White Dragon is on the hunt.
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White Dragon is on the hunt.
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Bugs are raising up!
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King gorilla in the his-ouse.
Last time on Peacemaker, Chris
learned that his daddy got sent to jail. Chris visited his father and did his
best to apologize, while pleading with his dad to keep his mouth shut for a few
more days so he could finish his business. Auggie is a colossal dick to his
son, saying he never loved him and should have killed him when he was born.
Leota, having been told to find a way to fix this situation, suggests to Adrian
that Chris would be better off without his father hanging over him. Adrian
almost immediately gets himself arrested and tries to goad the racist Auggie
into attacking him in the cafeteria. Auggie is too smart for that, but Adrian
takes out two of his goons singlehandedly. Judomaster wakes up, frees himself
and beats the shit out of Economos. Chris and Leota arrive to save him, Chris
and Judomaster get a rematch. The two are reasonably matched, Judomaster’s skill
and dexterity hitting hard against Chris’s brute force. Judomaster tries to
tell Chris something about the Butterflies, but he’s shot by Leota. He
survives, but barely. After Leota tells the team about her plan with Adrian and
that pisses Murn off. He realizes that Adrian is in serious danger of being
killed by the White Dragon and there’s a very real chance they’ll lose both of
their hired guns over this. He has Economos sprint Adrian and Harcourt picks
him up. We also learn that Chris lied about taking out the Goff’s Butterfly, he
actually stole it and a jar of the honey like fluid the bugs love. Leota finds
a connection between the Goffs and Chris’s hookup Ashley, both groups had cards
for the Glan Tai Bottling company. She calls and relays this to Murn, who says
he’ll be right it. Just before revealing himself to be a Butterfly to us, as he
uses the proboscis tongue to lap up some of that honey goo. Enough recapping.
Let’s get to it, shall we?
Ep 5: Monkey Dory
We open with Chris Smith preparing
a raw egg yolk to drink because he’s that kind of fitness weirdo. He adds some
tabasco sauce, salt and pepper to it so he’s not just drinking it straight, so
that’s something. He also feeds the Butterfly by pouring some of the goo into
the jar. After, he sits on his front step and looks really depressed. Eagley
flies off and brings him a dead weasel to cheer him up. He’s thankful but tells
the bird that he’s not going to eat it. It’s kind of sweet his relationship
with that bird.
Leota rushes around her apartment
getting ready for her work. Keeya stops over and tries to talk to her about
their situation, but Leota is rushing to get things done. Keeya tells Leota
that she’s grateful for her taking this job to help them get back up on their
feet despite not wanting to, but from her perspective, it looks like Leota is
choosing the job over them. Leota insists she isn’t, but she has to get to
work. At the office she gets a text from Waller asking if she’d planted the
fake Peacemaker diary in his house yet. She tells mommy dearest not yet.
Murn has either decided he’s tired
of dodging Chris’s questions, or with Adrian that two new people are enough to
give a briefing on the situation, either way, he gives his team a presentation
on the Butterflies. He says that a year ago a business tycoon and a
international singer died in a plane crash and they were discovered to have
these bugs in their brains. They assume they’re alien, which, ya, I get that
conclusion. They enter through an orifice of the body, make their way to the
brain and seize control. There’s an argument about if the bugs could do that by
entering through the anus based on an artistic interpretation by Economos, and
Chris claims that Superman has a poop fetish. Harcourt demands to know where he
keeps getting these weird rumors from, and Chris says it’s from Google. Murn
ignores them, and continues the presentation, stating that the Butterflies in
the brain cause their host to get significantly stronger. He goes on to explain
that the alien goo that they’ve found at every Butterfly home seems to be their
only food source and is completely alien to anything to us. He tells them that
Leota found the Glan Tai connection and that this is their best lead. Chris
mocks Economos’s Power Point for the fifth time and this leads to the two of
them finally having it out about Economos framing Auggie. Economos insists that
Auggie was the only one he could think of, and Smith gives him an exhaustive
list of random other people that he could have changed the records to instead of
Auggie. Murn finally snaps at him to shut up and focus. He tells his team
they’re taking a trip up north to the bottling plant, and that he’s staying
back to handle the White Dragon situation. Chris shows Economos a note he
wrote, “Eat a Dick, Dye Beard,” and Economos storms off.
Song and Fitz are brought back in
to speak with Auggie. He tells them that he didn’t do it and that they should
rerun his fingerprints. They’re skeptical as the car is registered to him and
they’ve two witnesses that said he did it, but he insists. When Song asks who
did it, then, Auggie says it was his ‘shit head f-ing son.’ Cat might be out of
the bag.
Back at the office, Leota tells
Chris that he should ease up on Economos a little. He thinks he’s just being
funny, and Adrian comes in and says that being a bully is just in Chris’s
nature. We then learn that in high school he gave all of his friend’s nicknames
based on the shape of their penises. Just a… classy guy. Adrian says he wasn’t
bothered by his, Thimble, but other guys would go into the other room and cry
after getting a nickname. Leota is confused by this and just asks him to ease
up a little.
Auggie gets re-fingerprinted. And
continues to be racist to Song. Because of course he does.
The team heads out in the truck for
the bottling plant. They argue for a bit about music choices, because this is a
James Gunn project, before Adrian asks if they should have a search warrant or
something before investigating. Harcourt and Leota explain that any time folks
have looked into the Butterflies before, someone higher up in the government
shuts it down, so Waller made this black op team to handle it. Chris is shocked
at the thought that the five of them are all that stand before an alien
invasion. Leota points out that Murn makes six, but Chris says he already
counted Murn, it’s Economos that doesn’t count because he thinks he’s useless. Economos
reveals that he’s into a Hanoi Rocks, a Finish Glam Metal group, which earns
him points with Chris. He puts on one of their songs as they pull into the
bottling plant.
Murn is visited in his apartment by
Casper Locke, an old acquaintance of his. Murn hires him to ‘take care’ of a
situation.
At the police station, they compare
the fingerprints and discover that Auggie Smith’s don’t match, but Chris
Smith’s do. Song and Fitz head over to the Calaterra’s to reinterview them.
Evan answers the door and breaks within five seconds. They don’t even ask any
questions; he just says it after being stared at long enough. Amber calls him a
wimp. The Calaterras flip on Chris, though Amber tries to lie before Evan tells
her to stop. He admits Chris is a pretty nice guy all things considered
(confirming to me he doesn’t know his wife banged him), and that like, the guy
they locked up for it is some kind of nazi, so what’s the harm? Fitz asks if
they’re really releasing the White Dragon, to which Song says, ya, if they want
to charge Peacemaker they have to.
At the bottling plant, they load up
for an assault. Harcourt questions Peacemaker bringing a huge rifle in, and
flat out says no to Vigilante grabbing a chainsaw. They split up, Harcourt
losing the rock-paper-scissors game, so she has to take Vigilante with her to
check the back. Leota and Peacemaker head in the front, Leota asking him to be
chill for this. Chris agrees but then activates his new helmet’s X-Ray vision
mode. He immediately shoots the receptionist; having seen she’s a Butterfly. He
starts mowing through employees that he also sees are Butterflies. Leota radios
into Economos the fact the place is crawling with Butterflies. In the back,
Harcourt finds crates full of the goo. She thinks that this might be the
distribution hub for their whole operation.
Peacemaker and Leota start slowly
working their way into the back, killing Butterflies as they go. Chris telling
a nervous Leota that she doesn’t have to shoot them after h’s already killed
them. Vigilante and Harcourt make their way to the bottling machine itself, but
are immediately caught by a Butterfly. He pulls a Donald Southerland from Invasion
of the Body Snatchers and does that screaming point that he does at the end
of the movie. They flee and shoot Butterflies as they go. They’re cornered in a
computer room in back. Harcourt radios their location and Peacemaker and Leota
head their way. Peacemaker shoots a guard, who lives long enough to say that
they’re with ‘Charlie’ and they don’t stand a chance. Peacemaker asks who that
is and the goon says “Our Guardian angel.” We learn that Charlie is in fact a
Butterfly infected Gorilla. Ya, that’s not good.
To clear out the goons, Peacemaker
throws missile with a grenade tied to it at them. The massive explosion it
causes liquifies the goons and almost kills Peacemaker and Leota. It also tips
off Economos that something bad is happening. The four agents battle the
Gorilla, who throws them around easily because it’s a Gorilla with super
strength. It throws Peacemaker to the ground and almost crushes him, but
Economos comes in and kills it with a chainsaw. Chris gets up and calls him a
stud. The group head back to the city, super jazzed and have a dance party at
the back of the truck as they go. Harcourt pulls out her phone and gets a group
shot of them, which is real sweet.
Back at home, we see Auggie being
taken back into his cell, the man pitching a fit as they take him. Song asks
what’s happening and the guard says that Auggie just found out he’s not getting
out. The guard was sent the fingerprint analysis that says that Auggie did it.
Song is confused by this and goes to talk to the captain. She’s surprised to
see her captain was replaced by Caspar Locke, who says he took over because the
Mayor wasn’t happy with the old captain’s performance on this case. Song tells
him her evidence that Auggie was framed, but Locke ignores it, saying that the
White Dragon is more than capable of intimidating witnesses into changing their
story and faking fingerprints. He orders her to take the night off. Locke calls
Murn and tells him it’s handled.
The team meet up with Murn and tell
him what happened. He’s impressed, he tells his people that they’ll need to see
if they can figure out where the Butterflies food comes from, but that can wait
until tomorrow. He tells them to take the night off.
Song and Fitz decide to go over
Locke’s head. She knows that Locke won’t do the right thing, so she’s going to
a judge that she knows she can trust to get a warrant for Peacemaker’s place.
The judge is William Judy, her uncle. He greets them warmly, but gets serious
the moment Song mentions Peacemaker.
Leota takes Chris home. We get to
see everyone smile as they learn that Harcourt changed their group chat name to
11th Street Kids, the Hanoi Rocks song they were grooving out to
earlier. Leota drops him off, saying she’ll pick him up early tomorrow so they
can start going through the computer flies they stole from the Butterflies.
Chris is still feeling pretty good and invites her in for a drink. She’s nice
about his home, and notes a picture of him and his brother, who we learn is
named Keith. The first drink he serves is gross, so they switch to beer. As
they drink Leota tells him that she isn’t sure if Harcourt and him could work,
but she’s heard stranger things. She tries to encourage him, saying that if h
stopped being a dick to push people away, people might actually like him. She thinks
if he just be nice, but not too nice, everyone will respond well to it. Chris
is overwhelmed by emotion, so says he needs to take a piss. When alone, Leota
stashes the diary, moving it a few times to find the right spot for it. I can’t
imagine that the fake diary is going to be good for Chris. Later, Leota calls
up Keeya as she drives home. She leaves her a voicemail saying that she’s
sorry, this job is messing her up, but she loves her and will talk to her
tomorrow.
Leota finds Murn in the office.
When he asks why she’s there, she says she couldn’t sleep. Leota finds Chris’s
X-Ray helmet and decides to give it a shot. She turns on X-Ray vision mode and
is impressed by the effect. Right up until she looks up at Mr. Murn and sees
the Butterfly in his brain. He immediately realizes what happened and rushes
her. Leota tries to run, but Murn catches her, knocking her gun away. Well,
damn.
Well, that was a rollercoaster. The
action was nice, with plenty of gore that I feel is lacking in most Superhero
media. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t want to see Superman coated in blood or
anything, but I prefer realistic representation of what happens why you cut
someone. If you slash someone, there should be blood. The reveal of the Gorilla
was pretty cool. They actually hinted at Charlie last episode, as the new
report that Chris saw on his dad’s TV was of the Gorilla’s mysterious
disappearance a week or two ago. Economos killing that thing with a chainsaw
was not something I’d have guessed before seeing. Damn, it was brutal. I really
enjoyed seeing the team bond on the drive back, with Peacemaker and Economos
burying the hatchet and everyone grooving out to the Hanoi Rocks. James Gunn
obviously loves music and using it in his stories, so I was expecting this, but
I give him credit for Chris and Economos having a love for a specific Glam Rock
band. And it was incredibly sweet to see Harcourt commemorating it with
renaming the text chain. I’m curious how the cop plot will be resolved, with
Song and Fitz homing in on Peacemaker despite Murn’s best efforts. I do
appreciate the work ethic that keeps Song from just letting Auggie rot, despite
the fact the man is objectively terrible. I’ll be curious to see how Leota’s
plot, both the planting of the Diary and getting caught by Murn is going to go
down. Feels like she in particular is stuck between a rock and a hard place.
But more on that tomorrow. Have a good night, everyone.
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Vigilante is on the hunt.
Last time on Peacemaker,
Smith and co headed out on their first (official) Butterfly hunt. They set up a
sniper blind, Smith and Harcourt manning it with Leota, Economos, and Murn
working as tech support. The Goffs arrive home, but Smith can’t get a clean
shot of the Senator that wouldn’t go through his human bodyguard, so they’re
forced to wait. The two snipers bond a little due to their similar life
stories, but are interrupted by Vigilante’s arrival, who Murn says they have to
keep an eye on rather than risk him screwing up the mission. Eventually, the
Goffs, who act extremely robotic and uncanny when not in line of sight, get up
in the middle of the night and start drinking a honey like substance using proboscis
that they extend from their mouths. Despite confirmation that every member of
the family are Butterflies, Smith can’t take the shot. He’s been having a
crisis of faith, I guess, about his vow to kill anyone to achieve peace. Vigilante
takes over and blows the brains out of three of four Goffs, but they’re interrupted
from killing the senator himself by his specialty bodyguard, a fella called
Judomaster. Smith and Vigilante are captured, Goff unmasks Vigilante and tries
to torture him to make Smith talk. Unfortunately for Vigilante aka Adrian
Chase, Smith is a bit of dick and isn’t willing to spill anything. The rest of
the team find a hidden door to the basement and use a small explosive to break
through the glass wall. The explosion helps Smith escape, and he’s able to
finish off Goff. Judomaster almost escapes but Economos hits his car with their
repair truck and then disables the injured martial artist. When the dust
settles, we see one of their computers finishing a scan and confirm that there
are A LOT of Butterflies. Globally. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall
we?
Ep 4: The Choad Less Traveled
We join Project: Butterfly as they
drive in their van. Harcourt asks Smith what happened with the Butterfly, and
Smith says that he shot it into little pieces. She scolds him for not trying to
capture it for study. Adrian is very concerned that he won’t be able to walk
right now, based on his very incorrect believe that the pinky toe is the most
important toe for that. Leota explains that if he lost his metatarsal that’d be
bad, but losing the toe isn’t a big deal. Their debate is interrupted by an unconscious
Judomaster falling over. Harcourt asks what they’re going to do about him, and
both costumed killers pull their guns and prepare to shoot him, but Harcourt
and Leota tell them to back off.
Back at their office, they start moving
some of the stuff they stole from the Goff’s into their office as Murn joins
them. Murn gives Adrian the keys to Adrian’s car as a casual dismissal. He
orders Harcourt and Leota to go over the records they stole from the Goffs for
any intel. She complains and asks why Economos isn’t on it, but Murn says his
job is keeping Judomaster alive. He orders Smith into his office. Murn starts
chewing him out for choking on the mission. He tries to play it off as not
having the Dove of Peace on the weapon screwed him up, but Murn isn’t buying
it. Smith admits that while he will kill any man, woman or child to have
peace, he won’t just kill kids because that was his order. Murn hopes that is
all that is wrong and admits that this mission needs a SOB and Smith is the
only one he has. Him and Vigilante now. Smith asks if he’s sure about that, and
Murn basically says ‘we need all the help we can get.’ He briefly distracts
Murn with a story about Matter-Eater Lad, his power is what it sounds like,
eating an entire restaurant. He asks one more time what a Butterfly actually
is, but Murn just dismisses him to get some rest. He and Adrian leave.
Leota and Harcourt keep going
through files. Leota apologizes for freezing, explaining that she hadn’t even
shot at someone before last night, and elaborating that she’s a pescatarian,
so like she doesn’t enjoy or endorse killing mammals at all. Harcourt chews her
out, saying that her hesitation made the guard’s last minute of life the most
terrifying minute ever and that if she wants to do covert ops like this, she must
have zero hesitation. Leota excuses herself for a ‘bathroom break’ aka crying
just a little bit. Coming out of the bathroom she sees Economos setting
Judomaster up with an IV and is weirded out that they’re just kinda holding him
hostage. He says that if they just let him go, he’ll nark on them. He tells her
not to take what Harcourt says too personally, as she really doesn’t like
anyone. She thanks him and says she just has to show Murn and Harcourt she can
handle things.
On the drive back to Smith’s place,
he asks Adrian to drive him over to his dad’s place so he can grab another helmet
that he thinks could be useful. Adrian admits that he was a little mad at Smith
for letting him get tortured, or he was until he decided that Smith was just
trying to train him to be tougher. He ‘thanks’ him for it. But Smith senses the
underlying anger Adrian is clearly feeling and tries to confront him about it,
but Adrian keeps being passive aggressive. They pull up to Auggie’s house and
Adrian asks about the upside-down flag. Smith says he’s not sure, it’s a ‘deep
state’ thing, but Adrian says that maybe it’s a racism thing. Smith gets very
defensive about his dad, deflecting the conversation to the fact that Adrian’s
dad left his mom for another man. Adrian seems weirded out by this attack,
saying his dad and his dad’s boyfriend are deeply in love. Smith makes a crack
about Mr. Chase pretending to be gay to get away from Adrian before rushing up
to the house and trying to break in.
He goes in, seeing the TV is still
on but the house is empty. He opens the door to his dad’s lab and grabs a bunch
of the helmets. He looked like he’d only take one but decided better of it. In
his helmet grab, he sees his dad’s White Dragon outfit. He’s joined by Adrian,
who took off his Vigilante gear to be inconspicuous, who asks how the room is
so big. Smith says it’s a quantum space, bigger on the inside kind of thing.
Adrian is impressed by it, but once again points out that Auggie is a racist
and that if Smith is working with him, he might be one by association. Smith
shoves him out. They’re met outside by Auggie’s old neighbor who picks a fight
about if Smith is a supervillain or not. He reveals to Smith that Auggie was
arrested after Smith unleashed a tirade about how Batman’s no kill policy gets
innocent people killed.
Smith calls Murn and demands to
know why they framed his dad. He offers to have Smith come in so they can talk
like adults, but he refuses, saying he’s going to see his dad. After hanging up
on him, Murn goes to watch his team from his office window and glares at Economos.
Smith apologizes to Adrian for not being compassionate about the torture thing,
and that he knows his dad is a racist. Adrian asks if that means he should kill
Auggie too, but Smith is obviously weirded out by that. He says that he and his
dad hate criminals and that’s about the only thing they agree on. He needs to
see him.
At the office, Murn tells Leota to
go see Smith and convince him to not see his dad. She’s confused by this, but Murn
insists that she’s the only one that Peacemaker trusts. She says that he trusts
Harcourt the most, but Murn disagrees, saying that he wants to have sex with
Harcourt, that’s different. Leota heads for the door. Murn stops her to say
that her lack of a resume made him hesitant to take her on, but Amanda Waller
insisted, so he trusted her judgement. He tells Leota to prove Waller right. In
the back office, Judomaster wakes up and tries to get free. He can’t break the
chains but starts moving his hands back and forth.
Leota meets Smith and Adrian at the
front of the jail. She tries to convince him not to go in, explaining about what
happened to get him in there. Smith is pissed at Economos. They have an argument
about the desire to believe that parents are flawed but ultimately good people,
considering her mom I’m sure she’s wrestled with this a lot, and how that might
be true most of the time but isn’t true here. She implies Auggie has done a lot
of messed up stuff to Smith on top of the racism. Smith still has to see him.
Adrian shrugs and says that he’s gotta do what he’s gotta do. Leota immediately
figures out that he’s Vigilante and his attempts at hiding it make him more
guilty.
Auggie is pulled out of a poker game
to see Chris. Chris explains the situation to his dad, who is rightly pissed
off. He goes so far as to say that he should have killed Chris when he was born,
and that he never loved him, not like Chris’s brother. Chris tries to convince
Auggie to just keep quite while they work and that once the mission is over he’ll
turn himself in. Auggie says that he won’t rat him out right away but the first
chance he gets he’ll spill the beans.
Outside, Adrian asks Leota if they’ll
arrest Peacemaker. She says she hopes not, and that she thinks both him and
Adrian are good people. She very clearly sets the idea in Adrian’s mind that
Chris won’t be happy so long as his dad, who is a very bad man with no redeeming
qualities, is around. Adrian excuses himself to do ‘something.’ Smith comes out
and Leota offers to take him home so he can sleep. Smith wants to keep eyes on
Vigilante, but Leota tells him that it’ll be fine. On the drive back, Leota
gets Smith to unburden himself a little by telling him that she doesn’t hate
him.
Adrian goes behind the police station
and awkwardly moves a trash can towards a window while the cop’s watch. He smashes
a window in front of them to get him arrested.
Economos goes to change Judomaster’s
IV and finds him gone. He calls up Leota and tells her Judomaster got loose.
While he’s distracted, Judomaster comes out of a closet and attacks him,
knocking him into a desk and shattering it. Smith and Leota arrive and find Economos
wheezing. Leota gives him a hit from his inhaler and he points Peacemaker to
the hallway window. Smith leaps out into the parking lot and challenges Judomaster
to a rematch. Judomaster leaps onto him from the top of a truck and the two
start to brawl. It’s a match of Judomaster’s superior technique vs. Peacemaker’s
strength. After a few smashes, Judomaster tries to explain to Peacemaker what Butterflies
really are, but Leota shoots him in the chest before he can talk. He’s still
alive, somehow, so they have to get him back inside.
Adrian gets pulled out of his cell
by a guard. He walks through the other prisoners that try to intimidate him,
but he’s unphased. He enters the cafeteria and locks eyes on Auggie.
While that was happening, back at
his place, Smith opens his backpack. He reveals that he’d stolen some of the
goo the Butterflies were eating and that he’d kept Goff’s Butterfly… or the
Butterfly that is Goff. Eagly flies in and knocks the jar from his hand, but it
doesn’t break and the bird can’t get at it.
Back at the office, Economos sets
Judomaster up with another IV drip while Leota freaks out a little. Harcourt joins
her and compliments Leota for not freezing this time. When that clearly doesn’t
help, Harcourt goes on to say that after her first kill, it messed with her so
bad that she didn’t have her period for three months. Leota asks if it gets
easier, and Harcourt tells her no, but that’s probably good. Because if killing
becomes too easy, you end up like Amanda Waller, who uses people like chess pieces.
Leota admits that she manipulated Adrian into killing Auggie… and Harcourt goes
to tell Murn.
Murn chews out his whole team for
continually making stupid decisions without his saying so. Leota says that she
was just trying to make the hard call and keep Auggie from telling the cops
what happened with the frame up. While he’s angry at potentially losing Peacemaker’s
trust again if he hears about this, he’s more upset at the thought of losing
Vigilante when the WHITE DRAGON murders him. Harcourt says it’s more like
losing half a man as Vigilante is a psychopath. Murn says that they’re four
people fighting an invasion, they need a psychopath or two with those odds. Murn
asks if they can get him out of the system before he screws things up worse
than they already are. Economos is able to find him with just a little help
from Leota’s description of him, and Harcourt recognizes him as their busboy
from the first episode.
In the prison, Adrian attempts to
make his move on Auggie. He inserts himself into their poker game with his
classic awkward energy. He tries to set them off by complimenting black people
and then insulting them to their faces. Two of Auggie’s goons try to attack
him, but Adrian takes them out in no time flat. He tries to goad Auggie into
attacking him as well, but he’s too smart to fall for that. He knows that
Adrian is going to get off lightly since he got Auggie’s goons to throw the
first punch. Adrian calls him a bad dad, and as Auggie is dragged away he
demands to talk to detective Song.
Smith meets Harcourt at her bar and
asks her what his file says his dad did to him. She pretends to not know much,
but when he asks again, she says that it says that his father trained him to kill
from a young age, that his brother died when he was young, and that he may have
been involved. He thanks her and goes to leave. She’s shocked that that’s all
he wanted, and he does take a moment to compliment how her boobs look in her
top, but not in a sexist way, before going.
At his house, he puts on some music
and smokes from a bong, blowing the smoke onto the Goff bug. Adrian is released
from prison. Economos looks after Judomaster. Leota ignores a call from her
wife. Murn decompresses by watching a comedy. And Harcourt picks Adrian up from
prison. He tells her that Auggie is still alive, that his name is Adrian, and
admits that he may have made things worse. As Chris dances to his music, he
flashes back to when he was a child, and his father made him kill a man by
stabbing him multiple times with a screwdriver. He remembers killing Flag again
and falls to the floor, Eagly and the bug rolling over to look after him. He
flashes back to a happy moment hanging with his brother before jumping to
another memory of him dying from a seizure.
Leota goes through the belongings of
the Goffs and Ashley, finding that they both had a card for Glan Tai bottling.
Not sure what that is. Leota calls Murn, and tells him that she found
something. He says he’ll be right over, before grabbing a bowel and unfurling a
proboscis to drink from it. Well, damn.
Well, that’s a hell of a twist to
end on. The capabilities and plan of the Butterflies are still up in the air,
so this raises a lot of questions. Was Murn always a Butterfly or has he been
possessed? If possession, was he taken over before the start of the show or has
he been taken over recently? Is this whole operation a pretext to take out
rivals amongst the other Butterflies? Were the comments about his change in
behavior a sign he was taken? The plot has truly thickened. I liked the scene
with Adrian in prison. While the show has gone out of it’s way to show us that
he is a very disturbed, destructive individual, this is probably the first time
we saw how smart he is. Well, in a manner of speaking. Was getting himself
arrested in an attempt to assassinate Auggie so that Peacemaker would be free
of his influence stupid? Yes. But he really played Auggie’s men from the moment
he sat down. The dude is awkward as hell, but he got those guys to make the
first swing despite them being longtime inmate and thus more than likely
knowing how this would look if they threw the first punch. And he was self-aware
enough to know that he definitely made the situation worse by acting rashly.
That’s growth right there. Getting some of Chris’s background was interesting.
It’s one thing to hear about how Auggie messed him up as a child to make him a
hardened killer, it’s quite another to see a pre-teen stabbing a man to death while
his father laughed behind him. I’ll be curious to see how his brother’s death
factors into things. I’ve seen enough stories to know that it’ll be more
complicated than ‘Peacemaker killed his brother,’ but not by much. And it was incredibly
sad to hear Auggie say to Chris’ face that he never loved him. I have a very
loving relationship with my dad, so this whole exchange is foreign to me, but I
can think of few things he could say to me that would be more damaging than
that. I’m not sure Leota was wrong in trying to take him out, just for Chris’
mental health. But ya. Butterflies are everywhere and Chris is rightly pissed.
I wonder where this’ll go. We’ll see next time. Have a good night!
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Last time on Peacemaker,
Chris had to deal with the fallout of his very bad decision to pick up a bargirl.
He called Harcourt and got the Project: Butterfly crew to come bail him out as
the cops’ rush to investigate what happened. Harcourt and Leota arrive in a car
and are forced to wait for Smith to gather his stuff and get to the damn car. Smith
stole a bunch of stuff from the bargirl and tried to escape. As he fled, he
briefly held a couple hostage and flirted with the wife, Amber, much to the
annoyance of her husband, Evan. He ends up leaping out a window down a series
of balconies to the lower building. He’s almost caught by the cops, but
Harcourt comes out and hits them with knockout darts. They flee and report back
to Murn. To help cover Smith’s tracks, Economos hacks the police database and
alters the registration of Smith’s car and his fingerprints to that of his father,
Auggie. Murn chews him out for stupidly picking Auggie of all people. Back at
their office, operatives try to figure out how a Butterfly, Annie Strurphausen,
found Smith. They argue for a bit but don’t come to any conclusions. Smith
heads back to his house and has a sobbing fit to try to process the fact
everyone hates him and he just exacerbates everything. He’s interrupted by Vigilante,
his self-proclaimed BFF. They decided to celebrate his freedom by shooting a
bunch of appliances, their favorite pastime. Meanwhile, Leota bribes the couple
to say that Auggie was the one that kidnapped them. Auggie is arrested and we
learn that he's actually a former supervillain, the White Dragon, and has a lot
of minions in prisons. In the last few minutes of the episode, we see Smith,
Vigilante, and Amber after a three-way. While sharing a blunt with Amber, Smith
plays with a device he stole from Annie’s apartment, and it’s revealed to be a
small spaceship. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?
Ep 3: Better Groff Dead
The episode begins with Peacemaker
meeting with the other Project: Butterfly crew and filling them in about the
tiny spaceship. Smith tells the others that he hates homunculi and/or tiny
beings, including Dollman, a villain who can shrink. Murn asks about the tiny spaceship
and Smith says that it’s at Leota’s desk under his lunch. While Economos goes
to get it, Leota clocks Vigilante very obviously watching them from behind a
dumpster. Harcourt tells him to leave, and he stays to be obstinate. Smith asks
him to go, and he agrees, but not before telling Smith that none of his current
coworkers would ‘work’ as a friend for him. Especially not a best friend. But
he should try to be friendly with Leota, because of all the racism rumors. He
runs off. Economos points out that Vigilante is wanted for multiple counts of
murder, but Murn tells him they’ve got bigger fish to fry and they should focus
on killing a US senator.
We see the crew are driving in an
Ex-static Electrical truck, swerving in and out of traffic and otherwise
driving dangerously to get to their mission on time. Murn informs us of the
mission perimeters, their target is Royland Goff, he’s mostly known for being vocally
against climate change. Smith thinks they’re killing him because Climate Change
is fake, but he’s corrected. Murn tells him that Goff is a Butterfly and that he’ll
need to take him out. There’s a brief digression when Leota accidentally pulls up
an… explicit pic that her wife sent her and her having to explain how the hell
that happened. WhatsApp added it automatically for some reason. Getting back on
task, Murn says that Goff is traveling with his family, they don’t know if the
wife and kids are Butterflies, but if they are Peacemaker will have to kill
them too. Smith is visibly shaken by this. Harcourt brings up his ‘vow’ to have
peace no matter how many people he has to kill to do it. Smith is against
killing kids, his concerns are noted by Murn. We learn that Goff is traveling
with a bodyguard that goes by Judomaster. He’s short but dangerous according to
Murn. They head into the mission.
Smith gets his sniper rifle ready
and is annoyed when he finds out they didn’t engrave the gun with the “dove of
peace” the upside-down bird that he has on his chest and all his other weapons.
He says he’s not sure he can kill someone without it, so Leota gives him a
sharpie. He draws a lopsided bird and looks real disappointed. Economos asks
why they don’t just tell Peacemaker what a Butterfly is, and Murn says it’s
because he doesn’t trust Smith. He tells Economos that Peacemaker had a deep-seated
desire to belong and they need to use that against him. Economos asks about Murn’s
past, and he confirms that he's done bad things in the past and he’s trying to
make up for it now. They set up a camera to help with their spying.
That night, Peacemaker has his
rifle set up and is watching while Harcourt eats some trail mix that she
shares. Leota, Economos, and Murn watch from the truck. They report to their
field team that the family is inbound with Judomaster and an additional
bodyguard. There’s a brief argument over the pronunciation of the Berenstain
Bears before Murn says for them to shut up. Murn orders Smith to take the shot,
but he can’t get Goff in his line of sight as the big bodyguard keeps getting in
the way. He asks Murn if he wants Smith to just drop the normal bodyguard, but
Murn says no. Watching from a window, they see the family acting weird once
they’re out of line of sight. They walk in a creepy single file line to another
part of the house. Smith isn’t happy about any of this, not the situation, not
the lack of a dove of peace, none of it. Murn tells him to be patient. He says
they aren’t killing anyone who doesn’t deserve it, and that he’s not Amanda
Waller.
As the night goes on, Smith ask
Harcourt what got her into spy work. They both confirm their dads set them on
this path. She gives him the bullet points about how she got into spy work
right out of college, got recruited by Waller, and is now out here preparing to
kill people. She asks him to take monitor duty while she takes care of
something. She walks off and Vigilante comes out to chat. He seemed to think
that it was safe to talk to Smith right now, despite being around several spec
ops guys. Murn is annoyed but says that Vigilante has to stay with the field
team as Murn doesn’t want him screwing this up. Leota pulls up a Berenstain
Bears book cover to win the argument about how it’s pronounced, but Economos
tells her that it’s clearly photoshopped. Sometime later Vigilante asks why
they aren’t just killing everyone, and Harcourt tells him they’re not killing
the guards who’re just doing their job. They detect movement and see the family
heading into the dining room. Mrs. Goff pours some honey-colored goo into
bowels for them. Murn confirms they are Butterflies. Which is confirmed a minute
later when they sit down to eat the goo and reveal that they’ve got some kind
of proboscis in their mouths. Murn orders Smith to take the shot but he
freezes. Vigilante ultimately takes over and easily kills the wife and kids as
he’s an amoral sociopath. He hums a little song while he does. He goes to kill
Goff, but they’re attacked by Judomaster. As his name implies, Judomaster is an
excellent hand to hand fighter, he quickly disables all three of the field
team, knocking out Harcourt by shoving her onto a rock and beating the other
two up. Murn takes Leota to back them up. He orders Economos to do everything
in his power to stop anyone from leaving and reporting this. He asks what he’s
supposed to do, and Murn shouts at him to do whatever he has to. If the
Butterflies catch wind of what’s happened, they’re screwed.
Leota finds Harcourt being held at
gunpoint by one of the bodyguards. She wants to let him live as he doesn’t seem
to know anything, but Harcourt says that doesn’t matter because they’ve seen them.
She ends up grabbing the gun and killing the guard. Leota apologies, saying she’s
never killed anyone before. Harcourt says her streak is ongoing and for her to
check to make sure he’s human. They regroup, confirm Peacemaker is still alive
and head inside.
Smith currently is tied to a chair
and having an intimidation fight with Judomaster, who is calmly eating Cheetos.
Smith asks for some and Judomaster uses them as projectiles to smack him in the
face a few times. Goff joins them and he has Judomaster prepare Vigilante for
interrogation. They tie his hands and hook him up to some jumper cables. Goff
tells Judomaster to head out and warn the others. Upstairs, the squad discover
that Peacemaker is in a basement of some kind. They search around for an
entrance, Leota finding a wall made of some kind of green glass behind a
painting.
Goff unmasks Vigilante, who is in
fact Adrian Chase. Goff starts electrocuting Adrian to try to get Peacemaker to
talk, but Smith isn’t effected by his only friend’s screams of agony. Upstairs
Murn pulls out some kind of device from his wallet, telling Leota to peel the
back and put it on the door, saying it’s an adhesive explosive. Outside,
Economos sees Judomaster preparing to escape. In the basement, Smith finally
realizes who Vigilante is. He compliments Vigilante on improving his physique,
and tells him not to worry as Smith won’t say a word. Goff decides to move on
from pure pain to threatening to cut off one of Adrian’s toes. Smith refuses to
talk, and Goff starts taking off the toe.
Upstairs, they try to use the remote
explosive, but it doesn’t seem to work. Goff has a hell of a time taking off
Adrian’s toe and wonders why it’s not coming off. Adrian, screaming in pain,
says it’s because the knife is dull and asks why he doesn’t maintain his
torture equipment. Murn goes to examine the explosive, and right on that
obvious cue it goes off in his face. It also knocks Smith forward, as the glass
wall was directly behind him.
Judomaster tries to drive off, but
Economos hits him with the repair truck. Smith frees himself from the chair and
he and Goff fight for a minute. He gets Goff’s shotgun and tells him “Peace
out, Mother F-er” and blows his face off. Economos checks on the car and sees
Judomaster has pulled himself from the wreck and is trying to crawl away. He
hits him several times with a crowbar until he finally stops moving. He hits
the guy like he’s trying to crush a spider, it’s pretty funny. The wall itself was
broken but mostly intact, Leota and Harcourt having to clear the rubble to get inside.
Smith helps Adrian get free, even giving him back his mask to hide his face
from the others. As they work, they see a large alien insect escape from the
wreckage of Goff’s head. It flies up and Peacemaker finally gets the name “Project:
Butterfly.” We cut back to the van where one of the computers finishes an
analysis and shows potential Butterfly locations. There are Thousands, worldwide.
Well damn.
This was a fun stakeout episode. As
such, there was a lot of waiting and preparing without much action until the
end. I liked Smith and Harcourt having some time to chat, her dislike of the man
is completely justified but it’s nice to see where their lives overlap ever so slightly.
I like the fact that they’re sticking to this idea that Smith is having trouble
being as amoral as he used to be. Part of me wondered if this would just be a
lot of him saying that killing people is hard for him now without a lot
of him doing, but his inability to take the shot does suggest he’s
legit. And it was kind of chilling as hell to see how easily Vigilante does it.
Like, the show has gone out of its way to say he’s a violent killer too, but
the whole ‘humming a tune while he blows heads off’ bit was disturbing. Honestly,
it seems like Project: Butterfly should have him on staff. The reveal that
Butterflies are some kind of alien bugs was well done. The proboscis drinking
was a big clue, but the actual alien bug climbing out of the… meatsuit I guess was
even better. And I’m with Smith at this point that ARGUS is terrible at naming
operations. Nhut Le was good as Judomaster, he put his whole voice into those
Kias. He was the just right amount of obnoxious while holding Peacemaker
captive. I hope he’s not a one and done because that character seems like he’s
a lot of fun. So… ya, there are a lot of Butterflies out there and it’s looking
like Peacemaker is going to have to work overtime to take them out. Fun times.
Have a good night, everyone.
Peacemaker has to escape the apartment complex. It goes about as well as you'd think.
Last time on Peacemaker,
Chris Smith struck out on his own. After surviving being shot in the neck by
Bloodsport and crushed under a building at the end of The Suicide Squad,
Smith spent about six months in intensive care. He after getting a clean bill
of health from his doctor and deciding he doesn’t want to go back to prison, he
attempted to flee. He’s tracked down almost immediately by Project Butterfly, a
subdivision of ARGUS. The group’s leader, Mr. Murn, is said to work directly
under Amanda Waller. Murn gives Smith the choice to work for him hunting down
‘Butterflies’ individuals that he will not elaborate on but insist need to die,
or jail time. Smith chooses going back to shooting people. He takes a quick
stop to pick up some gear and his pet eagle Eagly from his POS father Auggie before
having Dinner with the Butterfly squad and getting his first assignment. After
that meeting, he spies Harcourt, the attractive woman that is supposed to be
his handler and follows her into a bar. He tries to very awkwardly suggest they
hook up, which disgusts Harcourt even more than Smith had already and she
storms off. Smith picks up a bar chick after that and… celebrates his freedom.
Things take a turn for the worst, though, when Bar chick is shown to have super
strength and a desire to kill Peacemaker. Smith fights her off while in his
undies, ultimately electing to leap out a window to escape her. He gets one of
the helmets he got from his dad on and uses it’s sonic boom feature which turns
the bar chick into ground hamburger and destroys all the cars around him. At
the same time we meet Leota Adebayo, the other new recruit to Project:
Butterfly. She insists she’s no one special and is just doing this job to help
her and her wife get back on their feet. But it’s revealed by the episode’s end
she is in fact Amanda Waller’s mole in this group… and her daughter. Enough
recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?
Ep 2: Best Friends for Never
We cut to Harcourt asleep at home
when she gets a call from someone in her contacts that is listed as Dumbshit.
She answers and ya, it’s Peacemaker. Smith demands to know what Project Butterfly
is, and quickly and crudely explained what happened with the bar chick. He
tells Harcourt he’s running up to get his stuff from the apartment. Harcourt
quickly dresses and says she’ll meet him there, following the tracking chip in
his skull. Harcourt rushes over to Leota’s hotel room and tells her that she’s
driving.
Peacemaker makes it to the
apartment and starts grabbing stuff as the record player starts up on its own.
He quickly gets dressed, despite the suit being really hard to get on in a
hurry, cursing his dad’s design as he does.
Harcourt calls up Murn, who meets
with Economos at their headquarters. He reminds her how important their
operation is and she insists she has it handled. As Leota drives, Harcourt
scolds her for having ‘someone’ in her room and how dangerous that is. She also
assembles a gun of some kind as she does. At their office, Murn asks Economos
if he can change Smith’s car’s registration on the fly and Economos confirms he
can.
Cops have arrived at the scene and
are baffled by the intact opossum at the center of the explosion. One of them,
the Asian woman, says that she knows this has to be some kind of ‘cape shit’
and that this is another headache for her on top of some psycho named
Vigilante.
In the Apartment, Smith quickly
gathers his dossier… no I don’t know why he brought that into the apartment of
what was obviously a hookup. And a… souvenir of the encounter.
The cops find what’s left of the
bar girl’s face as Leota and Harcourt pull up. They wait for Peacemaker to meet
them, Harcourt scoffing at the idea that Smith hooked up with a Butterfly.
Leota points out that after four years in prison, she can believe there’s not
much he wouldn’t want to screw at that point. They’re distracted by a slight
argument about whether its weird that Leota dresses up one of her dogs, before
Harcourt angrily asks where the hell Peacemaker is.
In the apartment, Smith basically
steals all of the bar chick’s records and other cool shit he can find. The dude
is a villain, I suppose. He sees some device that looks like a space themed
Alexa that pings when he goes by it and grabs that too. Harcourt calls him and
wants to know what is taking so long. He doesn’t admit to stealing stuff,
saying he’s grabbing important stuff. Harcourt tells him he can’t go out the
front as there are too many cops outside now. He asks her to try to find Eagly,
telling her to crinkle a bag to trick him into thinking she has chips. He looks
out the broken window and is immediately spotted by the dozen or so cops out
there. The cops are told there are only two ways in and out of the building, so
they cover both and head in. Harcourt tells him he’ll need to make it to a
balcony on the second floor and jump. Smith grabs the knife and runs.
Peacemaker tries to flee but he
comes out as the cops come up the stairs and elevator. So, he runs higher, one
of the set of cops follows him while the other check out the apartment. Smith
knocks on a random door and forces his way inside when the guy answers, though
only after he makes up an incredibly stupid fake name. He gets in and locks the
door, holding the man and his wife hostage with the knife. The cops knock on
their door, but Peacemaker has the couple, Evan and Amber, stay quiet until
they leave. Smith checks the balcony situation and seems to decide it’s too far
to jump. He goes back in and tells them that he’ll need some twine or rope to
tie them up. Amber gets some twine, and she and Smith have a moment bonding
over the album Cinderella. The couple start fighting because Smith and Amber
start flirting, the cops hear and prepare to bust the door in. Smith leaps one
apartment balcony down as they break the door in. A kid watching cartoons sees
him and waves. He does another leap, and lands badly on the railing of the next
balcony. More cops arrive and start covering the whole building. Smith makes
one final leap to the lower building, hits the roof hard and clearly screw up
his shoulder.
Harcourt, feed up with this, heads
in to save him. Leota wants to help but she’s told to stay behind and keep the
engine running. The cops corner Smith on the lower roof, but Harcourt hits them
with her gun, letting him escape. Smith and Eagly get into the car but not
before it’s shot several times. Harcourt says Eagly better not shit back there,
and Smith shrugs and says you can’t house train an eagle. They all have a
celebratory cathartic shout as they drive up.
At the office, Economos tells Murn
that he was able to change the registration of Smith’s car and the fingerprint
information that they got to someone else. That someone else is revealed to be
Auggie Smith. Two of the detectives, Sophia Song (Annie Chang) and Larry
Fitzgibbon (Lochlyn Munro) go to his house to ask a few questions. Auggie is
racist and they ask him where he was the night before. He says he was at home
and tries to slam the door in their faces. Fitz stops him and asks if he’s ‘playing
dress-up’ again. Auggie tells him to screw off. They ask about the Comet found
at the scene, and Auggie immediately rats out that car belongs to Chris. He
tells them to get off his property, calls Song ‘Chopsticks’ and slams the door.
Song calls him a ‘fork,’ and she and Fitz debate whether calling him a spoon
would have been more demeaning. They switch their focus to the news Peacemaker
is out of prison.
Murn starts yelling at Economos for
doing the incredibly stupid thing of picking Chris’s dad to frame. Economos
insists that he had to work fast and he did do something borderline
supernatural to do it. Murn calls him an idiot just before the others come in. Leota
is super jazzed from the adrenaline rush of being shot at. Economos starts
stitching Smith’s wounds. He asks about the Butterflies again, but Economos is
mum on the subject. Smith makes fun of his beard, again, and Economos gets
incredibly mad, listing off the other super criminals he’d rather spend time
with than him. The list includes Harley Quinn, Weasel and Bat-Mite. When
Peacemaker asks who that last guy is, Economos explains that he’s a two-foot-tall
imp that stans Batman, and they both shake their heads at the absurdity of
their universe. Murn and the other two watch, and Murn asks how this bar chick
could have found Peacemaker when he kept this as on the DL as he could. We learn that the woman’s name was Annie
Sturphausen. They try to figure out how; Harcourt suggests that it was Waller.
She pitches the idea that Waller tipped off the Butterflies to set them at this
team to get cover for the operatives she actually trusts. Leota says it isn’t
and Murn agrees, but after the Corta Maltese situation Harcourt’s trust in
Waller is low. Harcourt lists off the impossibilities, she knows she’s not the
mole, she knows Peacemaker isn’t because he was the one almost killed, and that
Murn wouldn’t be it as he’s the one that tipped ARGUS off to the Butterflies in
the first place. She suggests maybe it’s Leota. Leota denies this but is still
vague about her past when Harcourt starts grilling her, which, ya know, looks
suspicious. Smith suggests it’s Economos. Harcourt says he’s too much of a wimp
to do that. Smith pitches the idea that maybe he didn’t do it intentionally,
but while talking big at a strip club or something. Bold to keep mocking the
dude who is stitching you up. Leota suggests that maybe Annie picked him up
specifically to bang him. Harcourt then asks why she’d try to kill him
after. Smith has a flashback to finding Annie looking at the Dossier when he’d
been in the bathroom and that’s when the energy between them changed.
Murn yells at Smith for bringing
highly classified dossiers into the apartment of some rando hookup. Smith says
that he thought it was safer with him than in the car and asks if he should
have dropped it off at home first. Murn shouts “YES!” at him and that the fate
of the country is on this mission. As Murn takes a call, Smith has a very minor
panic at the thought that he might get some sort of Butterfly VD from his hook
up that no one really pays attention to. Murn comes back and asks why he didn’t
say there were more witnesses. Smith admits to kidnapping a couple for a few
minutes. Murn tells Leota to handle it. She asks if he means ‘take them out’
take them out or bribe them, and he confirms bribe them and for her to go, now.
As Murn and Harcourt go to handle something, Smith asks if he’s a Dick Vampire.
Economos tells him no, he’s just a dick.
Peacemaker goes back home and looks
through his stolen records. He puts one on the Firehouse and has a cathartic
cry. He goes so far as to punch his bad shoulder and yells at himself that
everyone hates him. He even admits that
Economos could be his friend but he pushes him away like everyone else. He
repeats Flag Jr.’s last words, “Peacemaker, what a F-ing joke.” His sob session
is interrupted by Vigilante standing at his window asking him what’s up. They
have an argument about whether Vigilante is pleasing himself to Peacemaker
crying. Smith plays off his crying as face strengthening exercises. And Vigilante
asks if Smith could show him those exercises.
Leota meets with Amber and Evan,
who are still fighting. She tries to subtlety offer to bribe them, but when
they don’t get it, she just flat out says, “Yes I am trying to bribe you.”
Vigilante and Smith hang out.
Vigilante does some tidying up as they banter about secret identities. Vigilante
asks how he got out of prison, and Smith admits he’s working as a contract
killer. He admits that he’s been feeling weird since Corto Maltese and lately
he’s been feeling like a psychopath. Vigilante says gives him a pep talk,
saying that they’re born killers but what separates them from other killers is
that they only kill bad guys. Unless there is a mistake. Vigilante suggests
they celebrate his freedom. Smith says no, he has to study the dossier, but
then Vigilante says that he’s been buying appliances since Smith got arrested. They
head out into the woods and have a montage of the two of them destroying
appliances with various weapons. They shoot them, throw dynamite and grenades
at them, and just in general have a good time.
Amber and Evan tell the cops that
Auggie did it and they head out to arrest him. On the one hand, frame jobs
aren’t great… on the other Auggie probably does deserve to be in prison for
something.
At her hotel room, Leota floats the
idea to Keeya that maybe her and the dogs should get out of town while she’s
working on this job. Keeya doesn’t take it particularly well.
We cut to Smith, Amber, and
Vigilante post coitus. Guess Amber was *extremely* mad at her husband. Smith
and Amber share some weed, with a grumpy Vigilante (who is still wearing the
mask) saying that he doesn’t do that stuff and would have killed them if he’d
caught them smoking pot three years ago. Smith grabs the Alexa, touches some
buttons on it and it unfolds into a spaceship.
Auggie is brought into lock up. He
goes over to a young prisoner and tells him to move out of the spot he’s
sitting as that’s where Auggie likes to sit. The kid asks what happens if he
doesn’t move, and Auggie tells him he can sit there and find out. A half dozen
other prisoners are paying a weird amount of attention to the exchange and the
kid moves. Auggie sits down and the other prisoners gather around him. Song,
who’d been watching from the control room, says to the guard that she thought
all capes got sent to Belle Reve or Arkham. The guard says that they’re
overcrowded, so he’ll be here until his trial. The other prisoners bow down and
give him the Nazi salute, saying “Hail the White Dragon.”
That was a fun episode. The
extended chase scene through the apartment complex was neat, watching Smith
have to think (badly) on his feet to escape the place while it’s swarming with
cops was well done. I do find it interesting that Smith insists that he is a
hero despite doing the very unheroic thing of stealing from a dead person. Like,
I can kind of understand how he twists being a killer for hire as a ‘good’
thing, but theft is just about always frowned upon. All I’m saying. Though I
suppose his kleptomania did get him the tiny spaceship, which is probably
important. I think I’m on Murn’s side that fingering Auggie Smith for the
crimes of Chris Smith was a dumb move, but the man clearly doesn’t thrive under
pressure, so it is on Murn for not giving him orders on who to frame. The scene
where Chris is alone and starts sobbing because everyone hates him and he knows
it’s because of his attitude is… just so damn sad. He puts on a brave face and
a smug attitude so well that it’s genuinely surprising when he lets go of the
toxic masculinity for a bit and lets himself cry. It’s a bit weird to do it to
a stolen record, but hey, a fella’s gotta feel. I enjoyed his interaction with
Vigilante. While Chris isn’t any nicer to him than anyone, it seems like
Vigilante is his emotional support guy. Dude cleans his house, listens to him
vent a little, and then takes him out to shoot stuff as part of a pick-me-up.
And like, he’s got to be a reasonably good friend if you’re going to have a
three-way with him, just saying. So ya, the plot thickens just a bit. We’ll see
what the tiny aliens have to do with things next time, me thinks. Have a good
night.
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Chris Smith is back.... and is still an asshole.
Alright, let’s cover Peacemaker
season 1. Peacemaker stars John Cena returning as Christopher Smith aka
Peacemaker, a DC anti-hero and villain that often serves as a member of groups
like the Suicide Squad. He’s extremely patriotic, and an efficient killer. He
served alongside Bloodsport, Harley Quinn, Polka-Dot Man, Ratcatcher 2, and
Rick Flag Jr. as part of the B-Team squad that actually survives. Weasel was
brought with them too, but he seemingly drowned on the way there. He was fine
though. Smith had a secret secondary mission from the others, his job was to
destroy any evidence that the US government had worked with the Corto Maltese
Government in their experiments on Starro, a giant psychic alien starfish. He
faced off against Rick Flag Jr, who believed all this info needed to get out.
Smith kills Flag, but the other Squad members release the data, making his
mission a failure. Oh, and Bloodsport shot him in the neck in retaliation for
killing Flag. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?
We open with Smith getting a
medical checkup. His doctor says she’s shocked he survived a neck wound and a
building falling on him only to need a replacement clavicle. Smith asks if they
can’t increase the contrast on the X-ray to show off his muscles a bit more. He
feels like the way they have it makes him look like he’s all bulk when he works
really hard on his small muscle groups too. The doctor says that this isn’t for
his tinder profile and tells him that so long as he keeps up with physical
therapy and tries not to lift his right elbow above his shoulder he should be
fine. She discharges him, and he seems very confused by that. Smith calls over
Jamil, the janitor that he’s apparently smoked weed with a few times. He asks
if Jamil is trustworthy, which Jamil says he definitely isn’t. They banter back
and forth for a bit before Smith decides to just tell him that he’s supposed to
be in jail, for Superhero shit. Jamil doesn’t believe him, hasn’t heard of
“Peacemaker,” and says that Smith is too bulky to be a superhero. They have
like gymnast bodies. Jamil says he’s a fan of Aquaman and in his smug anger
Smith starts an obviously fake rumor that Aquaman has sex with fish. When Smith
mentions that he made a vow to have peace, regardless of how many people he has
to kill to get it, Jamil remembers him, calling him the racist superhero. Smith
denies this, saying he’s killed an awful lot of white people too, but Jamil
says that the ratio is suspicious. Smith promises to trust white people less
and get that number closer to even, and then asks Jamil if he’s noticed any law
enforcement types waiting around to nab him as he’s supposed to go back to
prison. Jamil says no. He asks if he can just… go, and Jamil shrugs and says
why not.
Smith gets his Peacemaker gear out
and dons it before walking off. As he walks out, one of the nurses calls him a
total douchebag. Another nurse pulls out her phone and texts someone named ‘Mr.
Murn’ in her contacts to say that he’s on the move. Peacemaker gets into a cab
and tells the guy to drive, ultimately celebrating that he’s seemingly gotten
away Scott free.
Chapter 1: A Whole New Whirled
After the opening credits we cut to
Keeya (Elizabeht Ludlow) and Leota (Danielle Brooks) Adebayo as they get set up
in their new apartment. They make some jokes about being into some spy stuff,
to defuse the tension that Keeya is feeling about Leota’s new job. Leota
promises that she’s just filing paperwork and office stuff. She’s just doing
this job long enough for them to stock up some cash in their accounts and then
moving on. Her promise of no risk might be a lie as Mr. Murn texts her to get
moving and she runs off.
Smith gets dropped off at his
trailer and tries to barter with the driver to give him some Corto Maltese cash
for the ride. He says that it might be worth only fifty sense, but it could be
worth a million bucks. The driver isn’t into it and instead takes Smith’s
helmet as payment. Gotta justify why Cena doesn’t wear it somehow, I guess. Ha.
Smith looks for his hidden key but can’t find it, so breaks into the back
window. The house is in disarray, clearly neglected and full of garbage. Smith
finds his phone and sees he’s got dozens of missed calls. He curse his dad, for
some reason, and starts going through it. Most of the messages seem to be from
a Vigilante (Freddie Storma), his self-proclaimed BFF that just wants to
hangout. Smith seems mostly annoyed that Vigilante kept asking him to obviously
commit crimes on his phone, no code or anything. Smith suddenly finds himself
at gun point. Leota, along with John Economos (Steve Agee) and Emilia Harcourt
(Jennifer Holland) get him in a triangle pattern for Mr. Murn (Chukwudi Iwuji)
to speak with him.
They move to the living room. Murn
points out that he only served 4 of a 30 year sentence, so did he really think
he’d just get to leave? Smith says that he did what he was told, he killed Flag
for them, but Harcourt points out that that wasn’t on his mission objectives.
Smith says he was told to do whatever is necessary, and she points out how
often killing proves necessary for him. Murn says that if Smith plays nice and
works for him, he’ll stay out of jail. Murn works directly under Amanda Waller,
so he seems legit. He tells Smith that Harcourt will be his direct handler,
Economos will handle tactics and logistics, and Leota is the new gal so she’s
basically a gopher. Leota has an awkward speech to the others about how excited
she is to be working with them before just trailing off. Smith asks what the
job is and Murn tells him that he needs help with Project Butterfly. Smith
thinks for a moment that he’s going to be fighting Mothra, as ARGUS is not that
creative with names, but Murn tells him that he’ll be working as a contract
killer, taking out dangerous individuals, they’ve dubbed Butterflies for them.
Murn says that they’ll meet him for dinner at 7:30. Smith says that he’ll be
there, just after he picks up Eagly from his dad’s.
Smith takes another cab to his
dad’s. His father is flying an American flag upside down… which not gonna lie
feels troubling. He knocks and awkwardly waits for him. He has an argument with
one of his dad’s neighbors about whether he’s a ‘real’ superhero or not. His
dad, Auggie Smith (Robert Patrick) opens the door and invites him in. Auggie
hears his son’s story about being shot in Corto Maltese and calls him pathetic.
They have a fight about how Auggie didn’t cancel his phone service while in
prison, so he owes a lot of money. They start to yell but Smith backs off. He
asks about Eagly. Auggie shows him to Eagly, who was locked up in his garage.
Eagly hugs him with his wings as Auggie walks off in disgust.
The Project Butterfly team set up
shop in a crappy building, Leota forced to take a desk under a dripping pipe as
Harcourt called the only desk with light. Harcourt asks what Leota did to piss
off Amanda Waller to get this gig, telling the newer agent about how she and
Economos are getting punished for the whole ‘helping Suicide Squad disobey her
at Corto Maltese,’ thing. She doesn’t exactly answer, and they’re distracted by
the thumping in the pipes.
Christopher and Auggie have lunch
while he try to excitedly tell about his team. They have a weirdly intense
laugh about Bloodsport and his rat phobia that he developed from being tortured
by his dad. Auggie laughs so hard that he needs water. Once his coughing
subsides he asks if that… expletive was the one that shot him. That kills the
mood and Auggie calls him a Nancy boy. Christopher asks if he can get a new
helmet.
Auggie takes him to a secret lab in
the house with a bunch of other helmets. They’ve got a bunch of features to
them, one has X-Ray, one has a personal shield and so on. He says that these
are all from before, that he hasn’t thought about his son once since
Christopher was in jail. Christopher asks which one he should take, and Auggie
says he’s not sure he should give him ANY, but if he’s going to go around
taking care of some minorities, he might be able to part with the helmets.
Christopher sheepishly says that he doesn’t target non-white people
specifically, only criminals but Auggie clearly doesn’t buy it.
At the restaurant, the Butterfly
crew eat dinner while waiting for Smith. Harcourt is the first to notice and
she and Economos are shocked to see Smith arrive in full Peacemaker gear. Murn
insists that Waller isn’t screwing them buy giving them Peacemaker… right up
until Harcourt sees Eagly in the backseat. Then he agrees she’s screwing them.
Smith joins them, and it’s super awkward. One of the bus boys seems to be
staring at Smith, and he thinks that’s his friend Gut Chase’s younger brother,
claims he has mental issues. Murn gives him a dossier about his first target,
and Smith is shocked to see his target is a US senator. Adrian goes outside and
does a celebratory dance that Peacemaker is back before having an awkward
conversation with a coworker.
Smith goes to his car and Leota
asks to see Eagly. He lets her see it and she nips his fingers. They bond a
little and Leota asks what he’s heard about Murn. He says that he’s heard that
Murn is a mercenary that has killed a lot of people, not always the right
people. They part on reasonably good terms and Smith takes a drive with Eagly.
He sees Harcourt go into a bar and does an illegal U-turn to follow her.
Harcourt goes for a beer and gets
hit on immediately. She tells the guy to screw off just before Smith walks in.
He’s extremely awkward around Harcourt while trying to be friendly. A friend of
the dude she told to screw off comes to try to fight her, but Harcourt takes
him down in like two seconds. Smith is obviously smitten. She reveals that she
saw him make the U-turn and follow her. She tells him that she’s only interest
his ability to kill people and to screw off. Smith tries to convince her to
have like a no-strings-attached night to help him ‘relieve some stress.’ She
tells him to screw off and walks off. Smith clocks a bar girl looking at him,
and he… takes her back to her place.
We cut to Leota who is having a
video chat with Waller. We learn that Leota has some secret directive that she
wants to clue the others in on, but Waller tells her no, they need to play
things close to the vest. She asks if Leota has Smith’s diary that a forger
made up. She does and Waller tells her to hide it in his trailer somewhere
where Smith won’t find it. Waller asks about Peacemaker. Leota says that he’s
sexist and racist, but there’s something… sad about him. Waller tells her to
not get emotional. Leota says that it won’t be a problem. She’ll finish this
job, she and Keeya will get back on their feet and she’ll look for a job she
likes. Waller tells her that she’d be ignoring her god given talent, but Leota
disagrees. They say goodnight, revealing that Waller is in fact Leota’s mother.
Damn. Keeya asks if Waller was trying to pull her in, and Leota says ‘Always.’
Back at the bargirl’s place Smith
looks through her records while she brushes her teeth. He tries to bond with
her over music but she’s clearly not listening. He puts on the record for
Quireboys, who he says are his favorite. He does a little dance in his
tightie-whities, he thanks her for the hookup and is super awkward still. She
walks past him and grabs a knife as he’s distracted singing. She cuts up his
back and face pretty good and slices him all over. She nearly stabs him in the
head, but he dodges and punches her in the face. She shows off some superhuman
strength kicking and slashing at him with her nails. She gets her hands around
his head and starts to crush it, but he blinds her with perfume. She throws him
through a wall. Realizing he’s screwed, Peacemaker leaps out a window and lands
hard on his shoulder. Bargirl leaps out after him, Smith running off before she
can catch him. She stalks the parking lot for him when she sees Eagly take off.
Smith gets his helmet on and tells it to activate Sonic Boom. The burst of
force totals the cars in the parking lot and turns the bargirl into goo. Eagly
drops a dead opossum at his feet to make him feel better. They sit together
amongst the wreckage as the cop’s race their way. Well, that’s a hell of a
start.
I’ll admit, after seeing Cena as
Peacemaker in The Suicide Squad I was a bit surprised to see how they
played him in Peacemaker. While he’s still full of bravado and general
dick energy he had in the movie, the man is undeniable incredibly lonely and
seems to just want people to like him. He seemed hurt that Jamil wasn’t a
‘real’ friend after they smoked weed together, his daddy issues could be seen
from space, and the way he seemed to immediately try to get on Leota’s good
side makes me think he honestly does just want a friend. A friend that is not
the younger Chase. Yes, I did immediately clock that they’re the same kind of
awkward so it’s ironic that Smith doesn’t see that this kid is also desperately
lonely and wants a friend like him. I’ll be curious to see how his relationship
evolves with the other members of this team, as in my experience guys like
Chris Smith have a tendency to make situations much, much worse before they
start to get better. Leota is a good character. Since I’d seen Creature
Commandos already, I knew that Waller did have a daughter, so the
heretofore unknown Black woman joining a covert ops team did just sort of
scream ‘little Waller.’ I’ll be curious to hear more about her, as it sounds
like she’s a talented spy of some kind in her own right but is rejecting the
lifestyle for some reason. Considering who her mama is, I kind of get it. Can’t
imagine growing up with Amanda “I kill people to make my point” Waller gives
one a… positive view on espionage work. The fight in his underwear was a bit…
out of nowhere. Sure, Chris Smith is a super soldier, big and powerful like a
whole host of impowered soldier types… and yet seeing him in those extremely
small little undies does convey a weakness that I’m just not used to seeing in
John Cena. Whoever or whatever the bargirl is has me curious. She clearly had
powers of some kind, I assume she’ll end up being a Butterfly, whatever that
is. An alien, or cyborg or mutant, I’m sure they’ll explain things a little
more next episode. I’m looking forward to seeing where this goes. Have a good
night.
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The plot comes together. Also the sad story of Nina.
Last time on Creature Commandos,
we learned the story of Alex Sartorious aka Dr. Phosphorous. Alex made a deal
with Gotham crime boss Rupert Thorne. Thorne agreed to fund Alex’s research in
treating cancer through radiation, in exchange Thorne would get to sell the
info to who he wanted. The group in question being Bialya, a country currently
under a fascist regime. Alex tried to feed them false info, but he got caught.
Alex’s wife and son are murdered, Alex being framed for the crime. They then
try to kill him with his machine, turning him into the radioactive man. He killed
Thorne, stole his territory, lived as a crime boss for a while before being
caught by Batman. Phosphorous briefly considers killing a little girl that
found him hiding in her house, but she reminded him too much of his son for him
to hurt. Weasel hung out with some wolves. Nina and the Bride hid out in a
brothel, ultimately saving one of its girls from a pair of violent meta johns.
The group reconvene and prepare to kill a princess.
We open on a woman giving birth.
The baby seems to be born relatively fine, until the doctor gets a look at her
and is visibly horrified, as is the baby’s father. We’re not shown the baby’s
condition right away, but we’re told she’s got a series of unusual health
issues including that her lungs seemed to have developed outside of her body.
The doctor says they’re not sure how long they can even keep her alive, but
thinks that the baby’s father, Dr. Edward Mazursky, might be able to think of
something. He dubs the baby Nina, much to his wife’s shock. I think it’s the
confidence in his voice that surprised her more than anything.
In the present, Eric has forced a
man to drive him to the Pokolistan capital and listen to him talk very
possessively about the Bride. The dude really needs a hobby. He ends his long
speech by assuring his kidnapped driver, Ivan, that stopping the Bride from
killing Princess Ilana will put an end to the “Screwball comedy” portion of
their love story and shift it to an… adult film. The tender, soft, focused
kind. The kind made for chicks. Ivan just nods as he very much wants to get out
of this alive.
At the palace, the knights are on
high alert for the commandos. So imagine the guards shock when Weasel and the
Bride rush him and she crushes his throat. Eric pulls up, sees her massacring a
guard, and shakes his head as he laughs at her being ‘up to her old tricks.’ In
the guard house, the Bride starts looking through security cameras while
everyone else waits. Nina asks the big question, what if Waller is wrong.
Phosphorous is nonchalant about it, lighting the dead guards cigar and saying
that killing a few people out of several billion hardly matters, and takes
Weasel’s grunt as agreement. Phosphorous tries to help The Bride by looking
through security camera feeds from a few days ago and sees something in the
feed that I can’t make out. Nina remarks that it seems like they aren’t the
only monstrous visitors here. They’re interrupted by Eric pulling himself into
the guard tower and trying to tell the Bride what’s going on. The Bride sees
her centuries old stalker and immediately shoots him three times… unfortunately
warning the guards to their presence. They leap out of the tower to get away,
the Bride landing next to an injured Eric. He tries to give her Flag’s message
again, but she shoots him and tells the stalking POS to go to hell.
We flashback to Nina’s infancy
where her father seems to have rigged up a portable iron lung to keep her
breathing. Edward and Nina are clearly happy but Lily looks troubled, she walks
off sobbing as Lily falls on her back and Edward has to pick her up to right
her. Edward follows her and they have an argument on whether this is right or
not. Lily points out that he’ll forever need to be rebuilding the iron lung to
keep her breathing, and that she’ll be struggling every moment of her life.
Edward tries to convince her that everything is fine, but Lily can’t take this
anymore. She says she love him, but trying to make this work is torturing all
of them. She leaves, saying that she’ll be at her mother’s for a while.
In the present, the Commandos find
an entry point. Phosphorous kills the lone guard and then melts a hole, though
he mutters that this could take a while.
Flashing back again, we see that
Lily wasn’t exactly wrong about how difficult Nina’s life would be, as we’re
shown the 5ish year old struggling to even walk while carrying the heavy
breathing device. Edward promises her that he’s figured out a treatment to help
her so she won’t have to wear it anymore. His machine injects her several
times, Edward sying that the treatment is altering her DNA to help her breath
despite the fluid in her lungs. Edward, like so many unfortunate mad scientists
before him, learns to late that messing with DNA is never as easy as one might
think. The injections that Nina is given within moments cause her to have a
seizure as her DNA is rewritten, transforming her from the bald, flat nosed but
otherwise human child we’ve been seeing up until now into her fishy form. She
struggles to breathe, but Edward isn’t stupid. He grabs his baby, puts her in
the sink and submerges her in water. After her new gills are under, she
breathes fine and asks for her daddy.
In the present, new captain Sergei
tries to keep the princess protected, even while Ilana nonchalantly walks to
the pool for her morning swim. He tries to talk her into not going but she
insists she’s fine with all the guards around her. She walks to the top of a
diving area and we see the Commandos finally cutting through the brick. They
prepare to go after Ilana, but Weasel starts freaking out. Nina grabs him and
forces him to the ground. The Bride asks what’s up and she thinks Weasel is
excited to see Ilana, reminding them all that she did play fetch with Weasel
for hours when they first came. Phosphorous suggests maybe putting Weasel down,
but the other two shoot him down immediately. Nina does her best to calm
Weasel.
Another flashback and we see Edward
trying to get Nina into a prep school. He lists off his daughter’s
accomplishments, speaks four languages, has a lot of interest in the sciences,
and is all around a good girl. He says that he’s homeschooled her this whole
time but thinks that Nina needs to socialize as she’s really only ever known
him. Principle Gale agrees to take him and asks Nina if she has any questions.
Nina asks how to play Lacrosse. She looks like she has a good time playing for
about a minute before the other girls are just massive bitches to her. We see
she’s relentlessly bullied by other students as well. They call her a frog and
demand she ribbit for them… which I don’t get. She’s clearly a fish! She’s
fully aquatic and has gills! Why call her a frog? I know it’s asking a lot to
have bullies think, but this is a prep school.
We cut to Flag’s hospital room, and
he finally wakes up from his coma. He immediately tells Waller that she was
wrong about Ilana. He only is able to get out that MacPherson wasn’t Mac before
he passes out again, and Waller calls John to check things out.
At the palace, the Commandos are
trying to keep Weasel calm while trying to get to Ilana without the guards
noticing. The Bride eyes all the water around them and smirks. Nina asks her
“What?” It took them seven episodes but the fish person is finally going to use
her fish powers it seems.
Back to the flashback, high school
Nina makes eyes at a boy she likes. He seems to smile at her and wave, but then
she opens up her locker to find a frog sitting there and everyone laughs at
her. We see her crying in her room for a minute before Edward comes home. He
finds her window open and Nina missing. In voice over we hear her note telling
her dad that she loves him but she can’t live among people like this. She opens
a manhole and climbs into the sewar. She follows the flow of the water to the
outflow, stripping off her suit as she goes before diving into the, hopefully,
clean river the storm drain flows into. Her father runs out looking for her as
it starts to rain before dropping to his knees and sobbing.
The other commandos tell Nina that
she’s the one that has to kill Ilana, who is now swimming in the water. Nina is
terrified by this as, I think the show has made clear at this point, she’s not
a killer. She’s not a career criminal. She’s an otherwise normal twenty
something year old woman that has gills. Why did they put this poor girl on a
kill squad? Phosphorous and the Bride don’t really have other options so keep
telling her to do it, the Bride giving Nina a knife. They tell her to dive in,
stab, and then fall back before anyone notices. They give her their confidence,
and Nina takes the knife.
We get another flashback to Nina living
off the grid in the Star City water system. She’s hunting fish and seems to be
doing fine when a photographer gets several pictures of her. We learn that it’s
been three years since she ran away and has become something of a local legend
in Star City. Though after the pictures, city officials have called in animal
experts from Metropolis and Bludhaven to potentially capture her. This
obviously panics her father, who finally has confirmation is baby is still
alive. Nina gets caught and dragged from the water. Her father arrives and does
his best to talk to her. An overzealous guard just sees him grabbing at the
fish lady and shoot his. Unfortunately, right as her dad was trying to tell her
she was never a burden to him. She screams as they throw her in a tank. This
feels like a lot of pomp and circumstance for what is obviously a metahuman in
a universe where they’ve existed for 300 years.
We cut to MacPherson’s house as
Waller and John head in. Waller kicks the door in, and they’re shocked to see
the fragments of Clayface scattered around the room. Waller realizes what
happened and calls the team. She gets in contact with Sergei unfortunately as
Nina makes her bid to kill her. Weasel runs to try to save Ilana, warning her
what’s about to happen. She swims to the side as Nina makes her slash and they
wrestle in the water. Phosphorous runs over to Weasel and grabs him, calling
him a stupid animal as he does. An angry Weasel bites his arm, and ends up
hurting Phosphorous but also burning his mouth. Ilana gets the knife from Nina
and stabs her in the gut seven or eight times, an absolutely chilling look in
her eye as she does. The Bride sees the blood welling up and runs to her
friend’s lifeless body. They’re cornered by the guards, but Sergie stops anyone
from shooting. He brings the Bride the phone and Waller tell her they made a
mistake. Ilana rises from the water, soaked in it and Nina’s blood.
After, Phosphorous does his best to
cover his injury. He is furious at Weasel for getting Nina killed and from getting
a bunch of praise from the guards. The Bride asks what he expects after an
assassination attempt, a pat on the back. Phosphorous says that he would like
that, if their hands wouldn’t burn up from touching him. And he asks the Bride
if she knows what it’s like to not be touched for 15 years. She says she does
and storms off. The Bride finds Ilana and follows her into her study. Ilana
says that she understands what happened and that there’s no hard feelings. She
goes so far as to suggest that Circe is the one that wants to destroy the
world. The Bride says that she believes Circe. Ilana tries to play cool… right
up until the Bride says that she saw Ilana meeting with Clayface, in that tape
which had the glare I couldn’t see through. The Bride puts it together for us:
Ilana seduced Flag to get her on her side and tries to convince him to execute
Circe on the spot. When Flag refuses, she sent Sergie to spy on them and
confirm that they’d get someone like MacPherson to corroborate Circe’s claim.
He was the other man that stared at The Bride when they got back. So, Ilana
called up Clayface and convinced him to take out MacPherson and steal her
identity to discredit what she’d told Waller. The Bride tells her that she’s
not going to kill Ilana to stop WW3, or to save the world, but because she
killed Nina. Her only friend. And the only person with an ounce of kindness in
her. Ilana pulls a gun on the Bride, but the Bride is a faster draw and she
blows Ilana’s brains out. She quickly exits, telling Phosphorous and Weasel to
stop fighting and follow her. They escape before anyone notices.
Later, John congradulates the Bride
for a job well done. She isn’t super jazzed because, again, dead friend. John
tells her that Waller has converted a part of the non-human containment wing
for her team. When the Bride asks about that, he opens the door to the cells
and we find Phosphorous and Weasel waiting. Along with a rebuilt GI Robot, King
Shark, Nosferata (one of the monsters bullying Nina earlier, the one that
wasn’t killed) and Khalis an Egyptian themed monster. John asks if she’s in,
and the Bride sarcastically asks what else does she have to do?
In a post credit scene, we see Eric
has survived being shot multiple times. Which, ya know, tracks. He’s being
nursed back to health by the woman that tipped him off that the Bride had
returned to Castle Frankenstein. He seems to think the Bride “overreacted” to
his presence just has him even more convinced that they’re meant to be
together. He then comments that the soup is gross, and the woman says that it’s
bird dropping soup. Ending on a poo joke, classy.
Well… damn. I would not have
guessed killing Nina would hurt like that. The Bride had the right measure of
her, despite the cruelty, abuse, and anger that Nina had suffered literally her
entire life, she was extremely kind, and compassionate, and the Bride’s friend.
Her backstory was sufficiently tragic. The world was against her from literal
minute one, but she had to keep going. I respect her dad for never giving up on
her, even if that desire to get her back is what got him killed. Though, again,
the reaction to the fish lady felt way over the top considering guys like
Killer Croc and Atlantis exist in this universe. I’ll be honest, Ilana should
count herself lucky the Bride went for a headshot. In my experience in
literature, taking the only friend of an otherwise anti-social person leads to
vengeance that they write epic poetry about. I think the twist about Ilana
being… I guess a double twist villain was well done. Her interest in Flag was
always a bit odd, and she did at one point seem weirdly into the controller for
the Commando’s shock implants. I wouldn’t be shocked to learn that there’s a
draft of this season where she tries to steal that controller to get the
Commandos to work for her. I do wish we could have gotten a bit more about her
plan, as I’m not sure how this lady would ultimately lead a global war. I just
would have liked what phase one was. Or phase two, if phase one was outfitting
her knights in power armor. Overall, I liked this show. They had a good mix of
comedy, drama and action, and I’m looking forward to season 2. And also, the Clayface
movie, I want to see more of that horror monster. Oh, and I liked a visual
Easter egg of the Bride pulling a book from Ilana’s shelves and picking a work
by Mary Shelley. She chose Mathilda, which I guess side steps how Frankenstein
could be both a book in universe and a real dude. Just saying. Have a good
night and a happy Halloween!
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