Time for another new segment. Well,
not a new segment, just one I haven’t done in a while. Remember my Wolverine
Legacy post from about a year ago? No? Then read it and come back. … Caught up?
Great. For those who still haven’t read it, that post and this one are
dedicated to creating a possible story for a future film to follow. I have a
new name for this series of posts, Possible Plots. I’ll save these for whenever
I need to really stretch my writing muscles. Or if I get a really crazy awesome
idea. Like with today’s focus, Black Widow.
Scarlett Johansson has proven to be an amazing Black Widow. |
You know, I do find it pretty weird
that Marvel and Disney seem so reluctant to make a superhero movie centered on
a woman. We’re talking about Marvel, a company that has tried (especially in
the last few years) to expand the cast of female superheroes (Captain Marvel,
New Thor, Ms. Marvel, X-23 for a few examples) and Disney, a company that owes
a huge amount of its success to the Princess movies targeted at females. Not to
say men don’t enjoy Frozen, Cinderella,
Tangled, and the rest, but yeah, the movies do seem to be
geared towards the ladies. Sure, they do have Captain Marvel on the schedule,
but that’s not until 2018 and as much as I enjoy Captain Carol Danvers, she’s
not the one that so many fans are all but demanding to see. Natasha Romanov,
the Black Widow, is the one that many a Marvel fan says needs a feature film of
her own. Here’s my take on a possible plot for a Black Widow film. The same rules apply as for my “Doing it Better”
segments, things like licensing, time, budget and so on don’t matter, it’s all
about making an excellent flic. Let’s get to it.
Some background, I fit this film in
sometime after Captain America 3. The
Superhero Civil War has ended, and while stuff is getting back to normal, other
things are still recovering. Particularly the friendship between Captain
America and Iron-Man. Yes, I expect Captain America to survive the Civil War. Why?
Because I love Cap, that’s why. While the main men of Marvel are still feuding,
Black Widow is given an assignment by Nick Fury. Fury has been keeping an eye on things in the criminal underworld and has noticed a few disturbing trends.
1.) Several assassinations of important men and women in the global community,
we’ll say an ambassador from Wakanda, a high ranking Stark Industries scientist,
and a SHIELD agent. There can be more, but those would be the highlights. 2.) A
mass brake out from the secret prison, the Vault. We’re talking HYDRA Agents,
the surviving members of AIM from Iron-Man
3, the scientists on the Iron Monger project from the original Iron-Man, and Justin Hammer from Iron-Man 2. And 3.) An increase in HYDRA
activity worldwide. If you’re asking why I’m assuming HYDRA is still a thing in
the Marvel Movie Universe, that Nick Fury knows about it, and is letting them
still be at thing, I do have a few reasons. HYDRA is a spy organization, which by
definition is hard to permanently remove. They’ve had decades to set up
facilities while SHIELD has been largely unware of their activities. And, think
about the character of Nick Fury, would he be the sort to A.) Try to destroy
HYDRA knowing full well they’ll just go underground and appear at a later date,
or B.) Let them remain active while monitoring their activates? Yeah, I thought
so.
The other Hawkeye. Both good with a bow And both rock the Purple. What's not to like? |
More disturbing, the aforementioned
assassinations bear a striking resemblance to Black Widow’s style of killing
back when she was an agent of the Red Room. Rather than assume Ms. Romanov is
doing some killing on the side, Fury assumes another Widow might be active. For
those who might not know, I’m talking about the second Black Widow, Yelena
Belova. I’ll go into more detail in a later post, but basically she’s an evil
Black Widow. Cue flashback to Natasha and Yelena being trained in the Red Room.
I’m thinking something psychologically damaging, like watching failing students
being poisoned so the other students can see the effects. Messed up, right?
Back to the main plot, Black Widow’s mission, if she chooses to accept it, is
to infiltrate the known HYDRA base and figure out what the heck is going on. She
accepts, obviously, but she’s going to need a little back up. While braking
into a facility is a cake walk for Black Widow by this point, Fury thinks that
a little cover is necessary, given how dangerous a potential threat this whole
thing could be. But, who? Captain America, Iron-Man, Hulk and Thor are all a
little too flashy for undercover work. The only viable option from the original
team is Hawkeye, but he’s either retired or on sabbatical after the events of Age of Ultron. There’s only one option,
adding a new character. But who? For me, the clear choice is none other than
Hawkeye… The other one.
Nick Fury introduces Black Widow to
Kate Bishop, a new SHIELD Special Agent. Kate does a crazy impossible trick
shot with a bow and arrows before Fury makes the comment that “She’s partial to the codename Hawkeye.”
I imagine Widow smirking and making a crack like, “We’ll see if she’s up to it.”
So, yeah, we’re going to avoid the “hate the new guy” clichĂ© for this one.
While I doubt that Black Widow would be 100% on board with a “new” Hawkeye, the
character I’ve been presented with in previous films strikes me as someone who’d
try something new before deciding she hates it. Which is exactly what she does.
Black Widow and probation Hawkeye sneak in to the HYDRA base and use that magic
face mesh from Winter Soldier (Not everyone
forgot about that Deus Ex) to pose as HYDRA
new recruits. We get to see some of HYDRA’s “training” methods, and by that I
mean things they do to ensure that their soldiers and scientists are loyal. It’s
an evil pseudo-Nazi group, I can’t imagine every single person working for them
is doing it willingly. Heck, I’d hazard a guess that more than half would need
some brainwashing before they’d be willing to click their boots together and
shout “Hail HYDRA.” I’m thinking things that border on insane torture like sleep
deprivation, chemical treatments, and such to make them compliant. Another Flashback
to Black Widow’s training in the Red Room, and maybe an offhand remark about “The
more things change” before they continue.
Yelena Belova, the other Black Widow. I seem to be seeing a lot of "others" in this one. |
They scope out the place over a few
days, bonding and seeing the depravities of HYDRA, before slipping into the HYDRA Facility's computer database. We see our two
superheroes disable…let’s say five guards and two techs before getting to work.
While skimming through files, Black Widow learns that the various baddies of
the Marvel Verse have created their own most wanted list of the various heroes.
We could see guys like the Daredevil, Spider-Man, and Black Panther as “Possible
Problems;” Black Widow, War Machine, and Hawkeye as “Known Problems;” and Hulk
and Thor as “Major Problems.” She’d then note that Captain America and Iron-Man
are both listed as “Removal Pending.” Also, if Captain America 3 doesn’t tie up the loose end, Black Widow should
also note a file marked “Possible Winter Soldier locations” which she downloads
with the other bad guy info. Just before Yelena arrives. The two Widows will
duke it out while Probie Hawkeye is told to run with the Data. Some crazy
fighting goes down, but both our super spies get captured and brought before
HYDRA’s current leader, Arnim Zola.
Dr. Zola would then explain how he
survived the bombing of his old computer body back in Winter Soldier. I’m thinking something like “Did you really think a
man of my genius would remained locked in a bunker for decades? No, what you
and the Captain destroyed was my original form, the first attempt at Arnim Zola’s
immortality. This,” gestures at his purple and orange robot body with his face
displayed on the torso, “is the new and improved Arnim Zola. The Immortal
Master of HYDRA!” Or something similar. He gives one of the usual BS reasons
why he didn’t kill the two spies, I’m split between “Wanting to watch them
suffer” and “Wanting to use them in a creepy experiment.” Black Widow does her
crazy interrogation powers (as seen in her discussion with Loki in The Avengers) to figure out Zola’s plan
before she and Probie Hawkeye make their daring escape.
Now, you’re probably asking yourself
what is the fiendish master plan here. What could HYDRA do to take out both
Captain America and Iron-Man? I think you’re going to love this. Using the
combined scientific insight of all the evil eggheads I mentioned earlier,
HYDRA, AIM and Justin Hammer have devised their own stealthy ARC reactor and
Repulsor. Their design barely gives off any light, and the Repulsor itself can
flip up into the sleeve of who’s ever wearing it. Their plan, Yelena gets in
close using HYDRA’s version of the face changing mesh to pose as Natasha. She
disables Tony with some sort of powerful, mind bending toxin, just as her team
starts tampering with the cameras. Its AIM and HYDRA, I’m sure together these
two could even overcome Tony’s extensive security protocols. Yelena then takes
on Tony’s appearance and invites Cap to the Avenger’s tower to talk. Once he
arrives, Yelena would then attack, using the element of surprise and years of
close quarters’ combat training to remove Cap’s shield and force him near a window,
then use the stealth Repulsor to defenestrate him. You’ve seen Avengers Tower,
right? Ridiculously high up, no close buildings, and no way to maneuver in the
air. Yeah, Even Captain America would have trouble surviving the drop. It’s
then a simple matter of quickly putting the stealth Repulsor on Tony, run off
with the Shield, and the job is done. Cap dead, Iron-Man implicated in the
murder, everyone is pretty bummed, and HYDRA now has their hands on Vibranium.
Brilliantly crazy plan, eh?
Not sure if this is more or less creepy than a green Toby Jones face on a computer screen... |
Of course, Black Widow and Probie
Hawkeye arrive just in time to stop said Captain defenestrating, we see another
crazy Black Widow vs. Black Widow kung fu fight, and our heroes ultimately save
the day. Yelena is put into SHIELD custody, Kate Bishop is acknowledged as the
new Hawkeye, Black Widow makes a crack about “always cleaning up after you boys”
and all is well. And maybe one last flashback to Black Widow verses original
Hawkeye back in the day, to when he convinces her to join SHIELD. Just to tie
up that lose end.
So there you have it, my plot for a
Black Widow film. Is it perfect?
Hardly, but it’s a start. I included Kate Bishop to expand the overall pool of
female superheroes in the Marvel Movie Universe, and as a way to set up a Young
Avengers (the team Kate is affiliated with) movie somewhere down the line.
Furthermore, it Clint Bartlet has hung up his quiver for good, it’s important
to set up a replacement. There always needs to be a Hawkeye, much like there
always needs to be a Captain America. It’s an important role. Yelena as the
evil Black Widow and the final antagonist of the plot just feels right, as it
gives us an excuse to see more of Natasha’s past as part of the Red Room, and
also a glimpse into what she might have become had she not joined SHIELD. I
included Arnim Zola as pretty much a place holder. He’s the only bigwig of
HYDRA that I could think up that could technically still be alive despite his
apparent death in Captain America 2.
We could perhaps replace him for Viper, another bigwig of HYDRA, but that might
be putting too many new characters in. Plus, Zola’s role in this story idea is
pretty minor, so it might be best to leave him in and save Viper for another film.
Black Widow is an interesting character,
one that I could totally see having a major motion picture of her own someday.
This movie idea, I think, serves as a decent in medias res story of how Black Widow came to be the character she
is today, and how that character is important to the overarching Marvel
Universe. While guys like Iron-Man, Captain America, Thor, and the Hulk are
perfectly capable of being in the spot light and saving the day, we will always
need a character willing to hunt in the shadows. Which I think Black Widow is
comfortable with. Next time, Doctor
Strange: The Sorcerer Supreme, Marvel’s resident spellcaster’s first film appearance.
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