Conventions are always such a hassle.
Last time on My Adventures With
Superman, the spooky season got spookier. It’s Halloween at the Kent family
farm. Since defeating Brainiac, everyone has seemingly got comfortable in their
new normal. Jimmy and Kara are extremely close, although Jimmy is denying his
feelings for her to himself because he’s positive that she’ll move on from him
eventually. Lois meanwhile got hit with her quarterlife crisis as Clark started
talking about getting a farm together in a good school district. Thankfully, they
all get distracted when Lois’ dad shows up, to enjoy one of Martha’s pumpkin
pies, and to tell Lois that someone broke into the Pentagon and stole files on
Project: Caliban, a side project under Project: Cadmus. The crew go to investigate
and find just an extremely empty set of warehouses, but after chasing a two-faced
deer that Kara wanted to pet, they found the secret entrance to the underground
lab. Inside they find a massive cloning operation and what looked to be an
attempt at replicating the biosphere of Krypton. There’s a bunch of Kryptonian plants,
a Kryptonian lizard tiger, and a bulky, Tarzan style Superman clone running
around. They find the grave of one Dr. George Otto Binder, who had raised the
clone, B-1Z, like a son and gave B-1Z an encouraging message about how he
should live life. The crew then find out the lab had been under attack by a
robot and B-1Z was just defending himself. Clark is able to destroy the robot,
but is injured in the process and the lab starts to flood. B-1Z saves him and wonders
off into the world. He gets some candy from a trick-or-treater, and sees Superman
on the big screen, which seems to encourage him. Meanwhile, we learn that Lex
was the one that sent the robot and had tried to get data from Caliban for his
own project. Foiled by Superman, again, he decides to grab Hank Henshaw, who’d
been on life support since his plane got shot down in Brainiac’s invasion, for
his new project. Enough recapping. Let’s get to it, shall we?
We open on Clark and Kara saving
the day across Metropolis. Kara takes the lead for most of it, stopping a
distracted driver from hitting a kid, and Clark warns the kid to look both ways
before crossing the street, the two Supers share a high five; Kara stops a jewel
thief, the Supers share a high five, the thief tries to get in on it but Kara
slaps his hand away; They stop a bank robbery, Kara heat visioning their blasters
into pieces, and then Kara hi fiving herself when they run away. She’s fitting
well into the Supergirl role.
We then shift to Super-Fest, a
convention both celebrating fictional superheroes as well as the two real ones
of Metropolis; Superman and Supergirl. Jimmy is setting up a booth at the event.
Kara is excited to help Jimmy set up his booth and announces her desire to try
to rebrand herself as Power Woman to the people of Metropolis… but we see the
sheer number of Supergirl merch already out there, so odds of that seem slim. Kara
asks what Clark is going to be doing. He says that he’s going to introduce Kara
at a Supergirl panel, but then he’s going to enjoy the con as himself, Clark
Kent. Jimmy asks for a box, which Kara gives him while giving him significant
eye contact. Lois gives Jimmy a knowing look, which causes him to quickly
explain what’s inside. Flamebird themed holographic video phones, so the two
humans can call their super pals if something goes wrong. Lois asks if these
are really necessary and Jimmy asks her when they have ever gone to a large
event that wasn’t attacked by supervillains. Kara says she appreciates this token
of his affection, and Jimmy tries to insist it’s a platonic gift. Causing Lois
to yell at him for fumbling things with Kara because he’s being a wienie. She
thinks he’s going to hurt her, while Jimmy insists that he won’t trap Kara in a
relationship that they know won’t work. Which causes Lois to scream, “NOBODY
KNOWS THAT!” at him. But Jimmy’s in full self-pity mode. He thinks that, because
she was a caged bird for most of her life, she deserves to see the world and
find what makes her happy. Lois asks, “And what if that’s you, Jimmy?” but he
refuses to answer that. He says that everything will stay the same, no
relationships will be complicated, and everything is perfect as it is. It’s
like he wants the writers to screw him over. They head to Jimmy’s booth.
The booth had already been set up
by Team Flamebird: Steve and the News Kid Legion. Jimmy got a booth in order to
sell a line of comics, Flamebird Presents: Superman’s Pal: Jimmy Olsen. This was
in fact a series from the Silver age of comics that ran from 1954-74 and were a
string of comedic adventures featuring Jimmy. The comics Jimmy shows covers of
are all references to real issues, just with Jimmy and Superman’s positions
flipped. So, Superman is bound up in chains while Jimmy burst through a wall to
save him instead of vice versa. Clark says that Jimmy is taking a lot of…
creative license with their adventures, but Jimmy insists that that is what
sells. Jimmy says that he’s grown accustomed to a certain lifestyle and that
these comics will help him recoup the losses he made to his net worth in season
2. Lois throws a bunch of the comics at him, demanding to know why she’s the villain
in these comics, and why she’s drawn with jagged teeth. Jimmy insists that people
love enemies to lovers’ stories, and that metrics show that Lois, girl frenemy
of Superman will be a surefire hit. I disagree with his data, but I enjoy that
Gabby and Patty of the News Kids help with his visual aids. Lois is annoyed
that she even has to be at this convention to write a puff piece. Cat Grant
then springs in, revealing that she insisted that Perry assign Lois to cover
this event, believing that if there’s a story to be had at Super-Fest, Lois
will find it. Cat then pirouettes into the crowd, cackling like a crazy person.
Lois does a visual sweep of the
Fest and spots none other than Winslow Schott! … He’s the Toyman, he was an
associate of her father’s that tried to turn him in to Taskforce X last season,
if the name doesn’t ring a bell. Lois, obviously still furious at this guy that
betrayed her dad, grabs her emotional support Superman and drags him after
Slott. They pass by some cosplayers that look suspiciously like Starfire, Raven
and Beast Boy from the Teen Titans, before Clark is briefly distracted by a miniature
tractor. Lois says that the tractor looks great, but they don’t have time for
this.
Lois explains to Clark who Schott
is as he reaches his Toy booth. She seems most upset about how the explosive
Schott used was a teddy bear. Clark tells Lois that she should have fun…
stalking this guy, but he’s has to go introduce Kara. He warns his beloved to
not do anything too extreme while he’s gone. As Clark leaves, we see B-1Z is at
the event in his homemade Superman suit. A photographer, who looks suspiciously
like a comic accurate Jimmy Olsen, and the Teen Titans cosplayers get a photo
with him, which seems to excite the big lug.
Back at Jimmy’s booth, Kara is
trying to find ways to help Jimmy while getting as physically close to him as
she can without touching him. Given the suite of Kryptonian powers, I think she
could get as within a hairs breadth of actually touching him. Jimmy keeps
telling her its fine, so Kara suggests that she get them hotdogs. They’re
interrupted by Cat, who has noticed that Kara spends a lot of time with Jimmy
and wants to know what’s up. Jimmy asks Kara to get them two single hotdogs.
When Kara zooms away, Jimmy insists to Cat that nothing is going on between him
and Kara. Only for her to ruin that by super speeding over with hotdogs while
also carrying the two main actors from Challengers of the Unknown, the X-Files
parody that they dressed up as for Halloween. Kara is super excited to show
them off, making it clear that there is something going on here. Kara puts the
two actors down, who grab the hotdogs and run, before taking Jimmy’s hand and
asking to speak to him candidly. She says that he might not have noticed, ha, but
she has romantic interest in him and wants for him to be her mate, like Clark and
Lois. This gives me flashbacks to the Orville, where Bortus, one of the
alien crewmen of the ship, his husband asks to “Experience the Sexual Event.” Ha.
Jimmy is touched that Kara just asked him that, but insists that she shouldn’t jump
into a relationship with the first person (literally) that she ever met. He tells
her that Clark, Kal-El, had a chance to experience the world before he and Lois
got together, and that she hasn’t. He tells her that she needs to experience
more of the world before making a big decision like this. They’re interrupted by
the Supergirl panel being announced. Clark, in his Superman gear, flies over
and grabs Kara for the event.
Meanwhile, a group of thieves drive
up to Metropolis First National Bank. The normal crew want to go in quick and
quiet, but his hired muscle disagrees. The muscle, a Russian woman with cybernetic
whips, throws a fire hydrant through the doors of the bank and stabs a bunch of
cars with her whips. She insists that if she wants to be the highest paid
muscle in Metropolis, she has to prove that she can party with the Man of
Steel.
At the Fest, Superman introduces
Kara Zor-El, Supergirl of Metropolis, to the event. He then hears the alarm and
super speeds away to handle it. Cat, who is MC this Q and A (why would you get
her to do that?) asks the first question, asking Kara about her ‘sign.’ Kara
doesn’t know what that means, answering the House of El sign is “Your letter S.”
Cat asks the next question, what’s her secret to her skin. Kara answers, “I wash
it.” Cat laughs at that response but Kara looks like she’s uncomfortable.
Superman flies into the bank and asks
the robbers, “Didn’t we already do this today?” before he’s grabbed by a whip
and whipped into the wall. The muscle introduces herself as the Whip as the
rest of the crew run away. Clark says that he doesn’t want to hurt her, and she
replies she wants him to try. Before powering up her whips and revealing that she’s
got a Kryptonite boosted mode. She whips the weakened Superman around and into
a wall. He’s shocked to see someone with that. Whip says that she always brings
the best treats to the party… and that Kryptonite is super easy to get now
after Brainiac and the Metallos spread them all over the place.
Back at the Fest, Lois monitors
Schott. She sees him sell a bear to Libby, the little girl Superman saved in season
1, before getting in his face. Schott tries to pretend he doesn’t know who she
is, but Lois loudly accuses him of trying to kill her, which makes him drop the
act. He claims that she and Sam ruined his life and asks her to just leave him
alone so he can share a love of toys with the other Fest goers. Lois stares
daggers at him for thirty seconds before announcing, “NO!”
At the interview, Cat is, shockingly,
dominating the conversation. She asks Kara to “face the elephant in the room,”
(Kara asks if she can pet it), and Cat asks what about her is unique. Cat
claims that Metropolis doesn’t really need TWO superheroes, so what is it about
Kara that’s different from Superman. Kara is thrown off by this question, but
looks into the crowd and suggests that a girl in that group looks like she has
something to say. The girl, Jessica Cruz, explains that she thinks that Supergirl
is ‘brave’ that she’s a warrior that fights for people and that she wishes that
she was as brave as Supergirl. Kara thanks her for saying that, and decides
that she should act Brave. She flies up and tells any eligible Earthling suitors
to meet her at her booth once the interview is over. Cat, and Jimmy in the crowd,
are shocked by this announcement.
Superman is thrown around by the Whip
and asks her what her plan is. The Whip has a full action plan here, she’s
going to beat Superman, increasing her reputation in the criminal underworld
and become the highest paid muscle in town. Just like Superman. Clark tells her
that he works pro-bono… and the Whip tells him that is incredibly sad. You
shouldn’t do things for free when people can pay you. She catches his leg and
slams him into the ground. Clark tells her that he’s not interested in career
advice from her, and she says too bad, as she’s interested in him. Clark zooms
around her, and discovers that she’s got a crystal battery back on her harness,
like Livewire’s suit had in the second episode, and that it’s rapidly depleting.
Back with Kara, her booth has a
line like 100 people deep. She’s getting gifts and meeting with all sorts of
people that are interested in her. One of them is a big, beefy dude that looks
exactly like Jimmy. He asks her to sign a photo for his boyfriend. Jimmy, glaring
from across the room, just sees “Muscle Jimmy,” talking to Kara and is immediately
jealous. He’s pulled from his jealous spiral by Lex, who is examining Jimmy’s
comic and being judgy. Jimmy demands to know why he’s there, and Lex reveals
that he’s at the Fest also looking for new opportunities. He gives Jimmy his card
and tells him to come to LexCorp’s presentation, he’ll love what Lex has
to offer. Jimmy immediately throws it out.
Lois, meanwhile, is digging throw Schott’s
supplies, looking for any toys that might actually be weapons. That’s the
Toyman’s whole thing. Schott insists that he’s reformed, but Lois refuse
to believe that. She sees Libby holding her bear, the same style as the bomb
thrown at her, and take it, saying it’s filled with explosive… fluff as she rips
its head off. Libby stars crying as her mom calls Lois a monster. And Lois is
horrified to realize that she IS Villain Lois!
Kara’s booth is getting a lot of
traffic and gifts. She gets a song from a guy, a valentine card from a ten-year-old
shooting his shot, and a mime presentation. Jimmy is flustered mostly by the
mime, saying that he’s “Capturing her heart from his invisible prison!” Jimmy tries
to focus, but Cat appears behind, and tries to interview him, asking if he
regrets letting Kara get away. Jimmy says that Kara is Supergirl, and he’s…
just Superman’s pal.
Sidenote, Cat and the rest of the
Daily Planet crew know Clark is Superman, right? Just from Jimmy insisting that
they’re best friends, and yet he’s also best friends with Clark. That’s gotta
trip up people that know him.
Whip flings Clark into a wall,
saying his low income is a turnoff. Clark insists that he won’t discuss his
personal finances with a supervillain. Whip says that she’s going to finish
him, tangling him in her whips and strangling him… but then her Kryptonite
boost runs out. Without that, her whips are just hardened metal, can’t really
even annoy Superman. He quickly catches her and ties her to a traffic light
outside. She asks why he is leaving when the fun is just starting. Clark bids
her good day and flies away. Whip blushes to herself as she announces, “I love
him,” to Superman’s back. Good thing Lois is distracted or else her Hussy Sense
might have gone off and she’d have to do something about this Whip.
Clark returns to Jimmy’s booth and
sits beside him, seeming pretty out of it. Jimmy asks what’s up and Clark says that
being Superman is harder than it used to be. Being hit on by criminals will do
that to a fella. Lucky that Silver Banshee is seemingly not interested in him
and Livewire and Heatwave are lesbians or he’d have had to deal with this
sooner. Clark hears the commotion happening around Lois and goes to check on
his… overly enthusiastic love. Clark, ever the peacemaker, give Libby a new bear,
apologizes for his pocket reporter and offering to pay for the damages. He also
asks to buy Schott’s miniature farm set. Lois begins to apologize… but then
notices that Schott’s booth has rocket launchers, a machine gun, bullets, and
several other weapons hidden amongst the toys. She decides to pick on Schott
some more and accuse him of not being good enough to be up to something nefarious.
This thoroughly pisses off Schott, who hits a button and screams “How’s this
for a threat!?” his booth transforms into robot reminiscent of but legally distinct
from a Gundam. Lois shrieks, “I knew it!” B-1Z sees and prepares to leap in to
help. Clark takes off his glasses and mutters, “I can’t believe I do this for
free,” when something else Super speeds in, slams Toyman’s robot through a wall
and outside.
We’re introduced to Captain Hank
Henshaw, the new Superman presented by LexCorp. Lex appears and takes a mic to
introduce his creation. He explains that Hank was shot down during the Brainiac
invasion last year, but his will and Lex’s brilliance, he’s back, stronger than
ever. He claims that with Henshaw, the people of Metropolis don’t need to rely
on the generosity of aliens. As he speaks, we see Henshaw slamming Toyman’s
robot into the ground over and over again before cracking the pilot window. B-1Z
looks on, terrified, before slipping away. Lex notices Lois and asks for a blurb
for the Planet. Lois doesn’t pay attention to him and asks Hank, “Why? What is
this about?” Hank claims that his is about taking back humanity’s future.
The crew walk home. Kara asks if
Lex is upset and built this new Superman because of something she did or
screwed up. Clark tells her of course not, that Lex was like this even before
they’d met. Clark says that they just need to keep working and hopefully they can
change Lex’s mind, as well as anyone else who is afraid of them. Lois wonders
what could have happened to make Hank agree to be Lex’s personal Superman. Jimmy
says whatever the reason, they can just use real Superman and Supergirl to stop
him.
At LexCorp, Hank gets into his
repair station. Lex is amazed that Wilsom Schott gave them such an opportunity
to show off Hank’s new hardware. He says they’re one step closer to wining the
hearts and minds of Metropolis, Hank adding, “And saving them from Superman.”
As he does, the pod removes the outer plating of his jaw, revealing a metal one
underneath.
Okay, did anyone reading this go
into this not knowing that Hank Henshaw was Cyborg Superman? Was this
reveal surprising or just ‘Oh, they revealed it, neat!”
Alright, so that’s two more subplots
to add to the pile. So, in total we have: 1. Lois is feeling anxious about
moving forward with her relationship with Clark. 2. Kara is trying to take Jimmy’s
advice and see more of the world and potential suitors. And 3. Jimmy having a
petty, jealous freakout about Kara taking his advice. Which is especially
stupid when you consider that Kara was 100% going to go on a few first dates,
maybe even a second date, with some other guys before super speeding over to Jimmy
and asking if that is enough experience for her to be able to say they should
be together. Like, bro, grow a spine! I suppose that the fourth subplot would
be Clark feeling kind of exhausted from Superheroing… but that’s less of a
subplot and more of a genre convention for him. If it’s a Superman series,
Clark starts to feel a bit overwhelmed on occasion. His battle with the Whip was
fun, just a simple fight to keep him busy while his friends have their social
plots running. The idea that Kryptonite has spread across the city isn’t great
for Clark, but hey, it lets the criminals have a leg up on him on occasion and
that’s just good story telling. Lois’ s stalking Winslow Schott to prove that
he’s still an unconventional arms dealer is classic Lois. If you look up
Obsessive in the dictionary, her picture is right there. It’s kind of funny
that she was so hung up on Schott’s titular toys that she didn’t notice his
booth was outfitted with actual weapons. It’s a ‘can’t see the forest for the
trees’ sort of thing. Her vindication scream as the giant robot powers up is
also classic her. Doesn’t matter that Lois is in danger, what matters is that she
is right. Jimmy and Kara’s subplot… well, it’s a bit irritating. On the one
hand, I get when Jimmy is coming from with his fear about Kara. He is a normal guy
whereas Kara is someone that walks on air, they don’t exactly click on that
level. And, unlike Lois, who knows that Clark has had experiences with other
people and thus is completely genuine and informed on his decision to be with
her, Jimmy always has that worry that this is only happening because he’s
literally the first guy Kara met. It’s the sort of doubt that would eat away at
a man. So, his advice that Kara try seeing other people for a bit? Good!
Getting immediately jealous because the cute, friendly, and sincere blonde with
superpowers is immediately getting guys lining up to meet her? Dude, what did
you THINK was going to happen! For Kara’s end, I like that she is trying to do
what Jimmy told her to do. It is better to get an idea of what your interests
are and of other people before you rush into a long-time commitment. Mom, if
you’re reading this, this isn’t an attack on you, just an acknowledgement that whirlwind
romances don’t always work out as well as yours did. And Hank’s reveal was
good. He comes in, shows off his costume and powers, makes it clear that he’s
the Temu Superman, and everyone looks on in a mix of shock and horror at seeing
him beat an old man’s giant robot. This whole reveal actually characterizes the
difference between Clark and Hank exactly. Clark, had he gotten the chance to suit
up and face Schott, would have tried to talk him down. Clark always tries to
communicate with his villains and get them to surrender whenever he can. Hank
dives right in and starts wailing on Winslow until the robot is broken. It’s
brutal, efficient, and just not very Superman, other than how he uses his powers.
So… ya, Subplots are set up and now we get to see what comes next. Oh, and it
was good seeing more Bizarro. See you later. Have a goodnight and stay safe.
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