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Sunday, March 29, 2026

Review: My Hero Academia: You're Next

The only thing worse than a toxic fan is a toxic fan with superpowers.

So, I’m gotten some contradicting opinions on where this one falls in the timeline. My Hero Academia: You’re Next is supposed to fall somewhere in the week leading up to the final battle with Shigaraki. The kids are all training for most of that time, so ya, a sudden movie villain that they have to face could fit in there. But I’ve seen folks claim it could happen between the third and fourth, fourth and fifth, or fifth and sixth episode’s run time. Kind of a wide gap. The most compelling evidence I’ve seen is for the fourth episode though, as that’s the point where Izuku and his friends are broken into teams in order to try to find Shigaraki and the League of Villains. So that’s what we’re going with. Here’s My Hero Academia: You’re Next! Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

The movie opens with a large man sitting in a room covered in Photos and watching the final battle between All For One and All Might. Considering this is suppose to be news footage, the orchestral score is impressive. The man suddenly stands and applauds All Might’s victory. He speaks with an Italian Accent and a suspiciously familiar voice. We only see a little of his head, but it’s clear that he’s got All Might’s hairstyle and is wearing an iron mask over his face. When All Might makes his famous, “You’re Next!” declaration, the man bows and promises that he will be the one to take All Might’s mantle.

 

We cut to a man with an eyepatch and a possible prosthetic arm preparing coffee in the middle of the street. He has a picture of a blonde girl on his makeshift table. A pair of refugees from across the street see him and scoff at his search for this little girl, saying that she’s probably dead. Before Eyepatch can sip his coffee, a siren goes off warning of a potential villain attack. Eyepatch packs up his gear on an armored motorcycle and rushes to the scene. The Villains in question attack a truck and one of them uses his Quirk to merge with the truck, turning it into an evil version of Mater from Cars. Another villain bounces around like a bouncy ball and another throws explosive daggers. They escape by bursting through a wall. Izuku’s team, consisting of himself, Jiro, Sero, Uraraka, Hagakure and Ojiro are the ones to start the chase. Jiro is riding up front in an armored vehicle driven by a UA robot and is the one to pick up on the disturbance. It’s weird to remember that these kids are all around 16 and thus would definitely need a driver. Izuku does some quick stretching to limber up and power up his Fa Jin shift power before floating out the back of their truck and fling off. He rockets towards the truck, using his Air Force flick attack to speed up. The criminals see him coming and immediately panic when they recognize the Jailbreak Hunter. Izuku catches the truck with Blackwhip, and while holding it dodges the other two. He pulls back hard and flips the truck. The other two try to attack him, but he binds up one of them in Blackwhip and the rest of his team catch the other. Jiro compliments the power of One For All as Sero asks that he save some fighting for the rest of them. Izuku looks up and sees Eye Patch watching them before driving off.

 

There’s an opening credit montage for the movie that serves to catch everyone up on the situation if you haven’t followed the show. It’d be weird to watch this if you haven’t, but whatever. All For One and the League of Villains Orchestrated a massive breakout from the hero prisons, the US hero Star and Stripe was killed battling Shigaraki, and Izuku and co are doing their best to help. It also foreshadows the man that looks like All Might and an army of what looks like Mobster style Nomu mobilizing and shows us Eye Patch and the blonde girl a few more times.

 

After that, Izuku and co turn over the criminals they captured to the cops. Sero radios the others that Team 3 captured three villains. Bakugo scoffs at that, saying that his team, consisting of himself, Ashido, Tokoyami, Koda, Sato and Kirishima, brought in four, therefore he wins. And three, two one… Team 2 consisting of Shoto Todoroki, Kaminari, Mineta, Iida, Yaoyorozu, Tsu, and Shoji brought in six jailbreakers. Bakugo screams that its not a competition, and Iida chides him for being so focused on the numbers, this is about helping people. Izuku’s team gets an alert about a Jailbreaker named Genji. His quirk lets him attack with a second mouth on his stomach. Izuku’s team moves out, with team 1 and 2 in route.

 

Genji runs through town cackling madly as he drags along the blonde woman from Eye Patch’s photo. He cackles again, saying that no one can stop him with her. She yells at him to let her go, as he promised to free her, but he tells her to shut up and keep moving. Genji sees Izuku’s truck incoming and uses his shoulder mounted mouths to rip open a hole in the wall and change direction. Team 3 detects this change and realize he’s headed for a shelter. Izuku leaps from his truck and Floats after them. He catches up quickly and notes that the two mouths mounted on stalks on his shoulders are new. The girl keeps screaming at him to free her, but he refuses. Izuku rushes in and tries to grab the girl’s hand, but she screams and tries to pull back. Izuku brushes her arm and has a weird vision of rose petals floating around them. He gets a headache and drops, hitting the ground hard. Genji keeps running with the girl. Izuku tries to get up and follow but whatever happened when he touched the girl rapidly drained his stamina.

 

Genji breaks into the shelter. Some guards shoot at him with lasers, but he grabs them with his stomach mouths and crushes them. He reaches to try to grab another hostage, but Izuku arrives and uses Blackwhip to grab him. Genji shrieks that he’s going to make this hurt, as he does, he mutates, more arm tentacles growing from his body and his body at least doubling in size. A rose also starts growing near his waist. The man’s strength increases by a lot and he thrashes around, actually overcoming Izuku’s impressive strength. Izuku is thrown through a wall out of the shelter, but he keeps Blackwhip on Genji. Suddenly, we’re looking down a sniper scope. Eyepatch has pushed up his eyepatch, revealing a bionic eye. He takes a shot with a sniper rifle at Genji, causing the monster to drop the girl’s hand. She falls and flowers bloom around her. Eyepatch stows his rifle and drives towards them. As he pulls up, he transforms his robot arm into a rifle and he takes a shot at the blonde girl. She sees the bullet coming, closes her eyes and seems to prepare to take the hit, but the bullet hits a weird field around her. A man in a fancy suit apologizes for being late. When Genji tries to attack him, he expands the field, freezing Genji as well. Izuku takes a close look and realizes that the field is slowing things, not stopping them entirely. Eyepatch takes several more shots at the girl, but they all hit the slow field. Izuku Blackwhips the gun and tells him to stop shoot. Eyepatch reloads his gun, and weirdly Izuku notes that his Danger Sense isn’t going off. The suit guy walks through his field towards the girl, touching her and placing a localized slow field around her. He lifts her and walks away. Once he’s a few steps away, the slow field collapses, Genji stumbles forward and is hit by Eyepatch’s bullets.

 

Team 3 pulls up and they ask what the heck is going on. Izuku says it’s complicated. Hagakure looks over and tells everyone to look up. They see a ship approaching them. It’s a literal yacht, lit up with neon lights. The ship touches down and we see more mobster looking guys standing aboard it. A cackling man in a white suit steps up and we see that it’s the man in the mask. He announces that they need not fear because “I am here!” He takes off his mask and reveals himself to look a lot like All Might. The animators are able to get this uncanny valley look to the dude by essentially just drawing All Might without the added shadows around his face and eyes so you can see everything. He basically looks like All Might when he was in his 20s, but with thicker eyebrows, shorter hair points, and a mean looking smile. Izuku notes the differences immediately, but is still shocked by this Temu All Might. His Danger Sense is going crazy as he looks at him. Eyepatch calls him Gollini. The slowmo guy brings the girl to regular speed and she immediately freaks out and tries to escape. A woman on the yacht uses her power to put the girl in a trance. Gollini says that she must have been scared and that she’s lucky he arrived. The girl, clearly under mind control, says that he was very brave for coming to save her. The woman of the goons chastises a rat faced guy named Bruno for letting her escape and Bruno says it won’t happen again. The goons bring the two on board via telekinesis. Eyepatch tries to go after them, but Izuku holds him still with Blackwhip. He begs for Izuku to let him go and says he needs to make this right. Genji runs and starts smashing buildings, which distracts the heroes from getting involved. Izuku and co capture Genji but then have to contend with falling buildings. Eyepatch rides his motorcycle after them, and takes several shots, but the mafia guys slow his bullets and him, and another smacks him with debris into a wall.

 

Genji tries to run, saying that if he’d kept the girl he’d have gotten away, but is met with Gollini. Gollini chastises Genji for betraying him. Genji tries to attack, but Gollini knocks him back with an energy punch that sends him flying. Genji crashes next to Izuku, shrinking down as he passes out. Gollini meets up with Izuku, saying that it looks like the young man wants to be a hero. Izuku is clearly freaked out by this. Gollini offers him a chocolate bar, which he refuses, which confuses the man. Gollini claims that he’s going to be the new symbol of peace, and his aura must be confusing this young man. Gollini heads for his boat and tells Izuku that he’s going to explain this so even a child could comprehend him. He flicks out several gold coins, and as they land, they turn into energy and manifest dozens of cameras, lights and flying drones. The cameras hack every TV screen that they can reach and Gollini broadcasts himself to the world. Everyone is surprised to see this guy, not the least of which being All Might. Gollini declares himself the new All Might. He says that All Might is viewed as the greatest hero due to his overwhelming power, and plans to use his own immense power to take his spot. He announces that, “From now on, It’s MY Turn!” Izuku isn’t standing for that, floating up and saying that Gollini use unnecessary force and put innocent people in danger. He’s nothing like All Might. Gollini says that when he shows off what he can do, Izuku will eat his words. He leans on his ship, takes off his cloak and grabs the girl. As he does, the girl’s hair darkens and roses sprout all around them. Gollini scatters coins, and as they land they spread out that weird liquid light. The light starts drawing people in.

 

Back at UA, Iida radios the teachers and asks if they’re seeing this. They are and everyone is confused by what’s happening. All Might runs in and asks if they’ve got any news from the kids on the ground. Team 3 watches as the light expands and Mineta asks if anyone can stop this. Shoto throws his ice at it, and it temporarily stops the wall, but it then springs forward, engulfing Team 3. Team 2’s truck tries to drive away, much to Bakugo’s irritation, but the robot driver tells him to not be stupid. Unfortunately, the light catches them as well. From the UA office we see that the light resolves into a giant citadel with an All Might, or maybe Gollini, statue in the center. All Might is in awe of what is happening and asks if this is really all one man’s doing. Hawks tells All Might to look at their files, and reveals that this is the Gollini family. All Might is visibly angry to hear that name. He explains that the Gollini Family is made of villains and that they’re the largest criminal organization in Europe. We see Gollini flick another coin and vegetation starts to form.

 

Izuku is woken up by his team and he’s shocked to find that they’re in the middle of a forest. No one knows how they got there. Izuku knocks on one of the trees and hears that it is hollow. He dubs the whole jungle is an illusion. He wonders if his power is like Yaoyorozu but on a grander scale. They can’t get a signal, so they’re on their own for now. Izuku tells his team that they need to find the others and then get in contact with UA.

 

We cut to Team 1 and find that they’re in the middle of some kind of evil amusement park. Bakugo screams “where are we?” And when the others tell him an amusement park, he tells them, “I can see that!” and then he yells at Ashido for riding the carousel. Team 2 find themselves on the outskirts of a city, which, ya know, is weird. Shoji tells them to look at the town and they see a giant All Might Statue at the center. Mineta says that whoever is running this place has a weird All Might obsession. I’m surprised no one says something like, ‘Ya, worse than Midoriya’s!’ They run towards the town to check it out.

 

Gollini creates a ballroom and asks the girl, Anna, what she thinks of the place. Anna, still in a trance, says that it’s exquisite. Gollini snaps his fingers and is brought a phone. Back at UA, Cementoss says that All Might’s doppelganger is on the line and will only speak to him. They pull up the call on the video screen. Gollini is happy to see his predecessor, saying that he didn’t know All Might would be at UA but he must be lucky today. All Might demands to know what happened to the students. Gollini says that the ‘specimens’ are safe for now. Gollini swears to All Might that he’s going to take up All Might’s mantel and use his great power to live up to and surpass All Might. He will ‘unify’ the fractured county. All Might demands he release the hostages, and Gollini refuses, saying that he needs them as part of his plan. All Might refuses to call this man his successor, saying that he sounds heroic, but he’s got a heart of darkness. Gollini likes the sound of that and dubs himself Dark Might on the spot. All Might says that Dark Might is his opposite and that he could never accept him. He has a successor and the next generation of heroes are coming to stop him. Dark Might says that the next time they’ll talk it’ll be with those students kneeling at his feet. He hangs up, though before he does loudly announces that that was a fun chat. Gollini sits down and pulls up several video screens. He’s sure from that chat that All Might’s successor must be among the students they abducted. They see Eyepatch on the video screen, and Paulo demands the chance to fight this guy in order to make up for letting Anna get stolen by that ‘compatible’ Genji. Dark Might allows this, tells him that this is his last chance, and demands that all his people call him Dark Might from this moment onwards. Paulo kneels to Anna, kissing her hand, which causes the rose on his lapel to grow bigger and causes Anna’s blonde hair to darken further. The rest of the Golinni’s do the same, the darkness spreading further on Anna’s hair. He dubs himself a legend as they finish powering up. The fortress like ship they’re inside starts to move, it rains down the same liquid light, sucking up people and objects into itself as it moves. The UA team watches the ship move, and All Might asks why Dark Might referred to the hostages as ‘specimens.’

 

Izuku and his team run through the woods, until Izuku hits something and falls to the ground. They hit a super lifelike wall. Hagakure finds a manhole that they open. It’s creepy looking, but they need to check it out. Izuku and Uraraka use their powers to float down, Izuku in the lead. As they float down, someone says “Erasure Spot” and that disables Izuku’s powers. He drops, but he catches himself on the walls. He calls up to Uraraka and tells her to get Sero to tape pull him up. Izuku slips and falls crotch first down the tube. He ends up flying out of a mountain and into a lake at the end. Uraraka tells the others what happened and Sero starts feeding tape into the tube to try to save their leader.

 

Izuku pulls himself from the lake and says, “I thought I was going to die.” He starts walking, realizing that he still can’t use his powers. He finds Eyepatch and goes to speak with him. Eyepatch pulls a gun on him and demands to know where the exit is. Izuku says he doesn’t know, and Eyepatch dismisses him. He turns to go back to his coffee. Izuku demands to know why he shot at the girl, but Eyepatch refuses to answer. He pulls another gun and shoots, not at Izuku but at a goon that rose up behind him. Eyepatch says it’s a shock bullet. More goons start shooting at them and the two duck behind a rock. Eyepatch asks Izuku why he isn’t helping. Izuku admits he doesn’t have access to his powers. Eyepatch sighs and shoves Izuku out, he draws the fire from the goons allowing Eyepatch to get around and shoot the guards. He demands to know where Miss Anna is, but they refuse to talk. He shoots them with stun bullets and then goes to lift his motorcycle. Eyepatch struggles to lift it, but Izuku helps, saying that he’s pretty strong even without his powers.

 

Team 2 enters the city and find at trail of comatose civilians laying among rose petals. They head farther in and see the woman member of the Gollini and Anna standing before a crowd of people. One man grabs Anna’s hand, and passes out. The woman sees Team 2 head toward them and she zaps them with her power. This puts them all in trances. Mineta and Kaminari have a vision of being fawned over by bikini babes, Shoto turns back into a child and is playing ball with all three of his siblings as his parents watch, Yaoyorozu enjoys a cup of team, Iida races along with his brother Tenya, Tsu has relaxes with her frog family on a bridge, and Shoji is walking with a little girl for some reason. We pull out to see them all just sitting around, Iida running into a wall. The woman says that she’ll let them enjoy their daydreams for a while. She turns back to her work, saying that she hopes they can find compatibles among the masses, but she’s not holding her breath. The Gollini only had six from their 20000+ family after all. Anna keeps on touching people and knocking them out.

 

Team 1 breaks into the castle and rush inside. They find Dark Might waiting for them. He changed his look a bit and is now sporting a black suit with like peacock feathers. Bakugo tells him that he’s going to regret impersonating All Might. He flexes as he offers to have the students face his challenge to see if they’re worthy of being knights in his new world order. Bakugo asks if he realizes how stupid he sounds. Dark Might calls them brats and tells them to put on a good show. He uses his powers to open a hole and drop them all into a dungeon. Team 1 power up and prepare to fight the monsters within. Thankfully they’re a very combat heavy team so this shouldn’t be too hard. As they fight, a man in a wizard costume asks if any of them will survive this.

 

Izuku and Eyepatch ride on his motorcycle. Izuku thanks him for bringing him along, and Eyepatch shrugs, saying that he’s practical and right now Izuku is doing the practical job of being his human shield. He gives Izuku a device and says that he took it from a goon. He rationalizes that if Izuku’s powers don’t work here, they should try to find a different area and see if they come back. Izuku hits the button and reveals a secret tunnel in the mountain that they drive through. Izuku wonders why the goons attacked them, and Eyepatch says that they’re after him and that they’re probably wondering why he’s seeking Miss Anna’s death. Izuku says he wants to know that too, but they’re distracted by missile fire. They dodge around the missiles and pull out into a costal area. They’re up against Paulo, the slow time guy and a dude with a rocket launcher for a head. Eyepatch leaps from the motorcycle and leaves it to a panicked Izuku. It crashes and Izuku rolls off. He notes that they can use their powers while the last batch of guys relied on guns. Paulo asks who he is and why he wants to kill Anna, and Eyepatch says that he made a promise. Paulo says that he must be “Scervino’s pawn.” Eyepatch begs them not use Anna’s quirk anymore, saying they don’t understand how it works. They say they’ll use her as they see fit. They say she’s going to play an essential role in their boss’s ascent. They start fighting. Eyepatch hits the rocket launcher head guy, his head morphs back into normal and he pulls a minigun on them. Izuku is pretty sure Paulo is the one blocking his power after realizing that he’s the only one not moving at all. He tells Eyepatch to help him take that guy out and that’ll get his powers back. Eyepatch uses his motorcycle, remote controlling it from his arm, and uses it to distract the goons long enough to allow Izuku to rush them. He figured out that Paolo is creating an anti-Quirk field, but also a buffer within that field to make sure his guys can use theirs. Within it, he can use OFA and he quickly dispatches them. He turns to look at Eyepatch, who pulled a gun on him. He turns upward and shoots at Dark Might who is watching from a balcony. Dark Might realizes that since Izuku has multiple Quirks that he might be All Might’s successor. Izuku demands to know what he’s doing and Dark Might says he’s going to take his rightful place as the new Symbol of Peace. Izuku tries to rush him, but Dark Might uses a power enhanced punch, knocking him aside. Eyepatch run over and pulls him from the crater he made in the wall. Dark Might throws a pair of coins and causes two monster guys to manifest. They grab Paulo and Dark Might chastises him for failing. Paulo begs for his life, and Dark Might considers it… but says he’ll try mercy on Paulo in his next life. He drops Paulo into a pit. He then yells at Eyepatch to tell Izuku that he’ll gladly accept more of Izuku’s challenges until he submits to Dark Might. He walks off and into a hall that seems to manifest as they walk. A cut opens on his face from Izuku’s kick, and he is visibly angry at the kid marring his perfect face.

 

The rest of team 3 have climbed down the pipe and found the mountain. Thankfully their powers are still working, with Hagakure mentioning that losing their powers would have been awkward for her. I’ll be honest, I hate that she’s canonically naked all the time. Uraraka is gung-ho about finding Deku, but they’re stopped by falling into a crater and appearing before the woman and Anna.

 

The wizard guy is still watching Team 1 battling the monsters. He thinks that they’ve been beaten and is a bit bummed that they’ll not see his costume. Then Bakugo blows a hole in the wall and asks if he’s the final boss. The goon is furious that Bakugo made a shortcut and says they’ve broken the game. Bakugo Howitzer blasts him and says that he’s a walking Cheat code. Dark Might drops him into a pit, congratulates them, and then says that was just the first act. He then summons more of his monster goons to attack them. Bakugo tells the ‘extras’ to do their worst.

 

Izuku wakes up on the back of Eyepatch’s motorcycle. It’s lacking its armor now since it used up all its weapons in that fight. Izuku introduces himself to Eyepatch, who reciprocates and we learn his name is Giulio Gandini. Izuku thanks him, and Giulio says that he saved him because Izuku could be useful. He says that Deku is an unusual name, but Izuku says he likes it. They pull out of the tunnel and see the town in the distance. They pull up and Izuku finds everyone including his friends knocked out. Izuku wonders what happened and Giulio says they’re incompatible with his lady’s quirk. Izuku asks what she has to do with this, but they’re interrupted by Ojiro’s scream of pain. They find Anna standing with the lady Gollini. Izuku asks what’s going on. Giulio says that those that are compatible with Anna’s power are being made into soldiers against their will. Giulio pulls his gun arm on her and says that she must be the one controlling his lady. She confirms this, saying that normally she can only hypnotize one person at a time, but with Anna’s power she can trance out tons of people. She says she’ll put them in a pleasant dream and mindblasts them. Izuku is a child in his room full of even more All Might merch than normal. All Might in his prime arrives and says that they’ll save the world together. Izuku is super excited… but then Shigaraki the younger appears in Izuku’s mind and reminds him that this isn’t real. Izuku breaks out of the dream and is pulled into another mental plane. The other former wielders appear, explaining that behind them is everyone else trapped in the dream. They say he needs to find another way out, as he can’t just break out of this illusion. We see all of Izuku’s friends trapped in what looks like a mental doll house, each of them living out the dreams they were placed in. Izuku wonders what that can mean and looks around, seeing Giulio’s dream in the distance. His body is whole without any cyborg parts. He’s serving Anna tea, who offers to have him drink tea with her. He refuses, saying they have to be proper. She says that he’s always mean to him and goes to drink her tea when she starts seizing up from her Quirk. Giulio grabs her shoulder and seems to siphon off the excess energy from her. She apologizes for being a burden on him. She thanks him for always hoping her, and saying that he’ll always be with her. She asks him if he means it, and when he says yes, it’s my duty, she looks depressed. The Gollini, Deborah, watches this from the outside and deems that Giulio could be problem so has a puppet grab him by the throat. From his perspective it looks like Anna is choking him. Izuku tries to run at them, and screams that its an illusion. Giulio realizes it’s an illusion when he sees he’s still got his right arm. He uses his bionic eye to sight on Deborah and shoots her. This breaks her hold completely. She demands to know how he did that. Anna breaks free and tries to run to him, but Giulio pulls his gun on her. We hear the promise he made to kill her to stop her from losing control and he tries to fire, but Izuku knocks the shot aside. Before he can try again, Deborah escapes, pulling Anna along through a sky balcony.

 

Sidenote, I hate that Deborah has the same name as my mom, but am glad it’s a different spelling.

 

Izuku tries to say they’ll find another way, and Giulio runs over and yells at him for meddling. He says that Izuku is meddling in things that don’t concern him. Izuku says that he did it because aiming at Anna put him in agony. He thinks Giulio really wants to help her, he says “OF COURSE!” but killing her is the only way to do that now. He explains that her quirk is Overmodification, she temporarily boost Quirks to a level they could never reach. But if you’re incompatible with her power, it causes them pain. He says that he thinks she’s afraid of human contact, he says that when he met her, she was locked away in a room like a fairytale princess. Giulio’s quirk is nullification, he touches someone with their right hand and that temporarily stops her power, keeping her from feeling the pain of stockpiling her power too much. Anna’s father thanks Giulio for helping Anna have something of a normal life now. Giulio thanks him for taking care of him as well. Anna’s father is worried her power is growing and that there may come a time when he can’t repress it anymore. We see Giulio helping Anna by repressing her power in the night and she asks him to kill her if it gets out of control. The Gollinis eventually found out, attacking the family, killing Anna’s father, and everyone else there. Giulio is hurt badly in the fight, losing his right arm, left leg and right eye. Izuku says that he could stop him, but Giulio screams “have you looked at me!” and gestures as his missing arm. He says that if Anna’s power keeps being abused, she’ll mutate the power of whoever is using her until they’re unstoppable. Izuku says that he saw how Giulio looked at Anna in the dream and that they obviously care about each other. He’s not sure that Giulio could do it if he tried. Izuku promises to save her and bring back both their smiles, but Giulio says to shut up, they need to do what she wanted. Uraraka joins them, recovering Anna’s picture and says they can help. The others agree and promise to help him save Anna. They’re interrupted by team 1 joining them and Bakugo saying that they have a fake All Might to stop.

 

Dark Might reveals to his family that he eliminated the other failures, but he’s sure Deborah won’t fail him. Dark Might remembers All Might’s declaration, and that he’s indominable even in retirement. He says that if the students want to survive the coming days they’ll need to submit to him. The giant fortress turns in it’s movements and heads toward UA high. The heroes gather and prepare to hold him off. The students help make the hostages comfortable when Dark Might makes another announcement. He says that he’s going to destroy previous society to make a new world, and that he’s planning on destroying UA to rebuild it and start a new legend. Metaphorically killing All Might to build anew. Bakugo is furious and orders the other students around. He orders most of his classmates to help the civilians, but him, Izuku, Shoto, and Tokoyami are going to stop him.

 

The heroes prepare for the Dark Might attack. They’re impressed by the size, even Mt. Lady and she’s an actual giant. Endeavor starts the opening attack, using a huge fireblast to burst a hole in it. They heroes cheer, but the building immediately regenerates. All Might says that this’ll be harder than they thought, and Hawks says that he sent in an ace to help out. The ace turns out to be Lemillion, who takes over leading the civilians to safety.

 

Izuku and co head toward Dark Might’s fortress. Giulio pulls up as well, and Bakugo tells the “cool side character” to beat it. He refuses as he needs to save Anna. Dark Might watches their approach and he’s ecstatic. He welcomes them inside with open arms. They head in and are attacked by more monster goons in a colosseum. Tokoyami tells the others to go on ahead as he can handle them all with Dark Shadow. Izuku tells him to be careful, and Tokoyami says back at ya.

 

The others are attacked by more monsters, and Class 1A heads to face them, giving Lemillion, Tsu, Sero, Koda, and Hagakure to lead the evacuees away. They rush the monsters.

 

The lead team hit another pair of goons, a guy with a huge nose and a bruiser. Bakugo and Shoto stay behind to face them, Izuku lifts Giulio’s bike and they head into the inner sanctum. Shoto tries to take the two out in one blast, but they teleport out of his range.

 

Izuku and Giulio immediately find Dark Might waiting for them with Anna. Giulio rushes in to save her, and get caught in the time manipulators bubble. He shoves Giulio over and walks toward Izuku to try to catch him in the bubble. Izuku uses his quirks combined to rocket towards the time manipulator, moving so fast that the slow field barely affects him. Dark Might runs off with Anna and they rush after them.

 

 Bakugo and Shoto have trouble with their pair. The big guy teleports and the little one has telekinesis. The others are able to handle the various monster goons pretty well. Overall they’re stronger than the monsters, but there’s just so many of them, Iida tells them to keep fighting and protect the civilians. Outside, Lemillion pops out of the ship and signals the others to attack that spot and free the civilians. The heroes unleash an all out attack to break into the fortress and save the civilians. Endeavor blasts a hole in it and everyone else use their powers to catch them as they fall. Lemillion gets the last of them out and then runs back into help. Endeavor is exhausted from all of this, but he intends to keep blasting to give the heroes a chance to break in as well.

 

Izuku and Giulio enter a dark room and Dark Might turns it into a field. Giulio explains Dark Might’s quirk, he uses Alchemy. He’s able to make any matter he wants with a catalyst. He used this power to reshape his face to match All Might’s and to mimic his power as best he can. We see how he originally looked and Valdo Gollini is an incredibly sour looking man. Izuku asks why he’d change his face to look like All Might. Dark Might answers, saying that if he’s going to take All Might’s place he should take his face as well. He reveals that he’s in All Might’s Golden Age costume. He takes a hit of Anna’s power and the fight begins. Giulio tries to stop him as he knows Anna is hitting her limit, but Dark Might’s power is insane. He knocks Izuku back and rushes Giulio. Giulio fires a dozen rounds into Dark Might’s chest. This stops him for a moment, but not for long. He admits that unlike All Might, he can’t take damage like he could, but he’s Plus Ultra, so that doesn’t matter. He morphs the bullets into lances and he attacks them all with his full force. He tell Giulio that he’s trying to have a heart to heart with a real hero, so but out nobody. He tries to crush Giulio with a golden hand, but Izuku blocks it. He realizes that Alchemy seems like multiple quirks, but it’s just one overcharged power. Giulio gets up, and Izuku tells him regardless of Dark Might’s power, saving Anna is their priority. He uses a maximum smokescreen and they start running around in the dark. Izuku clashes with Dark Might as Giulio runs to Anna. He tries to reach out to her, but then stops and drops, he’s hit by Deborah’s power, who announces that she’s not going anywhere. Izuku gets knocked into the ceiling.

 

Bakugo and Shoto figure out the mechanics of the teleporter’s power, realizing he can only move short range and within line of sight. So they use their combined powers to set the whole area on fire and force them to where they need. Bakugo blasts them and then Shoto freezes them in place.

 

Izuku tells Giulio to get up, and Dark Might captures him in a binding. Deborah orders Anna to kill Giulio. Dark Might tells Izuku to sit there and watch. Once he’s fallen into despair, he’ll accept Dark Might as the new Symbol of Peace. Izuku refuse and he keeps yelling at Anna to wake up.

 

Outside, Endeavor hits the fortress with a full power blast and Mt. Lady rips a hole open. The shaking it causes makes Anna drop her knife, buying Giulio more time. Izuku shouts at Giulio to fight for Anna, and that causes his support items to start reacting. He tries to shoot Deborah, but his arm is out of bullets. She laughs at him… but then Giulio’s leg rockets him forward and into Deborah, knocking her out. Anna wakes up and tries to run to Giulio, but Dark Might grabs her. Bakugo and Shoto join Izuku and they prepare to battle. Dark Might absorbs more of Anna’s power and the fight begins. UA’s three Musketeers work well together, they dodge around Dark Might’s attacks. Dark Might powers up and expands into a giant. The heroes make it inside, Hawks backs up Tokoyami and the others reach class 1A. The monsters merge into a super mode, which look like sea anemone. Iida tells everyone to keep fighting.

 

Giulio gets up and limps towards Anna. Dark Might keeps blasting everyone around with his megaton punches. Dark Might reiterates that he is the future, and that pisses off the boys. They each shout about how much All might meant to them and unleash their full power on Dark Might. The three heroes quickly overwhelm Dark Might. Bakugo hits him with so much force that it forces him to revert to his original face. They leave the last attack to Deku, who uses his slingshot move to rocket to Dark Might and hits him with about fifteen States of Smash. Dark Might flashes back to when he was younger, he faced off against his father who told him that he’ll never lead their family to greatness. Dark Might says that All Might became great due to his power, but his father said that All Might’s focus was Strength, not Power. Dark Might shot and killed his father. In the present he passes out and all his monster’s crumble. Dark Might’s butler tries to flee, but Lemillion catches him and knocks him out.  The fortress crumbles and everyone cheers.

 

Izuku helps dig out Giulio, who is badly hurt, but says he’ll survive. He lips towards Anna, whose hair is almost entirely black now. He runs to her as her power overwhelms her. She causes monster roots to sprout and is encased in them. Giulio is launched into the air, Izuku catches him and Giulio begs him to get him close to her. Izuku tries but he’s blasted back by her power. Anna’s power rages and she rebuilds the fortress. She wraps up Dark Might in threads of her power and turns him into a black Hulk. So I guess we’re into round two. Dark Might announces that he’s the new world and they all start fighting. Giulio drags himself to Anna and grabs her with his robot hand, but his power can’t work through it. He tries to will his nullification to work. Bakugo and Shoto blast mega Dark Might, who forces Anna to enhance him even further. He throws Bakugo and Shoto back. Giulio reaches Anna and holds her to his chest. Giulio remembers promising that Anna would always be normal with him around. This seems to trigger his power as it’s revealed that he’s compatible with Anna. She super charges his nullification, which causes her power to retract. Izuku, Bakugo, and Shoto do a combo attack on Dark Might. The two blasters super heat him allowing Izuku to do a Super Mega Ultra Kamen Rider kick, knocking Dark Might through his All Might statue and shattering the fortress to dust.

 

As the sun sets, we see Giulio cradling Anna in his arms. He falls as she wakes up. She begs him not to leave her, and he tells her to not label him a corpse anymore. He explains that she super charged his quirk and he effectively rendered her Quirkless. He thanks her for everything that she’s done for him, and says that without her quirk, they’re contract is over and she’s free to go wherever she wants. … I think that he honestly doesn’t get that she’s in love with him. Thankfully, she stops him from walking off, hugging him, telling him to call her Anna, and asking him to stay with her. Izuku swears that they’ll move forward and find a way to make everyone smile. And then the credits roll.

 

In an after Credit scene, we’re shown Tomura Shigaraki waking up from the coma that Star and Stipe put him in as AFO watches.

 

I’ll try to keep my thoughts short as you’ve already read my fourteen-page summary. I find it funny that ultimately the best villain we’ve had for a My Hero Academia movie was a version of All Might. I think that each of these four MHA movies has improved with each entry on its villains and heroes. Wolfram from Two Heroes was a generic bad guy that wanted to increase his own power. Nine from Heroes Raising was slightly better since he had an actual ideology and plan that he was working towards. Was it a generic ‘might makes right, therefore I rule because I’m mightiest’ situation? Yes. But it was helped out by Johnny Yong Basch’s performance. Flect Turn from World Heroes Mission was better still, with his anti-quirk ideology and self-loathing. And finally, we’ve got Valdo Gollini, the disturbed fan that wants to be the villainous version of All Might. He’s every toxic fanboy. Those guys that think they love Superman but say it’s unrealistic that he doesn’t use his immense power to rule the world. Or think Batman is all about beating up criminals and the mentally unwell, ignoring that Bruce Wayne is forever fighting the corruption in Gotham in other ways. He thanks All Might is all about Power, and because he has the most power, in his eyes, he needs to carry the mantel. I also appreciate that he’s so delusional that he thinks this is all him when he explicitly needs to constantly take power from his hostage to perform at this heightened level. Like, bro doesn’t at all see the contradiction here, does he?

 

The heroes of these films, the ones that get to have longer arcs because Izuku and co need to go back to the main story and get character development there, are also improved with each entry. Melissa in Two Heroes is a fun character that’s like Izuku, Quirkless and trying to find how she fits into hero society in her own way. She works hard and gets to help the next symbol of peace, Izuku, as her father did with All Might. The two kids, Mahoro and Katsuma, from Heroes Rising had to learn to grow. Mahoro had to accept that she couldn’t protect her brother from everything, and Katsuma learned that he could be a hero in his own right with his healing power. Rody from World Heroes Mission was a man that society failed that needed to find hope to try again. He was forced into Izuku’s orbit, and was dragged along, learning that his father didn’t abandon him, and in fact fought to the bitter end to protect him and his siblings. He had to learn to stand up again, and as the movie ended, he was on a better path. Giulio is the best yet, being a man that is trying desperately to perform the final request of the person he loves most. I genuinely think he didn’t realize that Anna was in love with him, or he was with her, and that he thought he was just doing his duty. Man lost an eye, arm, and leg, but still thought he was just doing a job chasing his boss. He wanted to perform his duty and see Anna’s request fulfilled. But he NEEDED to find the strength to save her so she could live a life and do as she please, which incidentally involves being with him. I also like that, like with Rody, he was involved in the final battle. And, like Rory, his job is arguably more important than Izuku and co beating up the bad guy. Rory had to stop the doomsday weapon going off, and Giulio had to stop Anna’s power from rampaging and destroying everything. He saved the girl, did his duty, and got his reward. It’s a nice little arc. This was a crazy day and a half for Izuku and company, weird how they probably won’t mention it again. Lol

So ya, overall, liked this movie. I think it’s the best of the four MHA movies thus far, and if it’s the last one they ever make, they ended it on a high note. The action was great, the art stunning, and our one-off heroes and villains were all entertaining. Next time, back to the main story. Have a good night, and stay safe. 

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Sunday, August 31, 2025

Review: Superman (2025)

 Dust off your cape and trunks, Superman takes flight once again.

Alright, let’s do this.

 

Superman (2025) opens on a stretch of Antarctic ice as we get a text crawl explaining this universe. Three Centuries ago, the world became aware of Metahumans, humans with amazing powers. Three Decades ago, an alien pod crash landed on Earth and was discovered by Jonathan and Martha Kent. Three Years ago, Superman introduced himself to the world and was hailed as the most powerful Metahuman. Three Weeks ago, Superman interceded in a war between the countries of Boravia and Jarhanpur, stopping the Boravians from invading. Three Hours ago, Superman was attacked by a man calling himself the Hammer of Boravia. And Three minutes ago, Superman lost his first fight. And our first image of Superman (David Cornswet), Kal-El, last son of Krypton, is him crashing into the Antarctic ice, looking like he was beaten to hell and back. He whistles, summoning Krypto the Superdog to help him out. After, well, being a dog for about a minute (play fighting, licking his face, dragging Superman’s leg around etc), Krypto grabs Superman by the cape and drags him the few hundred yards to Superman’s Fortress of Solitude as it raises up.

 

Inside the Fortress, Clark is met by several Robot servants, the leader of which appears to be Four (Alan Tudyk) who gets him set up in a chair designed to maximize the sunlight his body can absorb. This is to rapidly heal Superman, but the process is painful as hell from the look of it. Four plays the message that came with his pod from his parents, Jor-El (Bradley Cooper) and Lara Lor-Van (Angela Sarafyan) telling him about where he comes from. The message is damaged, though, and cuts off halfway through. Superman gets healed and immediately prepares to fly back to Metropolis. Four advises against this, as Superman is only up to about 83% of his full strength, and the Hammer beat him when he was at 100%, but Superman’s gotta Superman. He stops when he notices that Krypto had smashed up the place a bit since he’d been there last. He tries to chastise the robots for not keeping an eye on Krypton, but Four points out that they had. They feed him, but he’s unruly. Four thinks it’s because he knows they’re robots and thus are incapable of actually caring about his wellbeing. Superman makes Krypto sit when he tries to come with him and flies off.

 

Unbeknownst to him, he’s being tracked by the Engineer, Angela Spica (Maria Gabriela de Faria), a cyborg working for Lex Luthor. She wants to try to get into the Fortress, but Lex tells her to wait.

 

 Superman flies to Metropolis at top speed and we get our first look at the Hammer of Boravia. Personally, I think the Juggernaut is going to sue if he ever saw this design. Anyway, Superman battles the Hammer, but we learn that the Hammer has got tech support. Billionaire industrialist and all-around scummy dude Lex Luthor (Nicholas Holt), and a team of LuthorCorp tech guys are monitoring the fight via drone cameras, and imputing commands to send to the Hammer to counter each of Superman’s moves. One of the techies tells the other that Lex has been obsessively studying Superman for years to learn his attack patterns and program these counters into his super weapon. Anytime Superman moves, Lex calls out a command like 18A, 34B, or 98Z and the Hammer applies the appropriate counter. The Hammer drops Superman into the concrete when Lex announces 44T. A falafel salesman named Malik Ali (Dinesh Tyagarajan) and other bystanders gather around and help Superman to his feet despite his protests. He gets ID by Lex’s drones, which can’t be good. Meanwhile, the Engineer tries to get to the Fortress, but it drops back into the ice. Lex orders her back and for the Hammer to finish up. The Hammer finishes spouting anti-Superman rhetoric and says that if he interferes with Boravia again, he’ll be back. Superman tries to go after him, but he’s too hurt. One of the civilians says that maybe he shouldn’t have done that thing in Jarhanpur.

 

The Hammer flies to a base outside of Metropolis, enters a pod of some kind, enters a weird cave-looking area and then steps out into the LuthorCorp control building, revealing something that we all knew already, that he’s working for Lex. The Hammer is really “Ultraman,” Lex’s minion and personal bodyguard. The LuthorCorp goons all cheer for this great victory.

 

Later, a much less bruised Superman heads into work as Clark Kent, news reporter for the Daily Planet. Inside, his boss Perry White (Wendell Pierce) complains that he’s late. Clark apologizes and does his best to play down Superman’s defeat at the hands of the Hammer, despite his coworkers like Jimmy Olsen (Skyler Gisondo) and Steve Lombard (Beck Bennett) are constantly bringing it up. As he walks to his desk, Pa and Ma Kent (Pruitt Taylor Vince and Neva Howell) call him. Well, Ma calls and Pa occasionally grunt to make it clear that he’s there. She wants to congratulate him on his front-page story. He has to brush her off a little as he’s busy, but it’s clear his parents love him. Lois Lane (Rachel Brosnahan) comes over and pokes holes in Clark’s story about the incident, asking if the Hammer really did just fly in out of nowhere and deck Superman, to which Clark insists that it’s true. Jimmy wonders if maybe Superman did overstep with this Boravia thing, but Lois rightly points out that they don’t know if this guy is really from Boravia. When Jimmy says that’s what he called himself, Lois counters by saying she doubts that’s what his parents named him. The reporters shift focus to an interview with Boravian President Vasil Ghurkos (Zlatko Buric) also denying any ties to the Hammer. Clark says that “Superman” said that he thought the Hammer was faking the Boravian accent. Lois seems skeptical as hell about how he’d heard that, but Clark insists he interviewed Superman right after the fight. She points out how funny it is that he keeps getting these interviews with Superman, but he brushes it off. Ghurkos goes on to complain that the alliance between the US and Boravia has been ironclad for 30 years, until Superman came along.

 

We cut to the Pentagon, where Lex is in an interview with the Secretary of Defense, and several top generals including Rick Flag Sr. (Frank Grillo). He’s pitching them his latest ‘defensive products’ Ultraman and the Engineer. He explains that the Engineer gets her powers from Nanites in her blood and that coupled with her former spec ops experience makes her the perfect weapon. He’s much more vague about Ultraman for some reason, just saying that he’s the most powerful being on the planet. He also has his armored flying soldiers he calls Raptors. They’re all included in his PlanetWatch program. He’s trying to convince the joint chiefs to hire his PlanetWatch to capture Superman after this whole incident with the Hammer. Flag points out that Superman stopped the war, that he’s naïve but well intentioned, but Lex keeps on poking at this idea that Superman needs to be held accountable.  Director Crawley (Tinashe Kajese-Bolden) points out that LuthorCorp has sold nearly a trillion dollars’ worth of arms to Boravia over the years and points out the conflict of interest here. Lex insists it’s not about business, saying that they’ll die if Superman keeps going half-cocked like this. He tries to use the fact Superman has his secret fortress in the Antarctic as proof of possible wrongdoing, but they aren’t going for it. Partially due to his popularity, and because of the fear of what would happen if they went after him and failed. You don’t swing at Superman if you’re not positive it’l hit. One of the others asks about Kryptonite, and we learn that that material has been scoured from the planet, but Lex claims he has a work around. They’re still not going for it.

 

Lois returns to her apartment and hears someone in her kitchen. She grabs a bat to defend herself, only to learn it’s Clark, he’s over to make her breakfast for dinner to celebrate their three-month anniversary. That’s right, she’s been in the know about Clark Kent being Superman for a while now. He says Breakfast for Dinner is her favorite, but she points out that it’s actually his. She still kisses him, though, so it’s clear she appreciates the thought. They start to have a sort-of fight about Clark’s interviewing tactics. He treats it as more playful, but it’s clear Lois isn’t exactly happy that Clark keeps interviewing Superman from an ethical standpoint. To prove that he’s good at interviews regardless of who is doing it, he offers for her to interview him. We’ve all seen the scene, but to speed through it, Lois asks Superman some hard questions about his actions in Boravia and he gets more and more upset about how protecting civilians isn’t a good enough reason to stop a US ally from declaring a war. There are several asides about what is on and off the record, something Clark is really bad at calling, and Lois just keeps poking the tender spots. Oh, and he reveals that he took Ghurkos out into the desert and put him up on a cactus to get him to swear not to do this again. She shifts to how Superman is getting a lot of heat on Social Media lately. Clark says that “Superman doesn’t have time for Selfies,” and Lois teases him for talking in the third person. Lois asks about where he comes from, and he says he’s been upfront about being an alien and that his home planet was destroyed. He says that all he has is the video of his parents telling him to help people and that he cherishes that more than anything. Lois then points out that there is a growing sentiment online that he’s here for not-so-good reasons, pointing to the hashtags Superspy and Supershit, which really upsets Clark. He actually starts to storm off, but Lois stops him, and they try to talk things out for a little longer, but don’t make much headway. She mutters about how she ‘knew this would never work,’ and Clark asks what she means. She just says she’s not good at relationships, and Clark leaves.

 

We cut back to the Antarctic as Lex touches down with the Engineer, Ultraman, and his airhead girlfriend Eve Tessmocker (Sara Sampaio). The Engineer asks how they’ll get inside, and Lex just says oh ye of little faith as the fortress raises up. They go inside and are greeted by the Super Robots. Lex has his goons take out the Robots in a very impressive fight scene to show off their powers. Krypto attacks and damages the Engineer, but she just throws a ball of nanites onto his face to disable him. Lex goes to Superman’s computer and says that hopefully something on there will give him the evidence he needs to get the joint chiefs to act. He goes into his hatred about Superman, insisting he’s an It not a Man, how he’s got a stupid costume and stupid grin and yet somehow, he dominates the world conversation. He has the Engineer begin to hack the system. She asks what they’ll do if Superman comes back and Lex reveals he has a plan to keep Superman busy for a while. As the Engineer works, she’s able to repair the damaged message from Superman’s parents.

 

 The plan, as it turns out, is to have his minions, one of them being Otis (Terrance Rosemore), unleash a small monster into downtown Metropolis. Well, it starts small. By the next morning it’s full-on Kaiju sized. Superman is doing his best to fight the creature without killing it and to protect the civilians around it, including their pets and a squirrel that almost gets squished. He’s eventually joined by the Justice Gang (Name still up for debate), consisting of Green Lantern Guy Gardner (Nathan Fillion), Hawkgirl (Isabela Merced) and Mr. Terrific (Edi Gathegi). They’re a privately funded superhero team funded by Maxwell Lord and his LordTech industries. They help fight the monster but also inadvertently cause more damage as they’re overall less careful than Clark. Lois, meanwhile, is watching the report from the Planet. Fun fact, the reporter doing the story is in real life the youngest son of the late great Superman actor Christopher Reeve, Will Reeve. Terrific comes over to Superman and asks for details. Superman reveals that he’s been doing his best to get the creature out of here alive, which doesn’t impress Mr. Terrific. He tells the others to go for its eyes, as its hide is too tough. Ultimately Mr. Terrific throws his T-Spheres into the creature’s stomach and detonates them, killing it. It falls backward, but Superman catches it before it can crush anything. The report Lois watching says that there were no casualties thanks to Superman.

 

After the fight, Guy tries to get the crowd to cheer for them all, but no one seems to be noticing. Why? Because Lex Luthor is on the big screen, revealing that he’s got proof that Superman is here for nefarious intent. He plays the full message, revealing that Jor-El and Lara sent Clark here to conquer the planet. They tell him to rule the people, to dispatch anyone that goes against him, and to take as many wives as necessary to breed a new generation of Kryptonians. Jor-El explicitly tells him to rule without mercy. Superman is shocked to learn this part of the message. On the talk show, Lex claims that Superman’s actions have been to lull humans into complacency and get them prepared to serve him. Lex goes on to say there’s no telling how large his ‘secret harem is already.’

 

Superman walks away from the angry crowd around him into a Stagg Industries building nearby. The Justice Gang follow him, Guy making a force field around the building to keep people out, and Guy straight out asks Superman if he has a harem. Superman denies it, saying that he’d never heard that part of the message. Mr. Terrific unfortunately confirms that the message is real, he knows the people that confirmed the message and says they wouldn’t say it’s legit if it wasn’t. Hawkgirl asks where they got the footage, and Superman races to the Antarctic.

 

Lois confirms with her news source, as it turns out Generals Mori and Rick Flagg, that they’re considering taking Superman in for questioning. Rick asks if Mori is buying it, and Mori says he’s not putting anything past Luthor, but that the message is authentic so they can’t ignore it. Ghurkos uses the reveal to drum up hate for Superman, joking that Superman wants to add Boravian women to his secret harem. After the interview he goes to his office and tells them not to disturb him. It’s revealed he has that same portal device behind a portrait of him that Ultraman used, confirming he’s in on whatever Lex is doing. He meets with Lex in that weird space and Ghurkos celebrates beating Superman. Lex says not to celebrate just yet, and reveals that as part of whatever deal they worked out, he’s getting half of Jarhanpur when the dust settles.

 

Superman arrives at the Fortress to see his robots in bad shape. Four is stabbing himself repeatedly in the head. Superman sees his computer is wrecked. He asks how Lex got into the Fortress as the door is DNA coded, but Four doesn’t know and shuts down. Superman whistles for Krypto and panics when he doesn’t come running.

 

Superman flies to LuthorCorp, kicks down the door and demands that Lex give him the dog. Lex has Eve record and post the whole interaction. He comes across as calm and collected as the angry alien spouts nonsense in his office. But he makes sure to take a dig at Superman to make it clear he does have Krypto by whispering that it’s an ugly dog in a cape.

 

We see Clark watching the Cleavis Thornwaite show that night as he spins Superman as the only rabid animal here. He has Peacemaker (John Cena) on, and he also talks shit about Superman. He missed 22 calls from his parents while all this is going down, so it’s clear they’re worried too. In the window we see the Justice Gang fighting some sort of giant energy creature. Lois, who’d been waiting for him, asks “you have a dog,” and Clark says that it’s a foster situation. She asks if he’d been helping with the creature, but Clark says it’s just an energy imp and the Justice Gang can handle it. He was looking for the dog. He explains that the message was damaged, and he only ever heard the first half of it, and he believed he knew how it ended. He says he’s not here to rule over anyone, and Lois says that she never believed that for a moment. He apologizes for their fight about the interview. He asks what she meant when she said she knew this would work, but she says she doesn’t know. Clark says that he’s going to turn himself into the DOJ in the hopes they’ll take him to where Krypto is. She says it’s just a dog. Clark agrees, and even says he’s not a very good dog either, but he’s alone and scared, so he has to help. They hug and Clark says he loves her before leaving.

 

Superman is violently thrown to the ground by Ultraman as he’s arrested. He says no one reads his rights and Rick Flag tells him the courts decided rights don’t apply to aliens. He goes on to say that due to the difficulties in detaining someone like Superman, they’ve outsourced his imprisonment to PlanetWatch. Flag does apologize for all this as the plane touches down to take him away.

 

We cut to that beach from earlier. Superman is taken through to the Portal device and taken in. He’s put into a cell cube with Rex Mason aka Metamorpho (Anthony Carrigan). They call him Element man, but that name is less fun. Lex is waiting for him, and Superman says this obsession with him is getting creepy. We learn that this is a pocket dimension Lex created, it exists outside this universe. Clark whistles for Krypto but the dog doesn’t come. Lex explains that Rex can reshape his body into any element, even ones not naturally occurring on Earth, and as he says this Rex turns his hand into Kryptonite.

 

While Superman is gone, we learn that Ghurkos and Boravia are preparing to invade Jarhanpur less than a day later. Lois is distracted from the news, though, saying that she’s looking into how Lex fits into all this. Jimmy points out the arms deal angle, but Lois doesn’t think that is the case. She says that she’s got a contact with the bank that does the deals between LuthorCorp and Boravia and they say that Lex is charging next to nothing for the weapons. Jimmy asks why and where they’re holding Superman, Lois calls it the 78 billion dollar question. Jimmy, deciding to help, goes into his contacts and looks at someone he has labelled “Mutant Toes.” He messages her, despite the unhinged message, and gets told within 30 seconds that Superman is being held in a pocket universe. He says he doesn’t know what that is nor does his source, but she’s sure he’s there. He says Lois owes him big, as Mutant Toes starts messaging him some more asking to meet up.  

 

In the pocket universe we learn that Lex has largely manufactured the Superman online hate, using a literal farm of monkeys on Computers to message how much they hate Superman 24/7. He sees Krypto as they travel, he’s being held a pod and they’re beaming the images of Super Squirrels into his brain so he’s forever chasing them. Lex says they’ll examine Krypto, learn what they can, and then put him down. They arrive at Lex’s private holding cells. He says they’re mostly rented out to governments to hold their political prisoners, but he’s got some personal prisoners too, like his petty ex-girlfriend. Dude is unhinged. Lex says that he’d have killed Superman already were it up to him, but the Government insists that Superman answer some questions first. We also learn how Lex is keeping Rex under control, they’re holding his son Joseph hostage. Lex leaves and says they’ll be back tomorrow for answers.

 

Jimmy meets with his contact in a back alley. She’s actually Eve Tessmacher, who is obsessed with him. She apologizes for having to meet him in such a shady place, saying they have to because Lex follows her on traffic cameras. Jimmy asks why she stays with him, and Eve tells him about all the exes Lex has in his pocket universe. Damn. Jimmy tries to get Eve to tell him about the connection between Lex and Boravia. She’s disappointed at the thought that he’s just trying to get information out of her. He swears that getting info out of Lex is to just get rid of him so they can be together again. He begs her to get info, and she says she’ll see what she can do.

 

Superman tries to talk to Rex, offering to save Joseph if he’ll just let Superman go. Rex refuses, telling Superman to not talk to him and that there is no way out. When Superman tries to talk more, Rex hits him with a bigger Kryptonite dose and he passes out.

 

We cut to the Hall of Justice, home base of the Justice Gang. Lois has stopped by to get them to help her save Superman. Guy asks how she even knows Superman. They feel each other out, and we learn that in universe Superman wears hypno-glasses that make him look different when he wears them. When Guy confirms they also know Superman is Clark Kent, Lois throws up her hands in exasperation that he’s this trusting. Guy says that he only trusts them as they’re “of the cloth.” Mr. Terrific reveals that he put trackers into Superman’s blood, but they’ve disappeared. Even if he was dead, the trackers would work. He disappeared at a supposedly defunct army base and agrees with Lois article that Superman is in a pocket universe. Lois wants them all to go to Fort Kramer to get Superman, but the others aren’t comfortable fighting the US Government. Well, Guy and Hawkgirl aren’t. As Lois storms off, Mr. Terrific joins her and offers to take her to the Fort. Good guy, Michael Holt. They take his T-Ship, as Lois vents about their relationship, revealing she was going to break up with Clark before all this shit went down and he said he loved her.

 

Lex wakes Superman up, saying that they have a special guest to talk to him. Superman thinks he means Ghurkos and so makes fun of how Ghurkos pissed himself when he flew him to the desert. But no, he’s just there to watch. The person he brought is the falafel guy Ali. Lex puts a gun to Ali’s head and demands Superman tell him who he’s working with. Ali tells Superman not to answer, saying that he has no family and no one will miss him, begging Superman to protect himself for once. Lex asks who raised him as a child. When Superman doesn’t answer right away, he pulls the trigger and kills Ali. Superman screams in agony at his death. Lex admits he thought that that would go on longer. He promises to bring someone else Superman knows here next and they’ll keep doing this game of Russian Roulette until he talks, suggesting he’ll Clark Kent next. Beside him, Rex is also crying.

 

Mr. Terrific and Lois land at Fort Kramer. He uses his T-Spheres to map Superman’s movements, ignoring the Talon soldiers as they order they leave. Next comes one of the best scenes of the movie, where Mr. Terrific solos the entire camp using his T-Spheres and Lois watches from inside a force field to the tune of “Five Years Time” by Noah and the Whale. Never underestimate the smart guy. They find the pocket universe portal, Mr. Terrific saying that using that device has huge consequences. Namely that if your math is off even a little, you risk making a blackhole, and that risk goes up every time you use it. He has his T-Sphere’s hack the system, saying he’s only helping because it’ll piss off Guy.

 

Rex finally breaks after processing what happened, realizing his son is in danger even if he cooperates. He stops making Kryptonite and Superman starts to recover, but slowly because he doesn’t have sunlight to power him up. He tells Rex he needs one to heal.

 

Lois and Terrific get the portal device working and make their way inside. Beneath them is an anti-proton river, and we see weird growths on the portal on their side. Mr. Terrific says it’s too dangerous for them to go themselves. He sends the T-Sphere to check things out.

 

Rex says that he can’t make a sun, but he can make something like it. He makes a small star between his hands, even as the other prisoners try to rat them out. The mini son flashes bright, blinding everyone. Superman rockets over and knocks out the goon holding Joey. Rex flies over and tells Superman that he has to be the one to carry Joey as Rex can’t hold him while he’s in a gaseous form. Superman frees Krypto next, and they make their way to the portal. The portal starts to flash and break, Mr. Terrific says it’s been open too long.

 

Talon guards jump Superman and knock him into the Anti-Proton River. The guards try to grab Rex, but he splashes them with a powerful acid that definitely kills all of them. Mr. Terrific’s T-Spheres find Krypto and the dog immediately starts chasing him. Superman holds Joey out of the anti-protons as they hurtle towards a blackhole. He whistles for Krypto and tries to get him to help them, but he doesn’t get the danger. Rex arrives and grabs Superman, doing his best to pull them out of the blackhole. Superman uses his Super Breath and pushes them all free. Mr. Terrific’s remaining T-Sphere leads them back to the portal, which is basically squished by the rock of the other universe. Superman knocks them all through right before it’s destroyed. Superman tries to go back through to save the others, but he’s too weak. Mr. Terrific tells Lois to take the T-Craft somewhere where Superman can rest for a bit, he says the controls are intuitive. He’ll do his best to secure the portal. Rex flees with Joey into the night. Lois can think of only one place to take Clark, and that’s Kansas.

 

Lex’s learns of the jail break and throws a fit. He orders Eve out of the room and demands to know where Superman went. Eve calls Jimmy and tells him she has everything he needs to ruin Lex. She mutters that the straw that broke the camel’s back was Lex throwing a pencil at her a moment ago. She makes Jimmy promise to spend the WHOLE weekend with her in exchange for her info, which he begrudgingly does. She uploads a bunch of pics for him, just as Ultraman bursts in and grabs her. He’d heard her screaming from the other room. Unfortunately, it seems like all she did was send him selfies. Hundreds of Selfies.

 

The T-Craft Lands at the Kent farm and Martha and Jonathan introduce themselves as they drag Clark inside. He passes out in his old bed, muttering to his ma that his bio parents sent him to earth to hurt people. John asks if Clark’s going to be okay, and Lois says he will be. Martha tells her not to mind John, saying that he’s a big old pile of Mush when it comes to Clark. Jimmy texts Lois to tell her to call him. She looks over Eve’s pics and is weirded out by how much game Jimmy has. That is until she takes a closer look at the selfies and realizes in the background of every single one is incriminating evidence. The big one being a picture of Jarhanpur split in half, one side labeled new Boravia, the other Luthoria. She tells Jimmy she’ll be right there and they need to talk to Perry.

 

At LuthorCorp, Lex is crashing out hard, demanding they open the dimensional rift at Fort Kramer. The device might be gone but the aperture is still there. He insists they’ll be able to close it; they just need it open long enough to lure Superman in. Mr. Terrific does his best to slow him down on the Fort Kramer end, because he’s Mr. God Damned Terrific. Unfortunately, the rift gets bigger and opens a canyon into the pocket Universe.

 

In Kansas, Clark wakes up to find Krypto watching him while laying on him. He goes outside to eat breakfast and watch Krypto play with the cows. Jon joins him and they have a heart to heart. Clark is still upset about the message, and Jon tells him that what he thought the message said is infinitely more important than want it actually said. Clark wanted to be a hero, that’s what matters. Jon says Parents aren’t for telling what their children are supposed to be. They’re guides, tool givers, not directors. Jon says that he couldn’t be more proud of Clark and starts tearing up. Martha comes out and tells him there’s something on the TV to see. On the news we see the Boravian military about to invade Jarhanpur, the villagers preparing to face them. We see all the characters reacting to the villagers raising a flag with Superman’s S on it and chanting for him. Martha tells him that he cleaned his boots. Mr. Terrific’s T-Sphere arrives and he tells Clark that he needs to get to Metropolis now. The rift is growing and it’ll consume the whole world if he doesn’t stop it.

 

In Metropolis an evacuation is underway. While everyone is trying to flee, Lois and Jimmy explain the plot to Perry. Saying that Lex sold the weapons to Boravia for pennies on the dollar in exchange for half of Jarhanpur. Perry summons his best people to come with them to take the T-Craft, grabbing Cat Grant, Steve Lombard, and Ron Troope. They get onboard and prepare to post the story as Lois does her best to take off.

 

So Clark must choose between saving a country and saving the world. Hell of a choice. Guess you’ll have to see the movie to find out.

 

Okay, so the good. This is a perfectly cast movie. Everyone from David Cornswet to minor characters like Anthony Carrigan’s Rex were spot on for what I know of the characters. David looks damn good in his cape and trunks. I love the behind the scenes story that he came up with the justification for the trunks, telling James Gunn that the fact the look silly is the whole point, to make him seem nice and approachable. You believe him when he screams in pain, and you believe him when he’s giving a heartfelt speech. Perfect. Nicholas Holt is great as Lex Luthor. He perfectly fits the insane hate energy that Lex is supposed to have for Superman. I especially liked his speech in the finale where he makes it clear he knows he’s envious as hell of Superman. It always come back to how badly he wants to be the center of attention, of being the person everyone talks about. Is it petty? Hell yes, but Lex is petty when it comes to Superman. Edi Gathegi is the standout performance though. He’s extremely cool as this basically unknown to the general populace hero Mr. Terrific. His fight scene at the fort was amazing, and I loved all of the nerd flexes he had throughout this story. Rachael Brosnahan is great as Lois, capturing her “I’m a cynic but I want to be proven wrong a good percent of the time” attitude. I could list offal the actors who did great, but there’s not a bad performance in the bunch. I liked the effects, it made me believe a man could fly again. The look of the pocket universe was cool too. I loved the colors and textures of that other dimension, it’s very James Gunn’s style. Speaking of, he’s great as director and screenwriter. I loved this whole thing. And how Lex is finally beaten, chef’s kiss.

 

My negatives are minimal. I hate that I now know details about Mr. Terrific. … Let me explain. Mr. Terrific is a character that has appeared as a minor character in several DC projects I’ve watched including Justice League: Unlimited, despite knowing of him since I was a teenager, until this movie came out I couldn’t have told you what his powers or backstory were. He was just the guy with a T on his face for me for nearly 20 years. But now I know he’s Michael Holt, that his powers are tech based and that he’s a legacy hero, taking up the mantel from Terry Sloane. It’s the end of an era. Yes, this was mostly a joke negative, but otherwise this section would be tiny. Overall, I think the movie is a bit too fast pace. It takes a bit to get going, but when it does it goes at a breakneck speed. Think like 20 to 90 in zero seconds. But other than that, nah, I loved it.

 

This was a great reintroduction to Superman. The story perfectly captures his best qualities, that he’s first and foremost an agent of kindness and shield for the weak. He inspires those around him to be better people. He’s the hero that other heroes look up to him and try to emulate him. That while he’s an immigrant that was brought to our world, that he is as human as anyone. He does what he does because it’s right and he protects people. He is, in short, Superman. I had high expectations when I heard James Gunn was taking over the DCU and starting over with the big blue boy scout, and he met every single one. I am super excited to see what he does next (the Clayface horror film is what I’m most anticipating, but Supergirl should be great too). So, ya, this is my favorite Superman movie of the last two decades by a mile. Hope you enjoyed it too. Have a good night!

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Wednesday, July 31, 2024

Review: Superman Vs. The Elite

You don't want to see what happens when push comes to shove with Superman.

So I did a quick perusal of my old posts and realized I haven’t done a review of Superman Vs. The Elite and figured I should rectify that since I’m on a DC kick. Superman Vs. The Elite is an animated film from 2012. It’s an adaptation of the Superman story “What’s So Funny About Truth, Justice, & The American Way” from 2001. In it, Superman meets and initially befriends a new group of metahumans that want to be heroes. He does his best to mentor the group, who dub themselves the Elite, but they quickly develop a “Might makes right” mentality and attempt to use their powers to overthrow governments. This leads to an all out brawl between Superman and the Elite. Let’s see how that goes, shall we? This movie also featured the return of George Newbern as Clark Kent/Superman, reprising the role from his time on Justice League, Justice League: Unlimited, and Static Shock. It’s nice to get an old friend back in the saddle.

 

The film opens with a barrage of news stories about the troubles this DC Earth is currently dealing with, Dr. Light has escaped prison and is recking havoc, there’s a military skirmish between Bialya and Bekulistan, and a talking head shouting about how super criminals shouldn’t get a three strikes. There is a note about Superman coming in to save the day but that doesn’t stop all the chaos. The man watching the videos, Manchester Black claps his hands together, turning off the screens before saying it’s “time to take your medicine, love.”

 

We cut to a simplified cartoon within a cartoon of Superman stopping two bank robbers. It’s like a very cheesy 50s style bit of Superman stopping crime with plenty of puns. We pull out to Lois and Clark watching the short on a tv screen and Lois saying she didn’t think the S on his chest meant Silly. Clark defends the short, saying that the producers said it would be inspiring. And as he anticipates his other half’s other complains, quickly rattles off the proceeds are going to charity, he’s got an accountant making sure that happens and they’ve got an iron clad contract. She asks if he got creative input, to which he repeats the proceeds to go charity. Lois reminds him he needs to protect his S as everyone is always watching Superman. He makes a crack about how they aren’t always watching and goes in for a kiss, but they’re moment is interrupted by an explosion. A man comes wandering towards them before falling to dust in Clark’s arms. It turns out it’s the Atomic Skull disintegrating people. Clark tells Lois to get somewhere safe and suits up.

 

Superman tackles Atomic Skull and throws him around, slamming him into buildings before they land on a roof. Superman notes that Atomic Skull has gotten bigger. Skull claims the gene bomb that went off to create him is still going off, increasing his size. They fight for a bit before slamming into the pavement again, Atomic Skull telling Superman he killed several people to draw Superman out. Skull blasts a powerline in half. Superman catches it and starts whaling on him. He knocks Atomic Skull into the air and then into a pond, evaporating the pond but also disabling Skull. Superman clearly is tempted to finish him off, he actively holds himself back from giving him one more punch before grabbing the Skull. Lois calls in to Perry to tell him he’ll have a front-page story in 15 minutes and promises she’ll spell check it. Superman flies off with the Atomic Skull.

 

We cut to the evening at the Metropolis bay where four beings fly in. They are Manchester Black, a cockney Brit with a Union Jack tattooed on his chest; Nathan Jones aka Coldcast, a large Black man with chains on both wrists; the Hat, an Asian magician that conjures things, mostly demons and booze, from his hat, and Pamela aka Menagerie a woman covered in snakes like aliens. The group is looking for Superman, Manchester Black volunteers to seek him out.

 

At the UN Superman is called to justify his actions in capturing the Atomic Skull. Professor Efrain Baxter points out that this costs millions in property damage and cost dozens of lives to apprehend this repeat offender. Superman simply says he’s not judge nor jury and is most certainly not the executioner. He claims his powers don’t put him above the law so he must follow it. Baxter asks why, with his power, Superman does not just fix the world. Before adding that he’s playing devil’s advocate and is in fact a big fan, showing off a Superman watch much to his son, Terrance’s dismay. Superman claims that the world isn’t broken, that he believes that humanity is fundamentally good and that he’s just trying to help people reach their potential. His speech is being watched by Manchester in the rafters. The speech is interrupted by the Bialya and Bekulistan ambassadors screaming at each other for violating their peace treaty. Baxter repeats the line about unlimited potential for good, and Superman points out that Good isn’t perfect before flying off to handle this.

 

As he flies, we get a news report about the two countries being at war for some time, and that both sides have access to highly advanced weapons. As Superman arrives, a giant armored bug monster rises up, a product of the Bekulitan bioweapons program. It seems to be bullet proof and it fires basts from cannons on it’s back. Before Superman can attack, it destroys several tanks. As Superman watches, Manchester Black’s team attack, Coldcast distracts the thing with energy blasts before Menagerie flies in, drops her parasitic snakes onto the creature and splits it in half. Unfortunately, this just makes two of them. Superman flies in and beats one down before being blasted. He starts beating on the other one only to be attacked by the firsts. Manchester Black reveals himself, telepathically telling Superman that the creature doesn’t have a brain or he’d have made it rip itself to pieces already. He asks Superman to take off the kid gloves and take this monster down. Superman uses his X-Ray vision to confirm the creature is hollow inside and then attacks. He freezes it with super breath and then smashes down into it, blowing it to dust. Manchester Black compliments him but says that he could use a smidge more flare. Flare being demonstrated by the Hat, who uses a summoned dragon to eat the other monster before returning the dragon into a gold statue and dropping it into his hat. The team gathers and Superman introduces himself, thanking them for their help but also advising they do a better job checking for collateral damage next time. They’re all a little star struck by Superman, Manchester Black then teleports them away before they say something that embarrasses them.

 

The next day, Perry White calls in all his reporters to figure out who these new metahumans are, proclaiming this to be the biggest story since Brainiac ate Boston. Lois asks Clark if she’ll get the scoop on the newbies, but Clark tells her only if she can type 5000 words minute as he finishes up his scoop on the group. Lois threatens to use her feminine wiles on him but he’s already hit send. Lois tells him that for someone that plays fair, he REALLY sucks sometimes. Perry congradulates Clark on his info, believing Clark is getting his source from Twitter of all things. Perry tells Clark to book a flight wherever he needs to go to get this scoop, and to bring Lois if she’s still talking to him. Lois advises him to get used to cold showers for a while. Jimmy Olsen comes over and asks if they’re the real deal. Clark says Superman thinks they might be, but something is a bit off. Lois comes back over to tell them some lady in England is posting online that she knows all about these guys.

 

Superman and Lois fly to England. He apologizes that there’s not an inflight movie and Lois tells him not to be cute. Once they land it’s every report for themselves, Clark adding “unless I find something juicy,” and Lois congratulates him on learning. In England we meet Mrs. Munch, an old cat lady that claims to have helped raise Manchester Black, though she doesn’t drop the name, and says he was a rascal but a good boy. She claims she’ll tell anyone his name if they’re willing to pay for the exclusive. Lois isn’t impressed, saying if Munch knows anything, then Lois is the Martian Manhunter. She tells Clark she’s going to go knock on door and that he should call her if he finds anything. Once alone, Manchester Black appears, saying Lois is quite the looker. He says that his team has a teleporter pod, to explain his sudden appearance. He asks if Superman is stalking him or just checking out Jolly ol’ England. Superman says he didn’t get his cell earlier and he had to start somewhere. Manchester compliments his detective work on tracking the man with the Union Jack tattooed on his chest to England. They formally introduce themselves to each other, Manchester saying he’s an aspiring do-gooder. The two supers fly off to talk.

 

At Striker’s Island, we see how Atomic Skull is being held. He’s hooked up to a generator and his excess power is being syphoned away to the Metropolis power grid. Atomic Skull complains that this is inhumane, but the guard doesn’t seem to care the multiple murderer is uncomfortable.

 

Superman and Manchester meet up with his team outside of town. They introduce themselves, Menagerie hitting on him hard. Superman is excited to meet them and thanks for their help in Biyalia, but says they need to talk. Manchester offers to give Superman the quick version of their origins via telepathy. Superman is apprehensive about this, but Manchester promises that this is a low-level psychic thing, like HD TV in his head, and that he promises not to try to reach deeper to the more guarded parts of Superman’s brain. He agrees.  Manchester telepathically shows Superman his origin, how he lived with his sister and his alcoholic father as a boy. The present Manchester explains that he was the youngest son of five boys and that he was left to look after himself and his baby sister after his mom died birthing her. They went out one day and we see that Chester and Vera ran pickpocket scams to scrape by, older Manchester explaining that their four older brothers ended up dead or in jail, so he worked hard to look after her. One day while counting their take, Manchester’s powers started kicking in and gave him a debilitating headache on the day when cops finally tracked them down. Vera tried to protect Chester but is accidentally thrown in front of a moving train in the scuffle, Manchester’s powers kicked in then and he stopped the train with a mental blast. He then stops the telepathic show and just says that after that he was recruited by the British government as a super human asset. He says he met his team during a disenfranchising tour in Africa and they went freelance. Superman asks if her sister made it, Manchester says that they don’t all get happy endings right before dropping to his knees to telepathic screams.

 

We jump over to a train tunnel where a pair of trains were trapped in said tunnels by some terrorists. The trains are stuck and water is rushing in. Superman and the team arrive to help. They’ve got limited time to work with and unfortunately the team’s teleporter is back at the base. Superman says that this’ll be a test of their imagination. Superman coordinates the group to help him save the passengers.  Firsts, he flies out into the bay and drills his way down into the sea bed and then into the tunnel. Using his strength plus Manchester’s telekinesis they lift the whole section of tunnel out from the water. Hat summons a beast to freeze the water below the tunnel to give them some place to put it down. Chester and Superman lower the tunnel down and Superman congradulates him. Coldcast and Menagerie then return with the two terrorists. Manchester lifts them up telekinetically and demands to know why they did it. When they don’t talk he goes full power on them, making their eyes and ears bleed. He gets they’re Bekulitani, and they attacked to punish England for supporting Biyalia before Superman stops him. Manchester wants to punish them, and Superman agrees but not like that. New copters arrive and Superman and Manchester agree to discuss the philosophy here over a drink later. Menagerie then grabs Superman and forces a kiss on him.

 

Later, after watching that kiss on the news, Lois asks him if it’s the trashy outfit or if she needs to start glueing reptiles on her. Clark tells her it was just the adrenaline thing. He claims the whole group is new and excitable. Lois tells him it better stay one sided excitable and notes her man isn’t 100% on board with the new metas. She notes he’s in the minority as the internet love Manchester Black and co. Clark says they didn’t see him almost lobotomize to Terrorists and Lois says that would have sealed the deal. Clark seems shocked by this but Lois points out that some people think terrorists need to be punished slowly and painfully. Lois decides to change the subject and says her source at the London Mirror couldn’t confirm anything of Black’s story, there’s no birth or death certificate for a Vera Black either. Their research is interrupted by Manchester taking over all the TV and computer screens globally to introduce his team, the Elite to the world. He basically promises that he’ll kill anyone that disturbs the peace, doesn’t matter who they are, where they’re from or how powerful them might be.  As the video ends everyone cheers, including the young Baxter. Clark is clearly disturbed by this, switching into his Superman gear and telling Lois to get her coat.

 

At their lair, Manchester says that should get folks talking. It’s then revealed that his team got the terrorists from the other end of the channel as well and they’re not going to be tortured for info. Menagerie has her parasites go into the goons ears to make them talk. Gross.

 

Lois and Clark arrive at the Fortress of Solitude. Clark is doing research on how the world is reacting to the Elite, his army of robots helping him along. One robot tells him that the Elite don’t seem to be on earth, and that they sent their message through a dimensional tunnel. The robot goes on to say that they’re processing 3.5 million hits on the Elite, but none of those hits are informational. Clark is frustrated by the lack of info on the Elite and their huge support. Lois puts a hand on his shoulder, and he asks if “the world has moved on. To a place that I can’t follow.” One of the robots gets a hit on the Elite’s teleporter over Biyalia. Superman flies off, and Lois asks which of these robots will fly her back to England.

 

As Superman flies, we see Professor Baxter debating the talking head from before. Baxter is apprehensive about the Elite, reminding everyone that Might Makes Right has never been a good or just philosophy. Baxter insists that the Elite will ignore international law and what happens when they turn their philosophy on him. The talking head then says the stupid thing ‘I’m American, we’re the good guys.’ 

 

Superman reaches Biyalia but is hit by a huge energy blast knocking him to the ground. Bekulitani soldiers arrive, intent on killing him, but they’re all attacked by the Elite, who murder them without remorse or pity. After the fighting, Manchester Black lands in front of Superman and tells him not to worry before he passes out.

 

Superman wakes up in the Elite’s base. Coldcast explains that he was on a solar energy drip to restore his strength. His mind will be a bit foggy for a while, though, as he was hit by Coldcast’s neutrino Pulse, Manchester says it’s like an EMP for organics. He says it’s a miracle Superman stayed conscious. Manchester Black takes Superman on a tour. Their base is the largest silicon-based colony of bacteria in their universe, capable of teleporting them and jumping between dimensions at a will. He calls her Bonnie. He says that they thought it might have the capacity to feel so they jettisoned that part of Bonnie’s being ages ago. Superman starts yelling at Manchester for killing those soldiers. He says that someone had to do it. Superman insists they aren’t above the law, they need to how others that they can be better. But Manchester thinks they can’t. He shows Superman a video feed of all the misery and violence going on right now. Superman insists that they can’t throw morality into the garbage. Manchester thinks Superman is so high and mighty because he doesn’t understand fear. He claims humans do and that they love the Elite for taking out the trash. Superman insists it can’t be like this. Manchester drops him off at a car dealership advertising Super Sale with his image.

 

Back in London, Lois is escorted off the property of MI5, who tell her they won’t confirm or deny Manchester Black’s history with them. She’s met by a woman in a black coat in an alley. This is Vera Black. She tells Lois that as far as MI5 is concerned there is no Manchester Black. Sher offers Lois a USB drive and says the world needs to know what her brother is. She says that Manchester wasn’t the only one who went to work for the government and got their identity wiped. Lois asks  why, and Vera tells her it’s because he’s angry and misguided but he saved her life, so she wants t save his if she can. A Superbot lands and asks to take Lois back to Metropolis.

 

At Striker’s island, there’s a power surge and Atomic Skull is able to escape his cell.

 

We cut over to the Kent farm where Clark is having pie with his dad. Pa Kent says that there’s been a lot of talk, none of it good, and how he had to slap a neighbor for saying Superman looked like a fool. Clark is disappointed to hear even Smallville is pro Elite. Jonathan says that the loud, stupid and angry of them are. Clark doesn’t’ think it’s that simple. He’s worried he doesn’t make people feel safe anymore. Jonathan says that when people are scared, they have a tendency to hop on a bandwagon before they see who is driving it. When they wise up, Superman will be there to lead by example, and he’s sure they will. Plus, Jonathan Kent is certain his boy can kick their asses to kingdom come if it comes to it. Clark gets a call from Lois ordering him home immediately.

 

Skull is laying waste to Metropolis, murdering dozens with his blasts. He throws a cop car and nearly crushes Lois and Jimmy. Manchester catches it and his team agrees to show up Superman on his home turf.  The Baxter’s get the message the Elite are in town and Terrance runs to see them. Atomic Skull isn’t impressed, and he lays the smackdown on the Elite. He’s too powerful for any of them beside Manchester to handle. Superman rushes in and tells Manchester to throw up a shield. He contains their energy for a bit before being blown back. Atomic Skull says that his rest at Strikers seems to have done him some good before launching Superman into the air. Manchester holds him off long enough for Superman to return and knock him around, but Atomic Skull unleashes a blast that kills Efrain Baxter. Superman makes the Elite help him, the group holding off Skull long enough for Coldcast to get in close and absorb most of Atomic Skull’s power. Manchester prepares to execute Skull. Superman tries to convince him to let him take Skull back to prison, again saying they’re not above the law. Terrance Baxter and the crowd all chant for Skull to be executed and Manchester blows his skull off. Superman tackles Manchester Black but he’ too slow. Manchester and his team teleport away and Superman covers Atomic Skull with his cape.

 

Elite fever seems to sweep the world. Metropolitans even seem to be siding with the group, thinking their actions permanently stop villains that just repeat their offenses with how Superman does it. At the Fortress of Solitude, Superman sulks. Lois calls him, telling him to pick up or she’ll kick his butt when he gets home. She tells him she’d been able to go through the files on the Elite that Vera gave her. Turns out, Manchester Black gave his father a stroke shortly after his powers kicked in and when he stopped the train to save Vera, the crash killed a dozen people. He asks if the Planet is going to run the story, but she says Perry was stopped by British intelligence. They don’t want to admit they took an uncontrollable teenager and made him a weapon. She doesn’t go into the other members rap sheets but say they have criminal records a mile long. The Elite teleport in then, Manchester saying his sister has become quite the establishment bitch. Superman tells them to surrender now and face judgement, but Manchester tells him to stop as there’s no “or” in this discussion. He believes that Superman doesn’t have it in him to do to them what they’ll do to him. He tells Superman that he can keep doing the bank robbers, mad scientist and other weirdos, but ‘fixing the world’ is the Elite’s job now. He says they’re starting tomorrow in Bialya. They teleport away before Superman can stop them.

 

The next day, an airstrike almost occurs on Bekulistan. But Superman races in and stops it, forcibly ejecting pilots from their planes and using heat vision against their missiles. Once the planes are stopped, Superman declares the fighting is over without a single death. Manchester Black and Hat arrive to inform him they’ve slaughtered the Bialyan and Bekulistan leaders. Manchester claims he read their minds and knew neither side was going to blink until this region was turned to glass. Superman has had enough of this and takes a swing at Manchester while the world watches. Manchester puts up a barrier but Superman bowls through it and knocks him to the ground. The rest of the Elite grab him, but Manchester tells them to stop. Manchester tells him next week the world will forget this war, but they won’t forget Superman taking a swing at him. He promises they’ll take Superman down tomorrow.

 

That night, Lois asks when it’ll happen. Clark guesses dawn. Lois is terrified for Clark, saying that she’s scared they’ll beat him. They’re strong and they’re willing to do what Superman won’t. Superman tells her he heard a child say they wanted to join the Elite someday because it’d be fun to kill bad guys. He feels he has to show them another way. They kiss, but the next morning Lois wakes up on the couch to find him already gone. He left her a note.

 

Superman meets with the Elite, they fly in with Bonnie. From the outside she looks like a giant krill. They want to get the fight started but Superman ask they take the fight somewhere else. Manchester agrees but says they’ll broadcast the fight to interested parties. They teleport to the moon, Bonnie making oxygen for the human metas. Superman tries one more time to get them to stand-down, but they refuses. Manchester hits him with a huge telekinetic blast. He then addresses the world, saying that starting today, rule one is he who has power makes the rules. Rule two, tough love is for losers. The Elite lay the smack down on Superman, Coldcast beating Superman badly with fist and energy blasts, Hat hitting him with magic, and Menagerie chomping him with her parasites. Manchester promises that if any of Superman’s friends try to avenge him, they’re next. To which I say, bro, Batman has a dozen strategies to beat you already and at least four of them are variations of “get (blank) to kick their asses.” Superman has a LOT of friends. Manchester hits him with a psychic blast that induces a seizure. He says that he can’t read Superman’s mind but he can damage the structure of his brain. Manchester forms a barrier and then has Coldcast unleash enough energy you could see it from space. The watching public, including Lois, are shocked that Superman was apparently killed, only a bit of his cape left. We see Clark’s note at this point “Believe, always believe.” Manchester Black starts to gloat, but then they all hear Superman say that he finally gets it. He’s decided to treat them like the world wants him to.

 

He starts with Menagerie. He hits her with a dart full of poison, it’s so toxic her parasitic aliens start fleeing her body in mass. And she dies. Manchester tells Coldcast to basically nuke the moon, but he says he’s out of power after the last blast, they need to fall back and get Menagerie to sick bay. Superman then hits them with a twister of moon rock, saying he’s going to be the one to put the animals down. One of the UN workers asks if that’s really Superman, and another says not anymore. Menagerie is pulled up in the twister. Hat goes to fight him, thinking his magic gives him an advantage… but he forgot about basic anatomy. The force of Superman’s twister is so great it sucks the air out of his lungs, making him pass out. Coldcast tells Manchester to find his mind and blast it. Manchester is freaking out a little, realizing that Superman has been playing them since the beginning. He thought this through and figured out how to take them out. He has Bonnie drop them off in Metropolis.

 

Manchester is certain that Superman won’t do anything with civilians around them. He tells Bonnie to prepare to teleport again, when he see Superman’s S he’s going to flatten the city. Lois, meanwhile, is running to the fight. Superman flies in like a bullet and grabs Coldcast before anyone could react. Superman returns, causing a sonic boom that destroys the streets and flings cars around. Manchester demands to know what happened to Coldcast and Superman says he went into orbit at Mach 7. Superman lands, his face bloodied, one eye completely red, and looking deranged. Manchester starts throwing debris at Superman, he easily dodges. He gets in close and swings at Manchester, Manchester throws up a barrier but Superman punches through it, shouting he finally bought what Manchester’s been selling. He tries to crush Superman in a ball of debris but Superman breaks through. The shock waves of their fight cause concrete and cars to fly about, Terrence Baxter sees a car land on Lois. Manchester unleashes a huge blast of energy, but Superman barely reacts. Superman asks him how it feels to watch his dreams die. He hits Superman with a huge blast, knocking him back.  Superman’s eyes start glowing. Manchester gloats that Superman can barely stand, so he can’t have the power to melt his face. Superman tells him he’s not aiming for his face. We get an X-ray flash into Manchester’s skull and suddenly he can’t use his powers anymore. Superman tells him he used heat vision focused through Manchester’s pupil to cut away the part of his brain that he’d detected was abnormal. Instant lobotomy. Superman starts slapping him about, just to show how weak he is now. Manchester falls to his knees, sobbing, and says that Superman doesn’t do this. Superman says he does now. Terrance runs up and tries to talk Superman down. He says that Superman taught them that there's a better way than just killing. Manchester, wanting to get the final word in, says the world saw Superman break, that he knows better and still slaughtered his team, he’s a hypocrite. Superman then gives a speech about how they let fear guide them to the easy, unhelpful way. Superman then reveals that he’s not like them. It’s revealed this was all largely an act. His army of Super droids protected people from the debris and made sure no one got hurt during his big display. He says he’ll never put civilians in harms way or kill. And in flashbacks it’s revealed how his robots grabbed Hat, Menagerie and Coldcast. He says they’re fine and are being stripped of their powers in preparation to be sent to a supermax prison. He says he had to let the fight go on for a bit to make sure everyone else was taken care of. He then reveals that he got Bonny to betray Black by having his robots promise to take her home when this was all done. Manchester says that Superman is living in a dream world if he thinks he’ll go to jail and rot. Superman tells him dreams are good, they lift us up, and that he’ll not stop fighting until his dream of everyone living in peace is reality. He meets with Lois, who tells him if he does something like that again she’ll kill him and if he ever did that again he’d let her. They fly off and share a kiss as things wrap up.

 

I said before that DC’s animated movies rarely miss and Superman Vs The Elite is no exception. The fighting was great, but the ethical quandary was better. I love how that most of this movie is Superman struggling with the ethics of the might makes right philosophy, and asking if the world has moved towards that, away from him. Superman, unless we’re dealing with an evil version, is the model of morality, justice and ethics, so him truly wrestling with the idea of if his methods work anymore is fascinating. It also helps that one of George Newbern’s big roles was as the English voice of Sephiroth from Final Fantasy series. He can really sell deranged demi-god since he has had so much practice. If you don’t recognize the name, he’s the dude with the long silver hair and the like eleven-foot-long sword. Robin Atkins Downes is also great at Manchester Black. He has a smugness and confidence in him that’s hard to fake, even if his cockney accent made some of his lines hard from my Yankee ears to discern. Superman snapping is one of the most memorable moments of any DC project, if only because it highlights just how much this man is holding back to stick to his ideals. He beat the Elite in under ten minutes, and that was still him not fighting at his maximum. I also loved seeing the world react to Superman losing it. While they’d been so gung-ho for the Elite to do what they do, there’s just something… wrong about seeing Superman on the warpath. You feel like you failed him somehow and now he’s responding to you like you want. It’s just unsettling. So glad that it was just to prove a point. So yeah, loved this movie. Have a good night.

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