Sunday, January 13, 2019

Review: Aquaman

It's an old tale, brothers fighting over which one mommy loved the most. That's what it boils down to.

Let’s be real, The DC film Universe hasn’t been doing super well. Justice League and Suicide Squad were both lacking in pretty much ever regard, Man of Steel and Batman v. Superman were at best okay but flawed, and the only undeniably good one has been Wonder Woman. Let’s see if Aquaman follows Diana’s example or falls into the pile. Let’s get to it.

Mamoa finally has a proper trident. That
five pointed trident was driving me nuts.
We open with a quick summary of the making of Arthur Curry. His father, Thomas, was a simple lighthouse keeper until the night in 1985 where he discovered a woman washed ashore. Said woman, as it turns out, is Atlana, princess of the lost civilization of Atlantis. The two are rocky at first, with Atlanna eating one of Thomas’ goldfish and wrecking his TV by throwing her Quaddent into it. But, somehow these two crazy kids make it work, and have a son that they dub Arthur. Things were pleasant, for a time, until Atlantis’ commandos found her and demand that she returns to her kingdom under the sea. She parts with her family with a heavy heart. As Arthur grew up, he learned that he seemed to have a mental connection to all beings of the sea, and spent his formative years training under his mother’s trusted advisors Vulko. A lot of that was feed piecemeal throughout the movie, but it seemed more efficient to info dump it here.

In the modern day, it’s been a year since the Justice League battled Steppenwolf and his Paradeamon forces. Things have more or less returned to normal. We open on a Russian Submarine being attacked by a group of pirates. The group is lead by it’s Captain Jesse Kane and his son David. They’re attack is interrupted by Arthur, who smashes into the sub and beats the snot out of the entire crew. David tries to fight Aquaman one on one, but it’s like when Aquaman tried to fight Superman in Justice League, there’s just no way this ends well for him. He takes an RPG from Jesse, which causes the sub to sink. Jesse Kane goes down with the boat, as he was pinned under a heavy torpedo and Aquaman refused to help David save him.

Arthur returns to his father’s lighthouse, and the two Currys go unwind at a bar. They get drunk, hangout with some bikers and just have a wonderful time.

Under the sea, Arthur’s half brother and current king of Atlantis, Orm, is meeting with King Nereus of the Xebel tribe. Right, should probably explain this, Atlantis is the nation but it’s separated into seven smaller tribes. There’s Atlantis, Xebel, The Brine, the Fishermen, The Kingdom of the Trench, The Lost Tribe, and the Deserters. Orm is angling to get Nereus to ally with him in a bid for Orm to become the king of all of Atlantis, the Ocean Master. He needs at least four kingdoms to side with him, and since the Deserters died out, the Lost tribe is Lost and the Trenchers are a bunch of crazed cannibals, he needs all of the still functioning kingdoms behind him. Their deal is interrupted by a sub attack. Orm, Nereus and their forces beat it back and agree to work together.

It looks like someone spilled red wine on him.
We’re later shown that this was in fact the sub that Kane and his crew attacked. Orm hired them to steal a sub and us it to fake an attack. David tries to refuse the payment to him in exchange for a chance to fight Aquaman, but Orm dismisses him.

While trying to lug his drunken father home, Arthur is approached by Mera, the Xebel princess. She’s trying, implied not for the first time, to convince Arthur to come to Atlantis with her and challenge Orm for the throne. Why? To stop the younger son of Atlanna from starting a war with the surface world. Arthur tells her to piss off, as he’s had no love for Atlantis since discovering his mother had been executed for birthing him. Not going to lie, I side with Arthur on this one. He’s forced to come with her, though, as Orm performs his opening attack, summoning an enormous tidal wave that knocks out trash and aquatic weapons from the sea. Mera helps Arthur save his dad from drowning, and the two head to Atlantis.

Under the sea, Mera takes Arthur to a rendezvous with Vulkon on a sunken ship. They keep it in an air-bubble, to keep the wildlife and most Atlantians out. Turns out, amphibious adaptation is something that only the royal bloodlines got to keep. Vulko tells Arthur that they’d recently uncovered an artifact that could lead them to the Trident of Atlan, an ancient Atlantian artifact that is essentially their Excalibur. Super magical and all you need to declare yourself the king of your nation. Their plan is interrupted by an attack by some Atlantian commandos. Arthur is captured, but Vulko and Mera escape unnoticed.

Arthur is brought before his brother literally in chains. Orm mocks his half-breed half-brother into challenging him into a trial by combat. The deal is that if Arthur wins, he’s king of Atlantis and can do whatever he wants. If Orm wins, same thing. Their battle is in an undersea area encircled by rivers of Lava. Despite never having fought underwater like this, Arthur puts in a valiant effort but is ultimately defeated by his brother. Who shatters his Arthur’s Quaddrant, a gift of their mothers, with his Trident, a gift from Orm’s father. There’s probably some symbolism in that. Arthur would have been killed, but he was saved by Mera, who zooms in in her sub, and escapes with Arthur. After faking their deaths, by crashing the sub into a lava pit, they agree to work together to find the Trident.

Mera and Arthur first travel to the Sahara and the ruins of the Deserter tribe’s capital. They’re able to power up some old tech and see a message from King Atlan, who points them to Sicily.

I really want to know why he decided a helmet was better
then a gun, other then because Black Manta has a death
beam helmet.
Orm, who realizes that his brother is still alive, but isn’t able to move against him and Mera directly, hires David Kane to do it for him. He outfits the pirate with some Atlantian tech, including battle armor and a plasma death ray. David immediately takes the plasma ray and reworks it into his iconic helmet. Really wish I could have seen his thought process in turning a gun into a helmet that shoots Cyclops eyebeams.

Arthur and Mera make it to Sicily and find the next clue to the Trident. They use an old school bottle they found in the Deserter Capital combined with an old Statue to find their heading. They’re attacked by the newly dubbed Black Manta and a crew of Atlantian commandos. Arthur and Manta battle while Mera fights the commandos. She makes short work out of the goons after getting to a source of liquids, a winery, and kills all but one of them. The last guy’s reverse-scuba suit was damaged and he had his head in a toilet at the time. Arthur has a harder time with Manta, being severely injured by the plasma beam and Manta’s Atlantian steel blade. They finally knock him off a cliff after destroying his jets, to his apparent death.

After Mera patches him up a little, the two head to the Trench, the final stop on their quest. The Trench is filled with Trenchers, Atlantians that had regressed into a pack of cannibalistic monsters that attack anything that moves. They fight there way through several hundred of the monsters, into an underwater typhoon that leads them to the Hidden Sea. To everyone’s shock, they find Queen Atlanna. She’d apparently survived the Trenchers by diving into the same wormhole-sea-storm thing, and lived the last few decades there. Why? Because the only way out is with the Trident, and, apparently, she isn’t worthy to grab it. Arthur goes in and faces off against he Kraken. I mean the Karathen. It’s a very similar monster, if I’m being honest. He intitially is kicked around by the Karathen, but is able to push the beast back using his aquatic lifeform attuned telepathy. He claims the Trident.

Which is good, because while he was away, Orm had conquered the Fishermen, arrested Vulko for secretly helping Arthur, and prepared an all-out assault on the kingdom of the Brine. Aquaman will need his allies and the Trident to force back Orm’s desires to be the Ocean Master and conquer the world.

So he is justified for hating the Surface for ruining the ocean
He is not justified in hating Arthur, as his only crime was
mama loved him more. Just saying.
Okay, so the good first. Jason Mamoa is probably the best part of this movie. He’s a somewhat anti-social version of Aquaman, who’d much rather swim around and occasionally help people then be the actual king of the sea. He’s angry at his mother’s death and blames all of Atlantis for it. I like Amber Heard as Mera. Sure, she seems stuck as the “I-hate-him-but-secretly-wanna-bang-him” love interest. But then, she’s also shown to be insanely powerful in her own right, using her power over water on more than one occasion to save Aquaman’s ass. Patrick Wilson was good as Orm. His background was actually very similar to the Orm of Justice League: Throne of Atlantis. In both, Orm is the less-loved (at least in his own mind) younger son of Queen Atlanna that orchestrates a war between the surface and Atlantis. The big difference is he’s motivated to kill Arthur because of their mother’s death, Orm isn’t the type to blame his jealous insane pops for ordering her death, instead of the cause of his mom’s death. Yeah, the animated movie has Orm run his mother through with a trident. Just saying. In this movie, though, he’s the bad guy that has at least some justification for his actions. Yeah, we on land have royally screwed up the sea. Murdering all of us feels a little extreme, though. This is also a DC movie that found a good balance between the serious tone they’re trying to foster and the levity one needs with a comic book movie. They have a number of fun little gags sprinkled in to break up the tension. Like when Arthur is about to fight Orm, we see 10 seconds of a billboard summing the half-brothers up. Orm has things like King of Atlantis and War Hero. Arthur has only a couple of dashed lines in pros, and his con list includes being a filthy half-breed and a drunk. I chuckled a few times.

The bad is there. But thankfully it isn’t as in-your-face as some of the other DC projects. Black Manta is some what underused, but then they set him up as the villain of the sequel so I guess that isn’t too bad. The romance between Mera and Arthur feels really forced. I’m not the biggest fan of the hate/love relationship style myself, so that’s kind of a taste thing. The CGI was rather streaky in this one. Some bits look fine, like the animation of the different Atlantian races, or on the Karathen. Other things look down right silly, like when Arthur spins his trident around at high speed. It’s looks like he’s waving his hands back and forth while standing in front of an airplane propeller. One moves completely independently of the other. And finally, their quest was kind of wonky. So, after finding an ancient video recorder and going to the ancient Atlantian city, they find a literal message in a bottle and have to travel to ruins in Italy? And the bottle, which I’m shocked Atlantians were manufacturing like 3000 years before anyone else, is instrumental in leading them to the Trenchers… Wait, they already knew where the Trenchers were. It’s kind of vague, but I got the implication that the magic that sunk the nation is what turned some of them into fish, crustaceans and ravenous monsters, so the Trenchers were probably around when Atlan was around.  Wouldn’t that alone prove enough of a safeguard then the unnecessary Sicily stop? “You want my Trident?” Atlan asked, “Just swim down into the depths of the sea filled with Piranha men. Good luck!”


Overall, this is a B+ movie. It is far superior to Justice League, Suicide Squad, and Batman v. Superman but still has some room for improvement. I’m hoping that the fellas in charge of DC’s Movie Universe are taking notes. Because the directing and writing for this film kicked the ass out of the other DCU movies. If this film had come out before Justice League, things might have ended up working more smoothly. Just saying. I’m hoping to see more of Mamoa’s version of Aquaman and see how Black Manta will try to get his vengeance next time. Fingers crossed. Have a good one!


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