For those of you who didn’t
remember, December 16 is Hanukkah, the Feast of Lights. It is a pretty big
holiday for the Jewish people. Because of this, I felt that this was the perfect
time to introduce my latest special guest, one of the most important Jewish
men--
He really rocks the purple. |
Is it Jesus?
No no, wait, it is Moses isn’t?
In comics.
Gasp, are
finally doing Stan Lee?
Wilson, if you’re planning
to waste anymore of my time, I will gladly make you incapable of doing so.
Oh, you’re
covering old Maggie here. Good luck with that, I’ll be over here where it’s
safe.
Sorry about that, he’s been
following me a lot lately.
Think nothing of it,
I’ve had to deal with Wade Wilson on a number of occasions and I realize how
persistent he can be.
Everyone, my latest special guest
Max Eisenhardt, a.k.a. Magnus a.k.a. Erik Lehnsherr a.k.a. Magneto. Um, of your
aliases which should I call you?
Magneto is fine. I
haven’t gone by much else for a very long time.
Well then, Magneto, would you mind
giving us a bit of your background story?
Not at all. I was
born in Germany in the late 1920s. Not Poland as you so inaccurately stated in
one of your earlier pieces.
When you know better you do better.
Quite right. As one
can imagine, being Jewish in Germany at that time was rather difficult. The
anger over losing the Great War and the rise of the Nazi party saw to that.
Despite this my family lived comfortably enough, and I count those early years
as some of the few truly happy moments of my life. It wasn’t until
Kristallnacht and the beating of one of my uncles that things started to get unbearable. My family fled Germany for
Poland in the hopes of escaping the Nazi party, but unfortunately we were
captured during the German invasion. My family was sent to the ghetto in Warsaw.
My father convinced us to try and escape, but unfortunately we were captured
yet again. My family was executed, my mother, father and sister died and the
four of us were thrown in to an unmarked grave. Thankfully my powers were
beginning to manifest about that time, magnetism saved me from that particular
bullet. And I suppose I should be thankful that the Nazis weren’t better at
checking corpses, but as you can imagine I find that to be difficult. My stroke
of bad luck continued, however, for I was captured a short time later and sent
to Auschwitz. Where I was given the disgusting, deplorable, inhumane, and
mortifying job of removing the bodies from the gas chambers.
Impressive, no? |
It’s amazing you made it out with
your sanity.
Some would argue
that I, in fact, did not. There was a silver line in that particularly black
cloud. It was at the camp that I was reunited with Magda, a Romani girl that I
had known during happier days. We survived that hellhole, and eventually
escaped during the revolt in 1944. We moved to Vinnytsia, a small city in
Ukraine, where we were married and had our first child, my Anya. We lived
happily for several years until my powers began to manifest in full. Frightened
by wondrous gift given to me by God himself, my former friends and neighbors
tried to destroy me. They set fire to my house and kept me from rushing inside
to save my Anya. I can still feel the heat sometimes, smell the burning wood, hear her screaming, and
the angry roars from the mob. The rage I felt caused my powers to manifest
fully and completely, and I turned them against the mob. I destroyed them. I
destroyed their city. And ultimately destroyed my happiness. Magda, stricken from
grief due to the death of our daughter and filled with terror at the carnage I
had wrought, fled into the mountains. I never saw her again. She hadn’t told me
that she was pregnant with twins. In one night, I had lost everything, again….
Magda… Anya…
Do you need to take a moment?
From left to right, Pietro (Quicksivler), Wanda (Scarlet Witch), her twins, Magneto, and Lorna (Polaris). The sad thing is, I think this is our only family portrait. Or picture... |
I am fine. After
that, I fled to my people’s homeland, in hopes of starting a new life in the new country of Israel.
It was there while working at a psychiatric hospital that I met my best friend
and greatest enemy Charles Xavier. That too was a relatively happy time,
Charles and I debating whether or not mutants and humans could live together in
harmony. At the time neither of us told the other of our mutual mutant status. Since what we were discussing was "academic," I never thought that our differing beliefs would ever amount to anything real.
That happy time was also brought to an end by violence, this time at the hands
of HYDRA. We battled that left over refuse from Hitler’s regime, revealing to
each other our mutant powers in the process. It was then that I realized that despite my brotherly love
for Charles, our worldviews were completely incompatible. He was a mutant that wished for peace. I was a mutant that saw only war. It was for that reason, and perhaps a desire to keep my darker view of the world from tainting Charles, that I left. I appreciate hope, it's just not practical for me. I took the gold that those
abominable monsters in human skin stole from my people, and used it to finance
my…goals. A fitting tribute.
It is my firmly held believe that the
only two viable options for mutants are either to create a homeland of our own
or conquer and enslave the lesser humans. No offense.
None taken, I think.
Honestly, I don’t
bear any ill will towards you personally, Michael. You seem like a nice human. As
rare a thing that maybe. After parting with Charles and spending a few years preparing, I finally created the identity of Magneto,
and set about my plans to make a world fit for mutant kind. Over the years I’ve
clashed many times with my old friend, and his X-Men. There were times when I
attempted to understand Charles worldview, even going so far as to join the
X-Men myself, but this is not clear to me that is something I can never do. My
goal is to safeguard mutant kind, to do that I will fight any force, strike
down any tyrant, and battle even those I hold most precious. That is my
purpose.
Even when it puts you at odds against
your own children?
During one of my attempts to see Charles' side of things. |
I respect Pietro, Wanda,
and Lorna’s decisions even if I don’t agree with them. In the end that’s all a
father of any caliber can do. I suppose not knowing of their existence until they
reached adulthood does buffer me a little from any sort of paternal pain I may
have, but I won’t pretend that some decisions were harder than others.
Alright then let’s talk about your
powers.
I possess a complete
and utter mastery of magnetism. I can move metallic objects through the
principles of positive and negative polarity. I can create force fields around
myself and others, generate powerful electromagnetic pulses, and I’ve even been
able to render myself invisible by bending light around me. My control over my
powers is not just brute force, I have a mental dexterity that allows me to
assemble and manipulate multiple objects at once.
So you could like, break down a gun
into its individual pieces and then reassemble it?
In my sleep. I can
do the same thing with a tank.
So how do you fly?
That seems to be
something that the various writings from my comics can’t agree on. Sometimes it’s
because I have mental weaved into my costume, so in actuality I merely
levitating my clothes while on in them. Sometimes I float on a metal disk. And
other times it stated I create an electromagnetic barrier around myself and
merely float along the planets natural electromagnetic field.
It's a really cool design. |
So in short you just fly because it’s
cool.
Basically. I also
seem to have a natural ability to fight telepathy. That coupled with my helmet
makes even a mutant as powerful as Charles powerless against me.
Magneto is one of the greatest foes
that the X-men have ever faced. And he is by far the most persistent. He has appeared
in EVERY X-men franchise to date in some form or another. I’m not really going
to go into too much detail because of it. Basically, if the X-men are the main
characters, Magneto appears. End of story.
It’s so good to be
liked.
I will say that my favorite voice actor
for you was Christopher Judge, on X-men: Evolution.
He’s the fellow that
played that alien something or other on that Spacedoor program, right?
He was Teal’c in Stargate SG1 yes. For most of the first
season his version of you was shrouded in his helmet and cloak. His voice simply
drips with power and confidence. He didn’t sound as sophisticated as Ian
McKellan does in the X-men movies, but then he really doesn’t have to. His
voice was perfect for the part.
Though you are still
partial to Sir McKellan playing me on the silverscreen, yes?
Of course. He's talented, charming, charismatic, and yet still capable of doing the most despicable things to see his vision realized. Who doesn’t love Ian McKellen
as you?
Michael Fassbender?
Maybe, but he does a good job
portraying a young you, don’t you think? And his version of the character I think blends very nicely into the older more classic character that McKellen brings to the table.
Not my look of choice, but an interesting redesign. |
That is true. Though I am still slightly put off by the romance between his version of me and Mystique.
Not interested?
Never in ten thousand years. That woman has enough hate in her to make me seem pleasant by comparison.
Interesting. I will also note that if people
want to see a real unique take on Magneto they should check out Wolverine and the X-men.
That show that only
got one season? Why?
Because it shows you as a doting
daddy.
I recall being quiet
harsh to Pietro in that show. How can you call that doting?
I don’t. But you can’t tell me that
Wanda and Lorna didn’t have you wrapped around their fingers for most of that
series. Heck, in that show you willingly sacrifice yourself to protect Lorna
from the Phoenix force that engulfs most of the world. I’ve never seen a
Magneto do that before, especially not for the child that most people don’t
talk about.
A very regal Magneto. |
I do have a soft
spot for my girls that is true. And I must admit it was nice to have a series
that let me see all of my children. I’m an occasional supervillain, not a
monster.
That’s very true, and that’s what I
like about you. Heck, it’s what most of the world likes about you. You’re the
perfect shade of grey character. A villain that does bad things for the best
reasons. You’ve seen the absolute worst that humanity has to dish out, and that
has left you incapable of really trusting Homo sapiens. You fight for mutant
kind, against the humans that you distrust, as well as from despicable members
of you own kind, ala Mr. Sinister and Apocalypse. That’s what Magneto is, a
fighter. And he’ll keep on fighting until his mutant world is realized, or
until he dies. He’s the magnetic super mutant, Magneto. It was a pleasure
having you.
The pleasure was
mine. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have things to do this evening. I'm meeting my children at the local Temple.
Happy Hanukkah, Max.
Merry Christmas,
Michael.
Have a goodnight everybody. Happy Holidays.
Not sure what comes next, probably something from DC though.
http://x-men.wikia.com/wiki/Magneto
http://www.comicvine.com/forums/battles-7/magneto-vs-dr-manhattan-652058/
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magneto_%28comics%29
http://marvel.wikia.com/Max_Eisenhardt_%28Earth-616%29
http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Magneto
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