Thursday, July 30, 2020

Viewer Log: X-Men: Evolution ep 9

How do you stop the unstoppable? 

Last time on X-Men: Evolution, Evan’s extracurricular homework assignment got a bit complicated. He inadvertently leaked Logan’s location to his archnemesis Sabertooth. The burly biker attacked the mansion, but was driven off by the X-Men and mansion security. Wanting to make up for it, Evan got Kitty and Rogue to help him set Sabertooth up. With a little help from Logan, they were able to beat the beast back and drop him somewhere up north to cool off. And no, we never find out what grade Evan got on that assignment. Shucks. Ah well, that’s enough recap, let’s get to it, shall we?

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Raven, I think you really need to reconsider your plan
to unleash the UNSTOPPABLE JUGGERNAUT if you
don't actually have a method of stopping him. Just sayin'.

 

We open on Stokes County Maximum Security Prison. It’s a heavily fortified facility with safeguards on top of safeguards. We’re shown as a guard goes through several barred doors, one heavy vault door, a laser array, and several other defenses before getting to a control panel. He hits a few buttons and causes a tank of green liquid to rise up from the ground. In it, there’s a man chained to the ground and floating in the goo. The guard decants the man, shapeshifting back into Mystique. She tells the prisoner to “Wake up Cain. It’s time you had a long overdue family reunion with your brother, Charles Xavier.” Oh no… she’s waking up Juggernaut.

 

We then cut over to the X-Men. They along with the Brotherhood and several normie students from Bayville High are on a wilderness retreat at Ironback Survival Camp under the tutelage of Sgt. Hawk. Apparently, the X-Men were given a choice, a wilderness retreat with an intense former Sgt, or a retreat with Logan. Yeah, I’d have gone with the army man too. Scott’s put in charge of the group as a team leader, much to the Brotherhood’s annoyance. Toad and Fred are up for killing them, but Lance wants to beat them on the court and in public.

 

Mystique fully releases Cain, taking the time to stoke Cain’s anger at his brother for locking him up in what amounts to suspended animation. She offers him a deal along with his helmet, break her into the X-Mansion and give her access to Cerebro, and she’ll let him do as he wishes with Charles. Mystique must not know that Cerebro requires a telepath to use it effectively. Whoops. Cain takes his helmet and starts busting through walls. He doesn’t want to take the stealth approach, or follow orders. He’s going home.

 

Back at Camp, the kids are doing a short obstacle course. It’s almost immediately broken by Fred. Who in their right minds asks the kid that clearly weighs a metric ton to try to climb a rope? Scott and Lance pull out ahead and make it to a pair of rafts. Lance knocks Scott into the river with a seismic blast and pulls out ahead. Evan sees and is all for popping Lance’s boat with some spikes, but Jean stops him, pointing out they agreed to trying to not use their powers for this thing. She says that Scott will handle this like a leader. He immediately proves that prediction wrong by optic blasting Lance into the water and paddling to victory. The Brotherhood boys and X-Men start arguing about who cheated the most, but Hawk shuts that right down with pushups. After the students exercised a bit, he offers them an alternative solution to fighting. He tells the students that they’ll be split into their two teams and race to the top of Mt. Humiliation. He put a flag up there, and the winner is the group that gets up there first and snaps a picture of the entire group with the flag. So, no Kurt or Pietro just zooming to the end.  To make it more interesting, Lance and Scott both agree their groups won’t use powers on the race up.  

 

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Really glad this was a freight train, and not a passenger
car. Little victories.

Back at the Mansion, Logan finds Charles using Cerebro. He asks if the prof is detecting new mutants, but Charles explains he’s just keeping a telepathic eye on the students. Logan is clearly a little miffed that his students are getting survival training from someone other than him. Before they can get to much into that discussion, though, Cerebro starts alerting Charles to a new Mutant. He’s excited at first, until Cerebro reveals it’s an Enhanced Mutant signature that had been detected before. Cain is on his way home. Charles explains that Cain Marko is his half-brother, they share a father, and that his brother had been born with an X gene, but his was dormant for most of his life. He used “mysticism” to unlock his power, turning him into an unstoppable Juggernaut. We’re shown an example of this as on the road, Cain easily tosses aside a pair of cop cars that try to stop him.

 

The X-Men, meanwhile, are jogging toward the mountain summit. They’re doing fairly well, but the “city kid” Evan is lagging a bit behind. The Brotherhood seems to have gotten ahead, as Toad leads the way up the mountain, while Fred climbs up behind, pulling Pietro and Lance up behind him. Pietro’s a bit nervous about Blob slipping and turning the two of them into paste, but Lance wants to win too badly to avoid the risk.

 

Meanwhile, Storm takes the Blackbird out. She flies around the area of Bayville, summoning intense fog. The hope is that if Cain is too hard to find, no normies will get killed trying to stop the Juggernaut. Wolverine moves Xavier into the Danger Room, as that is the most heavily guarded part of their facility. Wolverine asks if Charles has any ace in the hole that he can use against Cain, to which Charles says he does. He can basically mentally blast his brother into unconsciousness, provided he’s not wearing his helmet which shields him from Charles’ attacks. We’re then shown Cain walking through a train as it thunders by, causing a massive pileup.

 

Back at Mt. Humiliation, the Brotherhood boys have reached a plateau. Toad and Fred had spotted an abandoned mineshaft, Toad had gone ahead to scout as Fred pulled Pietro and Lance the rest of the way up. Toad rejoins them and tells them that there’s a shaft that leads almost all the way to the top. The boys go in, assuming they’d just assured victory, and totally ignoring the DANGER signs they rip down to get through. The X-Men are slightly farther back. Scott, who clearly wants to win bad, has Kurt bamf up to check on the flag despite the earlier promise of no powers. After confirming the flag is still there, he has Evan spike launch a line up the mountain and starts climbing the rope. He stops and offers it to a clearly angry Jean, who brushes past and starts free climbing up.

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Do you think the metal bones help with pain management
at all, or do they just make impacts much, much worse for his organs?

 

The Brotherhood reach Toad’s shaft, but find that It’s mostly blocked by rubble. Lance throws Toad up against a pillar and starts yelling at him for costing them the win, but Toad and Pietro encourage Lance to shake things up a bit with his powers. Unfortunately, he shakes it a bit too well and causes a cave in. The quake causes the whole mountain to shake and Evan almost falls to his death. Jean grabs him with Telekinesis and pulls him back up. Scott wants Jean to levitate them all to the top, but she calls him out for wanting to cheat and not getting there’s a difference between saving a life in an extreme situation and winning a stupid contest. This seems to shake something loose in Scott. They find the shaft and hear Toad calling for help. Scott assures the slimeball that they won’t leave the Brotherhood to die.

 

Back at the mansion, Xavier explains a bit more about his brother to Wolverine. Apparently, Cain had a very bad relationship with his and Charles’ father, which left him incredibly angry. It’s not said outright, but if we assume Xavier is their father’s surname, which seems likely, then some of that resentment might stem from being an illegitimate son. Just saying. His anger turned all the more violent when he awakened his power and became nigh invulnerable. Charles eventually elected to stop his brother and lock him up to protect everyone else. He had no choice, or so he claimed. They’re interrupted by Cain’s arrival.

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Yeah, your mentors are about to be murdered, but
we can take a few minutes for a group shot. No Rush.

 

Wolverine rushes Juggernaut, but has little success cutting through his armor or skin. Juggernaut throws him through several object and finally down into the subbasement. Mystique, following behind, is irate at discovering that Cerebro had been smashed as a Wolverine shaped object was thrown through it. Juggernaut slams Logan into the Danger Room, leaving the little Canadian dazed. Mystique rushes in behind and starts screaming at Cain for going back on their deal. He instead backhands her, says that he doesn’t make deals and he’s going to end both Xavier and Mystique. Well, this plan royally backfired.

 

Back at the Mountain, the X-Men help the Brotherhood out of the hole. Once out, Pietro and Kurt race to the top, both getting there are about the same time and start struggling over the flag. They’re interrupted by the Blackbird pulls up. Storm tells the students that both Mystique and Xavier are in danger and that they need to come with her to save them. Both teams agree, but they take a moment to retrieve the flag and return it to Hawk along with a group photo of everyone with the flag. Woo, little victories.

 

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Okay, not going to lie, this is a pretty cool group shot.

Charles tries to talk his brother down, convince him that the institute is about new beginnings and starting over, but Cain’s not interest in talking. Charles activates the Logan’s Run X-13 training sim to slow his brother down. It works, slowing Cain just long enough for the X-Men and Brotherhood to arrive. A still recovering Logan tells them to get the helmet off Cain.

 

Jean keeps Cain from reaching his brother, lifting him up but clearly draining most of her strength doing it. Blob hip checks Juggernaut to the side, allowing Kurt to Bamf onto Juggernaut’s back and undo a latch on the helmet. Juggernaut grabs him and tosses the elf aside. Cyclops and Avalanche disorientate Juggernaut with their powers, which lets Pietro run up and undo another latch. He stumbles near a wall, allowing Shadowcat and a copying Rogue to phase through it and get the last two latches. Toad leaps above him and rips the helmet off with his tongue. Juggernaut tries to rush Charles again, but Xavier with a sad look on his face is able to mentally blast his brother into submission. Mystique and her Brotherhood leave, promising that they won’t see this sort of team up again any time soon. But Scott and Lance have a friendly bit of banter before they depart.

 

Charles, Logan, Scott and Jean ship Cain back into lock up. Charles seems to be deeply saddened to see his brother reincarcerated, but he accepted a long time ago that he couldn’t change Cain. As they leave, Scott muses what it’d be like to work with the Brotherhood more often, if the boys could get out of their own way and join them. He suggests Jean could nudge them along in that regard, and gives her permission to keep nudging him if he ever acts like he did on the mountain again. A solid ending.

 

I really enjoyed this episode. They modified the backstory about Cain Marko quite a bit, but the end result was the same. I liked that they kept the point that Cain’s powers are relatively new. In the comics, he’s Charles’ 100% human step-brother who discovered a magic ruby that turned him into the avatar of a dark god called Cyttorak. So, while they made him a Mutant like in X-Men 3, he’s still truer to his origins here as his power had to be artificially activated. And I liked that, while we didn’t dive too deeply into it, it seems clear that Charles is deeply saddened by Cain’s unwillingness to change. Again, this is probably speculation on my part, but I can’t help but feel that a backstory episode would have revealed that there was a time when they got along fairly well, before Cain’s anger and power consumed him. Fun fact, both men are played by David Kaye. He was able to changed his voice and cadence just enough that it really sells the idea that these are two brothers instead of one man doing two voices. The X-Men and Brotherhoods wilderness survival arc felt a bit rushed in comparison. I don’t know, maybe this episode would have worked better as a two parter. They could have stretch out the race a bit, include a few more instances of both sides almost using their powers but electing not to, with Scott and Lance getting more and more desperate to win the race. End with the kids making it to the mountain and Charles becoming aware of Cain, then part two could have been the actual climb and a slightly deeper dive into Charles and Cain’s relationship. Would that have made for a rather dull part 1? Yes, but I think if they got the pacing right, they could have kept people interested and on the hook for part 2. Oh, and the fight with Juggernaut could have been longer that way. What could have been. That all said, I did like the team fight against Juggernaut even if it felt a bit rushed. Juggernaut is probably the most powerful character that has been in combat thus far, and it really would take a group effort on this scale to subdue him. So yeah, this was a good one. Next time, we’ll delve a bit deeper into the past of our favorite blue German Elf, and what might have caused him to… look like he does. 


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