Friday, January 29, 2021

Viewer Log: X-Men: Evolution ep 23

 The Mysterious Mesmero mindbends Mutants to malicious misdemeanors. I know that theft of this magnitude is probably a felony, but I needed to alliterate.  


Last time on X-Men: Evolution, an Angel took flight. Reclusive trust fund kid Warren Worthington III decided to use his gifts, a pair of angelic wings, to fly around NYC saving people. This drew the attention of both Xavier and Magneto. Wanting to recruit Warren, Charles sent Rogue and Scott to look for him, as they were his only two students not away for Christmas, and Magneto handled this one himself. Magneto sets Warren up and forces him to knock a child into the frozen water. He saves the girl, but New Yorkers quickly soured on the “freak” after that. Rogue and Scott track Warren to a cathedral where the girl’s parents were praying, and where Magneto attempted to force the fledgling Mutant to come with him. The three force Magneto to retreat. They are all relieved to see the girl recover from her dip in the frozen river, and we closed on how everyone was doing over the holiday. It was a very nice episode. Let’s get to it, shall we?

 

We open on Jean walking through a carnival in her nightshirt. She’s almost immediately set upon by demons from the foulest pit of hell, Clowns. What? Read or watch It, clowns are Monsters! Anyway, she’s surrounded by bigger and bigger clowns until one of them collapses and crushes her. She wakes up, floating a good foot or more off her bed. After landing, she noticed a Jack-in-the-box by her bed winding down. She grabs it for some reason, and when it pops open, the creepy smiling grimace of a tattooed man makes her scream.

 

... I can't imagine this sells well.

The next day, the entire mansion is frantically searching for Jean. Apparently, she vanished in the night. They found the Jack-in-the-box, but Scott just says it’s something she one at the Carnival in town last week, not realizing that thing is a smoking Chekhov’s freaking gun. Hank informs Scott and Charles that Jean is for sure not on the grounds. Hank then goes down to their super computer and goes through news articles looking to see if she’s made headlines yet. When asked Charles why they aren’t using Cerebro, Charles reminds everyone that Cerebro won’t detect Jean until she uses her powers. Meanwhile, the others are searching for Jean around town, Scott calling their normal friends as he drives, Rogue, Evan and Kurt trying her favorite spots in town, and Kitty checking to see if the Brotherhood knows anything. There’s a pretty funny gag where the area shakes, Kitty comes out in a huff telling Lance to cool it and that she wasn’t accusing them but remarks “as if one of you hadn’t tried it before,” as she walks off.

 

Meanwhile, the New Mutants, Bobby, Berserker (yes that’s his name), Sam, and Jubilee sneak down into the Danger Room to have an unsupervised training session. Jamie runs in to do the training session too, but the others ditch the younger New Mutant saying that Multiple isn’t fit for the Danger Room just yet.

 

Logan is the one to finally get a clue, a bus station attendant remembers seeing her, got a ticket to Boston at about 4 in the morning. He calls it in, and Charles confirms using Cerebro. Oh no.

 

It's best to not mess with Ms. Jean Gray.

In Boston, Jean in her full costume, breaks into a museum and steals a gawdy looking gold ring with a large ruby. As she flies out, some patrol cars pull up to stop her, but she casually flings them aside as she floats away.

 

Scott has the X-Jet prepped, but Charles tells him they’ll have to wait, as Jean’s last use of power was at a set of train tracks, so she’s likely long gone.

 

The New Mutants, meanwhile are caught in a tentacle trap in the Danger Room. They’re able to free themselves combining their powers. The guys are all stoked to keep practicing, but Jubilee has had enough and tries to leave. Unfortunately, Jamie is in the control booth and decided to give his classmates some extra credit. They come out some time later with frazzled hair and torn uniforms. Jamie comes over to gloat, and the others threaten to get him, but are too sore to do it immediately.

 

That night, Jean returns to the Mansion. Scott, who’d been tossing and turning with worry, sees her and tries to talk to her. Unfortunately, she just mentally blasts him to knock him unconscious and puts him to bed. She goes to Kurt’s room, the occupant snapping one is eyes and moving silently like Jean has all episode.

 

Scott wakes up and tells the professor what happened. They’re able to track them via Airport surveillance and found them heading towards New York City… wait, aren’t they really close to there? Whatever. Scott and Logan head out in the X-Jet.

 

Okay, this is a very clever combination of powers.

Kurt and Jean break into a bank, Jean using her powers to keep them above security and Kurt using his to bamf them into places. They pull open a safety deposit box and take another gawdy ring with a large gemstone from it. Logan and Scott land and bust into the bank in quick order. Jean throws them both back out into the street, and then she and Kurt teleport out and up to the X-Jet, stealing it. Logan grumbles that “this is seriously starting to get me upset.”

 

The X-Jet lands at the mansion. Within, Hank has done some research and figured out that the rings are from ancient Tibet, and that they’re part of a set of three. They’re still looking for the third ring when Charles senses Jean. He uses his telepathy to try to delver her mind, but only sees an image of that tattooed man from earlier. When he breaks the trance, Hank informs him that they’re locked in. Kitty and Spyke have been taken over as well and the group of four escape.

 

Sometime later, Charles is able to reconstruct the man from his vision on Cerebro as Rogue walks in. She recognizes him, and takes Charles back up to the now cooled Chekhov’s gun… I mean Jack-in-the-box, saying that it is of the Mindbending Mesmero, one of the acts of that Circus they visited last week. And then Hank comes in and says that he found the last ring, at the Washington Museum of Eastern Antiquities.

 

In Washington, the X-Jet lands on the roof of the Washington Museum of Eastern Antiquities. Security meets them on the roof. Huh, a half dozen rent-a-cops vs. four highly trained Mutants. Well, it goes exactly how you’d think, and they slip into the building. They use their combined powers to seal off the exhibit area and Kitty is the one to phase the final ring out of its case. They return to the jet and take off. Well, at least no one got hurt.

 

Beast, Rogue and Charles pick up Logan and Scott in the Velocity. Logan complains that it’s about time as they’re not dressed for socializing with normals, but Hank comments that they’re all dressed for the Circus.

 

The X-Jet lands and the crew disembark to bring Mesmero his prizes. The Velocity lands a moment later, Charles telling his team that they just need to hold off the others long enough for him to face off against Mesmero.

 

Beast and Nightcrawler start the fighting off, the two blue Mutants grappling, with Nightcrawler teleporting around to try and disorientate his teacher. Spyke faces off against Cyclops and Rogue, almost skewering them but Cyclops is able to knock him off his feet. Jean takes over and throws her oldest friend around like a rag doll. Wolverine then faces off against Shadowcat… kinda. He says that he can’t hurt the twerp, and she kicks him in the shin… I’m 100% that would hurt her foot more than it’d hurt his shin. Because metal bones. But this apparently disables Logan? Weird.

 

You mess with the Xavier, you get the mind crush.

Jean goes for the tent, but Charles tries to stop her. He pulls the whole “fight it,” thing, but Mesmero’s hold is too strong. Rogue rushes Jean and tries to drain her. She’s able to drop Jean but she’s strong enough to toss the bag to Mesmero, whom I guess was hiding just inside the tent, watching like a creepy voyeur. Mesmero laughs evilly now that he has his prize, but Charles doesn’t make it easy for him. The two have a psychic duel where it seems like Charles will obliterate him, but then Mesmero smirks and says “You have no idea who you’re messing with, Xavier,” before mentally blasting Charles back. Mesmero ducks back into the tent.

 

He is coming.

Everyone comes too, with no memory of the last few days or hours as the case may be. Rogue helps Charles up and then uses her borrowed Telekinesis to rip the tent apart. But Mesmero is gone. Charles is clearly shaken by this, claiming that Mesmero was merely another pawn in the game, that he was working with something far more powerful than anything he’d felt before.

 

We cut over to the mountains of Tibet. Mesmero is creeping through the rocks into a hidden temple. He creeps through the temple, grabbing a golden shaft from an altar. He fixes the rings onto the shaft, turning it into a key. He uses the key on the lock, causing a lot of light and lightning to spark as the door peels open. It reveals another door, one with some kind of insect inlayed in it. He asks for more instructions, which he receives via telepathy. He promises to find the other two keys and that one day soon the world will once again tremble… at the presence… of… Apocalypse! OH balls.

 

I thought that this was a great episode introducing the Apocalypse arc. While only shown briefly, Mesmero is creepy and mysterious enough to work as a servant of Apocalypse. The bit at the end where he’s actually able to fight off the strongest Telepath alive, hinted at with long distance help from ol’ Nur, was a bit of a shock. I also liked how they showed the effects of his powers. Once enthralled, his victims were completely silent, staring unblinkingly forward, and not even grunting as they’re battered around. Though I do question why Mesmero didn’t grab everyone, or at least Kurt as well as Jean when he grabbed Jean. Like, teleportation plus telekinesis, that solves 90% of the issues you might face. I think my one complaint was that bit where apparently Logan was stopped by Kitty, definitely, breaking her foot kicking his shin. That was just such a bizarre choice. This is not the last we’ll see of Mesmero, Apocalypse is coming, and the world will TREMBLE with his coming. 


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