

 

We then cut to a bar where Thorne’s former gang have a toast to Eddie. One of the goons asks what they’ll do now. The door to the bar opens and the Joker is standing there. He says that it’s very simple, they all work for him now.

 

I’m… conflicted about this episode and the whole Riddler arc of season 2. On the one hand, I get why some people like it. This version of Edward Nygma is a deconstruction of the character with his traditional love of riddles and word games is suppressed to instead focus on his insecurity and anger issues. But if you take away the riddles from Riddler, it makes me question why he’s Edward Nygma at all! If you take away his schtick to this degree, you might as well just use one of the other mob type characters like Falcone to fill the spot. He’s a bitter, angry man that gets distracted by a shiny new bauble dangled just within reach and gets killed when he grabs for it. That hardly feels like the Riddler at all to me. And like everyone who has any knowledge of Batman knew that the Riddler was just holding the place for the Joker to step up and take the spotlight for the finale, but like, they could have tried harder to make it less obvious. Using Rose/Thorn as the villain was an interesting choice. I like many saw a plant themed lady in the trailer and assumed she’d be Poison Ivy. Maybe they’re saving Pamela for season 3. For those who don’t know, she’s actually a Golden Age DC villain that first fought the original Flash, Jay Garrick, and then later fought and became romantically involved with Alan Scott the original Green Lantern. That version has plant-based powers, unlike the Caped Crusader version, but they do stick to the fact that Thorn is the split personality of Rose. Having her be the one to kill Eddy in vengeance for her father was thematically a good call. He was destroyed by the monster that his rage unwittingly made and all that jazz. And I think it’s kind of a neat decision that she’s the one that has arguably come the closest to killing Batman. Not an assassin, not a mobster, not a supervillain, but an angry woman that was just using him as a steppingstone to her actual target. Shame Batman didn’t have much to do in this episode besides track them, almost die a few times, and then find Riddler’s body. I liked the moment when Bruce learns that Alfred is the one that lays out the flowers for his parents. While their relationship is significantly warmer than it had been in the first season, there is still a wall there that Alfred is slowly chipping away at to get Bruce to open up to him. And learning that Alfred is doing his best to keep the grave looking pretty all on his own is going to help that thaw significantly, I think. The reveal that the Joker is now scooping up the majority of Rupert Thorne’s remaining men is probably not good news for Batman. But we’ll have to wait and see on that one. Next time, Batman meets an old fan and a new artist. 

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Viewer Log: Batman: Caped Crusader ep 16

 What scares the Batman? 

Last time on Batman: Caped Crusader, a new agent of vengeance came to Gotham. Jim Corrigan, former police detective that tried to kill Barbara Gordon for the massive bounty on her, is put through a medical experiment in exchange for a reduced sentence. Something goes wrong during the procedure, and Corrigan dies horribly on the table as Barbara and Renee Montoya watch from the observatory. Imagine their shock when Corrigan raises again from the grave, scaring the men driving him to the morgue so bad that it causes a car crash. Corrigan shuffles off, grabbing a green hooded jacket and throwing it on. Batman chases Corrigan as he travels around Gotham, using a mysterious supernatural power to kill three men, Vinnie de Leone, Roger Marshall, and Freddy Borke. Batman called Barbara, who informs him all three men were guys that Corrigan arrested, but they got off due to insufficient evidence. Batman warns that Corrigan might be on his way to her, and Barbara prepares to face him with her gun. She meets Corrigan on her front step and, instead of shooting him, demands to know why he’s doing this. She’s not a criminal that got away, HE attacked HER, so why is he trying to kill her. Corrigan, who’d only been able to moan, “Vengeance” up to this point, instead moans, “Forgiveness, please forgive me,” before dying. Batman arrives and almost puts a hand on Barbara’s shoulder to comfort her but runs off as the cops arrive instead. At the cave, Alfred left out a tray of Christmas cookies, and Batman takes one before the credits roll. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

Ep 16: Sudden Fear

 

The episode opens with a Gotham University student screaming at the top of his lungs that he’s covered in spiders. From the way that the spider’s seemed to just appear on his body, it’s clear that he’s hallucinating even before you realize that these spiders would be big even for Tarantulas. He tries to get them off himself, but one huge spider lunges at his face. We cut away to find him dead on the ground, a look of horror on his face. A mysterious man in black watches from a distance before departing.

 

After that we move on to Barbara and Montoya meeting for breakfast. They spend a minute catching up before Barbara tells her friend that she’s having trouble finding a psychiatrist that’s good and has trial experience for her latest case. She says she misses Harleen and then apologizes for bringing her up as she knew that Montoya and Harleen were getting close. Kind of highlighting once again that this is a 40s style world, not the actual 40s. Imagine someone casually bringing up a woman dating another woman, so scandalous. Montoya says that she was going to take Harleen ice skating with regret in her voice. Barbara says that since they never found Harleen’s body, it’s a bit like she’s still out there, haunting them. Montoya looks like she’s about to say something big to Barbara but shifts to promising to find a shrink for Barbara’s case. They’re interrupted by Flass popping in, saying that they have another ‘College Crazy’ case to check out before leaving again. When Barbara prompts her, Montoya says that they’re on case number 5 of a GSU student flipping out and creaming about something that isn’t there before dying. The cops head out.

 

We cut to GU where Bruce Wayne is getting his picture taken with Provost Williams. Williams apologizes for all this extra hullaballoo, but Bruce doesn’t hand out endowments very often, so they needed to add some pomp to the occasion. Bruce tells him not to worry, as he and his father were both GU alumni, and apologizes that it took the student deaths to remind him to give back to his old college. For those who might have forgotten, yes, Bruce does have a law degree. Williams says that the deaths are making this years Greek Week a bit of a downer, but he and the school’s board are all confident that this’ll blow over. Bruce notes GCPD nearby, and Willaims says that they’ve been very helpful keeping things contained for now. The photographer, Vicki Vale, interrupts to remind them that she needs some solo shots of Bruce for the article and that they need to move to a spot with better lighting.

 

The spot turns out to be right behind Montoya as she interviews the professor of the dead student (Thomas Dalton). She asks if Dalton ever discussed his mental state. Professor Burton says that he teaches Chemistry, not psychology, and Dalton was just one of hundreds of students. He doesn’t get involved in their personal lives. Montoya asks him about his class, Esoteric Chemicals and their interactions. Burton starts the classic, “you’re not smart enough to understand my work,” speech, but Montoya cuts him off and asks that he calls her if he thinks of anything. Bruce notes the note in Burton’s hand as he walks away. Flass is interviewing some of the other students. One, Carmine, says that nobody was chasing the victim, he just started screaming and running around like he was being attacked. But he claims that one of the smart types loses it at least once a semester before running off to try to impress a girl. The other student Flass was talking to, Junior, says that Dalton was a good student and that’s about all he has to add. Bruce hears Montoya say that they need to pressure the coroner to get the toxicology report done. As they leave, Bruce politely asks Vicki for copies of his headshots. She flirtishly says that he can have whatever he wants before she gets embarrassed and runs off.

 

We then jump to Harleen Quinzell as she watches her neighbors through a window and psychoanalyses them. One guy is overeating to deal with the stress that his affair and the fact his wife knows about it is causing, one woman is dressing up her dog and being a bit weird about it, and another is slamming a door repeatedly to deal with his emotions. Harleen says that the last guy is hiding his problem well, and that hiding is something she’s become an expert at. She moves to the chair, and we get a time elapse as Harleen finds ways to waste time before her roommate comes home late that night. The roommate? Renee Montoya! Turns out that Montoya has been hiding her for a while now. She apologizes for being late and tells Harleen a little about the case. Harleen is very interested in this case, but Montoya shuts her down, saying that she can’t be involved in an ongoing investigation. Harleen is clearly getting stir crazy being locked in the apartment all day, but they’ve got few options considering Harleen was on the front page of the news every day for a month and is still a fugitive. Montoya promises to make it up to Harleen after she changes.

 

Batman drives around Gotham and asks Alfred if he noticed anything odd about the photos they got from Vicki. He says there’s nothing unusual about them besides the fact Vicki left her number, a note for Bruce to call her, and a kiss mark on all of them. Alfred asks where Batman is off to next, and he says that he’s headed for the morgue to get the toxicology report.

 

Harleen looks over the report and notices that there are five victims with identical symptoms. She realizes that this is a field test, and goes to Montoya to ask a question, but finds her lover passed out on the bed. She tucks Montoya in, kisses her forehead, and then digs out her clown suit.

 

As Harley Quinn, she enters the morgue. She pulls out one of the bodies and examines him, dead boy number three. She then pulls out one of the girls. She notes that it’s been three dead boys and two dead girls thus far. She grabs a scalpel to cut a tissue sample but is interrupted by the man in black. His mask makes him look like a huge black crow, and he demands that she keep her hands off his bodies. He asks if he scared her, she says that would take more than he’s got, and he grabs a huge knife and says they’ll have to test that theory. Before the fighting can start in earnest, Batman breaks in through a window. Both criminals run off, Scarecrow (they haven’t named him yet, but come on,) pulls out bodies from the morgue freezer to slow Batman. They burst into the hallway and Batman elects to chase Harley.

 

Back at the apartment, Montoya wakes up and apologizes to Harleen for falling asleep, only to find the apartment empty. Before she can puzzle things out, she’s interrupted by Flass. Flass tells her about the break in at the Morgue and they head out to investigate.

 

Batman chases Harley through an alley and corners her. He accuses her of working with the Scarecrow, but she insists that she isn’t. She says that the other guy is the one scaring people to death. Batman says that you can’t do that, but she insists that delusions can kill people if chemically induced and enhanced. She offers her help in solving the case. Batman doesn’t say a word but is clearly hesitant. Harley brings up that she is a trained psychiatrist and a mental health expert, and that she’d be a very valuable asset in this particular case. Batman relents, and just as Harley starts to gloat, he hits her with a knockout spray.

 

The spray was to transport her to the cave without her knowing where he lives. She is impressed by the scale of it but says that it points to a significant childhood trauma. She starts talking about their last encounter, where Batman points out that she tried to kill him, and Harley says, ‘Not very hard.” She reveals some of what she knows about the case, Dalton screamed about bugs that weren’t there but says that she won’t tell him how she knows. Batman, showing off his deductive skills, says that since there are only two cops on the case, and that Harley didn’t run in Flass’ circles, asks why Montoya is shielding her. Harley shouts that Montoya isn’t, all but confirms it to be the truth. Harley then says that it’s none of his business, so they’ll focus on Batman’s actual mania, catching criminals. They go over the victims, all are chemistry or molecular biology students, ranging in age from 19-25, and all died of intense delusions. We get a shot of all the students that were killed plus a few more that were in Burton’s class. Harley tells Batman her theory about this being a field test, thinking that this is about testing a drug. Batman points out that they’re all connected to Dr. Charles Burton.

 

We cut to the Greek Week celebration where Burton is seemingly trying to convince a student named Jane to do something she’s uncomfortable with. They don’t say he’s trying to convince her to have sex with him for a better grade, but it’s heavily implied. They’re interrupted by Junior and Carmine, who get the professor back off. He tells Junior that he’ll deal with him later. Junior tries to offer Jane an apple cider, but she declines, saying she’s going to go back to the sorority house and go to bed. Carmine tease Junior for his lame line and offers to explain the bird and the bees to him.

 

As Jane walks back to her dorm, she’s stalked by someone in the shadows. She thinks it’s the professor and threatens to call the police if he’s stalking her. She runs inside and tries to call Detective Flass. She is told to stay at her room while Flass is brought in. She goes to get herself a bedtime snack, but the Scarecrow sneaks in and then gasses her.

 

Batman and a knocked-out Harley race to GU. Harley wakes up, saying she could just be blindfolded, and notices the picture of Jane that Batman has. He says that she fits the pattern. Harley points out that they don’t know how the drug is being administered.

 

Jane is tripping from her gassing. She thinks the house is on fire and she’s trapped inside. Scarecrow tells her that he’s helping her, and that she’s helping him. Batman and Harley burst in, Batman fights Scarecrow while Harley examines Jane. She thinks the toxin is Alkaline based and that milk can counteract the affects, thankfully Jane got a glass before her gassing. Harley tries to grab it, but Scarecrow shouts that he’s not done yet before dosing her. Batman knocks him aside and tries to talk Harley through the hallucination.

 

Harley’s hallucination is being trapped in Montoya’s apartment alone. The room quickly shifts into a jailcell, with Montoya just outside the bars. She calls out to Montoya and begs to be let out, but Montoya just turns and walks away. The apartment turns into walls that close in and starts to crush her. Batman shakes her and tries to get her to come out of it, and Harley gets just lucid enough to ask for the milk. Unfortunately, while Batman was helping Harley, Jane’s hallucination got worse and she jumped out her window into the ‘lake’ she saw outside. It was pavement. Flass and Montoya pull up a moment later, and Montoya sees Batman and Harley flee via grappling hook.

 

Back at the Greek Week celebration, they light a huge bonfire. Batman and Harley watch from the roof. He tries to focus on the case, while Harley panics a bit about Montoya seeing her on this case. Batman makes her focus. She says that Burton has got some messed up delusions and that he’s fixated on patterns. A pattern they broke, so Batman asks the good doctor what comes next.

 

We cut to Burton who knocks on Junior’s apartment. Junior opens the door and Burton says that they need to talk about him interfering in Burton’s life.

 

Batman and Harley break into Burton’s office. There are files on the “Alkaline based phobic instigator” that’s been used and photos of the dead students with an X over their faces. Harley sees that Burton had a partner for a lot of this research… Jonathan Crane, Jr. Harley thinks that he might be the son of her own former psych professor. Batman sees that Junior is the only one left, besides Burton, so they race to his apartment. They find the room trashed and Burton dead on the mattress. The two quickly deduce what happened: Crane helped Burton develop the chemical, Burton cancelled the project for ethical reasons, Crane felt abandoned as the project was his whole identity and so he set about continuing the project. Batman realizes that Crane has three options, disappear, go out in a blaze of glory, or both. Harley tells Batman to go on his own, as she’s not a hero. She only notices that he’s gone after speaking for a few moments and says that that’s classic monomania.

 

At the Greek Week celebration, Scarecrow is hitting everyone with his toxin. He screams that they’re all idiots and fools and diagnoses their fears as he does. Carmine tries to stop him, but Scarecrow hits him in the face with the gas. He rips his mask off to scream, “Fear of never shutting the hell up!” in his face. Batman arrives to try to stop him, and Scarecrow gets him with the toxin.

 

Batman’s fear is presented as him as an old man. Scarecrow says that he wishes that he could see what scares Batman. He lies in a while room, alone, and just outside his window we see Gotham burning. Old Bruce gets up and walks to the window. He mutters no fear to himself several times before leaping out of the window. This breaks the delusion, somehow, and Batman gets up. He throws a bat-a-rang at Junior, forcing him to get a hit of his own toxin. He shouts that fear is a weapon, fear is a poison, but it is never in control. Batman in Junior’s eyes morph into a bat demon. Batman grabs him and asks what he sees before he passes out from fear.

 

We jump to the skating rink where Montoya meets Harleen. Montoya tries to tell her that they can still make things work, but Harleen says that they can’t. Keeping the secret was drowning Montoya and driving Harleen crazy. We hear sirens going off, and Harleen says goodbye, kissing her lover and saying not to wait up. The cops pull up and both Gordons get out of the car. Harleen skates over to them to turn herself in.

 

It was nice seeing Harley again. This version is one of my favorite interpretations of the character, being wholly separated from the Joker and yet still connected to her original jester look. She’s intelligent and not playing up a ditzy persona for any reason. Having her hiding out at Montoya’s apartment seems a little farfetched, but I suppose Montoya just doesn’t entertain at home very much and given her sexuality in the time period that she’s living in, I guess it makes sense that she might be a more private person out of habit rather than temperament. I like how they framed Harley’s time with Montoya as something that she clearly loves while they’re together, but the whole ‘I’m alone for like 18+ hours a day,’ has been wearing on her mind. I wish that her being held up at Montoya’s place had been a plot point before this episode, as they could have expanded on how much the isolation was wearing down Harley’s mind. I like how they utilized her to help figure out the whole game plan here, it shows off how intelligent that she is. The red herring about Burton being the killer was well done. They really sell that it might be him, right up until the name Jonathan Crane comes up. I like him as a villain, but I think that his costume design is trying a bit too hard. I mean, his mask is a giant black beak. I get they’re probably trying to invoke the look of a plague doctor and make him more of a Scare Crow rather than a Scarecrow. But come on, the actual Scarecrow looks are all iconic on their own. It’s like Eddy Nigma being the Riddler because he riddles things with bullets, they’re trying too hard (in my opinion) to take a different path to the same destination. It was interesting to see that this version of Batman’s biggest fear is seeing Gotham being destroyed and him being powerless to help it. In part, because that’s exactly what canonically happens to at least one Batman. The original DCAU Batman, also created and run by Bruce Timm that made this version, does grow into a bitter old man. He is too old and weak to be Batman anymore, he’s alone and forced to watch the city he tried to hard to defend slip back into the rotting cesspool he fought tooth and nail to drag it out of. In a way, that’s a much more believable fear for him than his fear of Bats. Shame Harley had to go to jail at the end of this, if there’s a season 3 I hope she gets to help again somehow. Next time, Riddler meets a new lady and this gal has got thorns. Have a good night and stay safe. 

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