Friday, December 27, 2019

Viewer Log: The Mandalorian ep 6

Does it count as a double cross when it seems like literally everyone saw it coming?

Last time on the Mandalorian, our heroes found themselves stuck on one of the crummiest planets in the galaxy, good ol’ Tattooine. Mando left the Kid with an eccentric mechanic as he agreed to help a wannabe Guild Hunter, Toro Calican, track down and capture an ex-imperial assassin named Fennec Shand. Things went reasonably well, until Shand told Toro about the Mandalorian he’s working with and what he’d done to the Guild. Toro, being an idiot, tried to take both the Mandalorian and the child hostage to turn over to the guild, not realizing a bounty hunter with a minimum of two decades experience would knock his punk ass down hard. The Mandalorian and the Kid escape, paying off their repair bill with Toro’s money. Also, I stand corrected, the Razor Crest is in fact the Mandalorian’s ship. I didn’t realize it had a name. Let’s get to it. 

Chapter 6: The Prisoner

Our duo lands on a large space station. Mando meets up with an old acquaintance of his, Ranzar “Ran” Malk. Malk is aware of Mando’s recent Guild trouble, and has offered to give Mando some work. He wants the Mandalorian to help his crew of four to free a captured associate of his, specifically he wants to use Mando’s ship, the Razor Crest. He makes a joke about seeing Gratitude on Mando’s mask for the work before introducing him to the crew. We have Mayfeld, an ex-imperial sharpshooter (he’s super adamant he wasn’t a stormtrooper), the muscle Burg, a droid pilot Q9-0, and a Twi’lek woman named Xi’an. Xi’an worked with Mando in the past as well, and seems to have a crazy ex vibe to her.

Q9-0 integrates with the ship, he gets a couple of seconds of Greef Karga’s last message to Mando, but it’s heavily distorted so he doesn’t get anything from it. Mando meanwhile is given the breakdown on their mission. He immediately sees a glaring problem with the plan, they’re going to break into a New Republic prison ship to free their guy. He was under the impression that they were freeing Malk’s man from a rival gang, not the new government. Malk isn’t worried and insists Mando goes along with the plan. Q9-0 isn’t impressed with the Razor Crest, but it apparently is on the New Republic or Old Imperial databanks, so they can use it without raising flags. It will also jam the prison ships signals. The crew boards and they take off.

The crew in general seems unimpressed with the Mandalorian, save Xi’an, but she’s pretty dismissive of him as he is now, too. Mayfeld and Burg push him to show the group his face, which as we’ve established is a No-no at this point in Mandalorian culture. In the quick tussle between Mando and Burg, they accidentally open the hatch to where Mando had stashed the Child. I was wondering where the little guy went. Things get tense, but are interrupted by Moss… I mean Q9-0 executing his mission directives in rapid succession. He takes them out of hyperspace, jams the signal and lands in Now seconds.

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I don't think this mission is going to help Mando get over his
droid hatred.
Mando opens the hatch and the crew slip into the ship. The place is entirely run by droids, FYI. While they move in, Q9-0 disables most of the surveillance systems as they go. They pass several prisoners, including one Imperial officer, before approaching the control room. Burg shoots one of the little mouse droids that drives around the ship, which triggers the security droids to the intruders. While the main group gets pinned down, Mando slips around and single handedly disables at least a dozen of the guard droids himself, shooting, smashing, and flamethrowering them into scrap metal. The group seems unimpressed, but they’re dicks so…

They make it to the control room to find that there is in fact one human on the ship. The lone human guard is nervous and tries to hold them off, but it’s four on one. He pulls a tracking beacon, threatening to summon an attack squad to blow them to kingdom come. Mayfeld theatens to shoot the guard. The Mandalorian threatens to shoot Mayfeld if he shoots the guard. Burg threatens to shoot Mando if he shoots Mayfeld if he shoots the guard. They end up in a Mexican standoff, which only ends when Xi’an throws a knife and kills the guard. Unfortunately, the beacon was activated. Q9-0 tells them they have twenty minutes to get the prisoner.

They make it to the cell, freeing the prisoner. The prisoner is another Twi’lek, Qin, whom is also Xi’an’s brother. The group almost instantly betray Mando, shoving him into the cell and making a break for it. While the crew make for the Razor Crest, Q9-0 continues to and finally clears up Karga’s message, getting the dirt on Mando’s little green friend. He tells the group they have ten minutes to escape.

Mando, not one to be trapped for long, lassos a guard bot to get it’s key am. He unlocks his cell and makes a break for it. Q9-0 tells them that Mando has escaped, just before he puts the ship on lock down, sealing most of the exits, and separating the crew. As comms cut out, Q9-0 spots the Child and begins pondering. The Child disappears again before the droid can do anything. Qin and Mayfeld go one way, while Burg and Xi’an go another. Mando, watching from the control room, seems to pick Burg and Xi’an for his target before grabbing the tracking beacon from the floor.
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Think attempting to use the force but being interrupted by
your guardian shooting the droid in the back counts as
doing or not doing? 

          Qin offers Mayfeld triple what Malk offered, if he can kill the Mandalorian. The crew on the ship hunt Mando, while Q9-0 hunts the Child. Ultimately, it’s Burg that ends up being Mando’s first target. Mando tries to noose him from the rafters but is pulled into the room. Burg and he had a pretty intense fight, with the large Devaronian beating the Mandalorian hard, right up Mando gets him in a entry way and drops a door on him, before closing another set. Mando is all about overkill.

Mando tracks down Xi’an next. She tosses several throwing knives at Mando, but his Beskar protects him extremely well, their fight ends ambiguously with his knife on her throat. He sneaks up on Mayfeld a few minutes later, getting him in the dark. When he tracks down Qin, he tells the Twi’lek that “they got what they deserved.” How mysterious. Qin turns himself over to the Mandalorian, figuring that the Mandalorian will at least get him off the ship.

Q9-0 tracks the Child to his little hatch. The little guy holds up a hand and seems to try Stun Droid on him. It works… if Mando shooting it from behind counts. They fly back to Malk’s ship. Mando turns Qin over to Malk. There’s an awkward moment where Mando makes it clear the rest of the crew isn’t coming and gets his money. Mando flies off. Malk orders his fighters up to the deck and tell them to kill Mando. It’s at that moment that Qin realizes that the signal beacon from the ship was planted in his pants. As Mando flies off, three X-Wings fly in on the space station. They bombard the station, presumably killing or capturing Malk and Qin. Mando unscrews the Child’s favorite ball thing from one of his toggles, tell him that “that was a bad idea,” as they keep flying.

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"Can we please go somewhere where you don't end up
blowing something up?" The Child thought, knowing
the answer is a resounding NOOO.
Back on the prison ship, it’s revealed that Mando didn’t kill the crew, and instead stashed them all in the cell that Qin vacated.


I started out not particularly caring for this episode. I mean, in the first minute you can tell that Mando is getting double crossed at either the midway or conclusion of this mission. You know it, I know it, and even Mando seems to know it. That sort of formula gets kind of boring. As does the crowd of bad people being dicks to the hero cliché. But the episode does pick up after the betrayal and Mando starts setting about taking care of his teammates. The brawl with Burg was particularly funny, with the red devil alien shrugging off most of the hits Mando lands, right up until the doors slam onto him. I also liked Mayfeld’s third robotic arm and his three-pistol style. While the telegraphed the hell out of the whole stash the tracker on Qin to backstab Malk plot point, it was satisfying as hell to see them pull the tracker out and see the X-Wings fly in. Forty-two years later and they are still some of the best space ships ever created. With this, we’re coming up on the penultimate episode of season one, I hope it lives up to the hype. Have a good night, everybody. 

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