Saturday, June 29, 2019

Villain Profile: Pyro

Burn baby Burn, disco inferno. Burn baby, Burn!

Fire manipulation is a pretty standard superpower. And by that I mean, there are a lot of characters that shoot flames, either as their main superpower or a secondary effect of their powers. There’s El Diablo, Heat Wave, Legion, Crystal, two Human Torches, The Phoenix, two Ghost Riders, Sunfire, Firestorm, Firestar, Harry Dresden, Molten Man, and Magma, to name a few. But, it’s one of those powers that’s useful enough to warrant such widespread use. Burning down buildings and capturing people in circles of fire will always be useful options. That all being said, there is no flame manipulator quite like Pyro. Because that’s literally all he can do. Let’s get to it.

I'm just picturing a bunch of fans swarming him and begging
Mr. Allerdyce for his autograph during a Mutant brawl.
 Pyro was born St. John (pronounced Sinjin) Allerdyce in Sydney, Australia. He discovered his mutant ability to control flames when he was a teenager, but never found a practical use for it. See, unlike any of the fire elementalists I mentioned above, St. John can’t create fire on his own. Literally everyone else in this category, excluding stupid M. Night Shyamalan adaptations of great cartoons, is able to generate their own fire. Either their bodies generate the flames like Human Torch, or they can ignite the oxygen in the air via their will like Sunfire, or they have magic powers like Dresden. Not the case with St. John. He can shape the flames and move them but he can’t make them. Weird, right? Not being able to use his powers for anything useful, he went on to be a journalist and novelist in the Outback. He was eventually approached by Mystique to join her version of the Brotherhood of Mutants. She outfitted him with a flamethrower to fully utilize his powers. He signed up to help her assassinate Senator Robert Kelly, the famous anti-Mutant senator. In one timeline they were successful, but that lead to the dystopian hellscape of the Days of Future Past timeline, but in the main one they were stopped by the X-Men.

He stuck with the Brotherhood for several years, and remained with the group when it was rebranded the Freedom Force and started working for the US government. They performed well under the Freedom Force banner, but the group folded after a failed mission in Kuwait. One of the groups lesser members, Super Sabre, was killed, and Pyro and Blob were abandoned and captured in Kuwait. They were forced to work as bodyguards for a few of the country’s military commanders… not sure how that works but there you go. What? One’s bulletproof and one controls fire, how do you force them to do jobs they don’t want to do? No idea. They were eventually freed by Toad, who bought their release and had them join up with his version of the Brotherhood.

Fire Glove <  Full Flamethrower
A few years later, Pyro was infected with the Legacy Virus. The virus is fatal and has the nasty side effect of driving Mutant’s powers to run wild. That’s a pretty dangerous condition for a fire elementalist to contract. He got several former Brotherhood teammates and other infected to help him try to find a cure. Their efforts were less then effective. He eventually died from the virus. But it was actually a surprisingly noble end for the former Brotherhood mutant. See, in what turned out to be his last day. Pyro attended a rally for Senator Kelly, who’d been running for President. The current Brotherhood attacked Kelly and attempted to assassinate him. Déjà vu. Pyro chose to call in the X-Men for backup, and incinerated his former teammate Post. The X-Men arrived and handled the rest, while Pyro actually died in Kelly’s arms, and in classic last stand fashion, asked the senator to try and stop Mutant/Human hostility. Protecting Kelly at the cost of his own safety was, not only ironic, but the final instance of Mutant goodwill to turn Kelly from a bigot into one of the biggest Mutant supporters in the world. Way to go St. John.

He remained dead for several years, but was resurrected along with hundreds of other Mutants by the T-O (Techno-Organic) virus to serve in Selene’s army. Selene is the Black Queen of the Hellfire Club. She’s basically the opposite number of Emma Frost. He was forced to partake in the assault on the Mutant nation of Utopia. He survived the attack and was purged of the T-O virus, and has been on the loose ever since. Can’t keep a good bad guy down.

As stated above, Pyro’s only ability is mentally controlling masses of fire. He can cause an existing fire to grow exponentially, but not create it himself. Flames under his control can also be shaped into different forms, such as animals or people. Any fire in his line of sight within 100 yards or so of himself could be boosted in such a way. Any fire under his control can’t burn him, but if he’s knocked unconscious or something, he’s as flammable as anyone. In order to circumvent his limitation, he wears a kerosene-based flamethrower to fuel his powers. Considering he only needs a very small amount of base fire to create an inferno, the flamethrower contains significantly more fuel than he typically uses.

Pyro has been used a few times outside of the comics. He, Mystique, Toad and Blob are probably the most used members of that particular team. Not counting Quicksilver and Scarlet Witch, obviously.
I wish I could find something I love half as much as Pyro
loves burning things.

Pyro appeared as a member of Mystique’s Brotherhood in a handful of episodes of X-Men: The Animated Series. He works with Avalanche and Blob most often. Oddly, while this version of Pyro is a foreigner, this one is British. Which I just don’t get. It’s not like it’s hard to fake an Australian accent, am I right?

He appeared in the second season of X-Men: Evolution. This is the one time I know of where he’s Australian. He’s introduced in the season finale two parter “Day of Reckoning.” He’s part of Magneto’s elite team of Mutants, the Acolytes. It’s comprised of Sabertooth, Gambit, Colossus and Pyro. He works as one of the group’s ranged specialist. He often cackled with delight as he tried to burn things. He’s largely a background character. The most memorable moment, other then trying to incinerate a giant spider, was in “Cajun Spice.” In it, Gambit had kidnapped Rogue and was using her to help out his adoptive father. Wolverine, concerned about one of his kids missing and noted Gambit’s scent, finds the Acolytes base to find where he went. What he finds is Pyro watching a video of Magneto being obliterated by Apocalypse a few weeks back, cackling. Wolverine interrogates the Aussie, who explains that the team kind of fell apart after their boss died. Colossus went back to Russian (he was being forced to work with them from the start) and Gambit and Sabertooth vanished. When Logan leaves in a huff, Pyro starts watching the tape, saying it’s just “what [he] needs to turn a frown upside down.” Yeah, this version of Pyro is a sociopath.

Pyro is introduced in X2: X-Men United, portrayed by Aaron Stanford. He’s introduced as John, we know how I feel about all this Americanization of X-Men, and is a frenemy of Bobby Drake (Ice Man) and friend-friend of Rogue’s. He’s introduced in a museum where he used his powers to cause a cigarette to blow up in the face of a guy that stole his zippo. Bobby puts it out and Xavier mentally freezes the museum to cover it up. He, Rogue and Bobby are the only Mutant kids to escape the government raid of Xavier’s School with Wolverine. Over the course of the film, he meets and ultimately leaves with Magneto at the film’s end.

G'day, Mate.
He’s still around in X-Men: The Last Stand, and seems to have taken Mystique’s place as Magneto’s number two after the femme fatale was captured and then lost her powers. He’s been outfitted with a flame creating glove that he uses constantly. He and Ice Man end up going against each other in the final fight at Alcatraz Island. He tries to incinerate his friend, telling him that he “Should have stayed in school.” Ice Man reveals his Ice Armored form for the first time, and knocks Pyro out with a headbutt telling him “You should have never left.”


Pyro is interesting mostly for the unique limitation of his powers, and for having a kind of unusual background. I mean, he’s a best-selling author and journalist turned terrorist. How many of those are there? Not many. His genre was Gothic Romances, FYI. I’ve always enjoyed his design, his flamboyant (not apologizing) personality, and his accent. The whole “has a great power with a major limitation” thing is kind of interesting, though it seems like they don’t do much with it. Were he a hero in the X-Men mythos they’d probably explore how he can feel on top of the world one minute, and completely useless the next if his equipment was taken away. Include him in the list of underutilized Brotherhood members due to the fact his biggest roles were in X 2 and 3, but he’s so heavily modified he’s pretty much an original character. I hope to see him again in future projects, with his Down Under accent intact.

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