Today we’re going to be talking
about one of the nuttier members of Batman’s rogue’s gallery. And, considering
the sort of crazy weirdos that run around Gotham City, that is saying
something. Also, just going to say right off the bat, dummies are creepy. I
don’t mean the kind of guys that Jeff Dunham uses, but the classic wooden toys.
They’re just… unsettling. With their cold dead eyes, and creepy flapping
mouths. Don’t give me that look, watch any Slappy themed episodes of the old Goosebumps TV show and tell me that you
don’t find them creepy. Let’s get to it.
Who's controlling who? |
Like a number of Batman’s baddies,
Arnold Wesker’s childhood bears a striking resemblance to the Dark Knight. How?
Tragic death of parents. Arnold was an incredibly meek, timid child. One of
those kind of kids that if you popped a balloon to close to him, he might wet
himself. That sort of thing. One day, his parents took him to the Gotham City
shipyards to see an albatross. The bird was something of a local attraction,
don’t know why. For some reason, this bird terrified young Arnold. Have you ever
seen an albatross? Yeah, they’re big birds, but they are far from the most
intimidating avian on planet earth. He demanded that his family take him home,
and his folks comply. While walking back to the car, a delivery truck lost
control, rocketed down the street, and hit Mr. and Mrs. Wesker. Right in front
of Arnold’s eyes. The death of the Waynes is tragic, but at least Bruce’s
parents could have an open casket funeral. Just saying.
The trauma of seeing his parent’s
violent death, caused by his emotional outburst, caused Arnold to develop some
pretty severe emotional problems. Namely that he completely repressed all of
his emotions. He grew up… pathetically. Like George McFly before Marty changed
the past in Back to the Future. But
worse, since he didn’t meet the hot local girl that was willing to lower her
standards for him. So sad. Arnold’s life changed once again, when the dam that
held back his reservoir of anger finally
crack. He was in a bar, when a brawl started. He accidentally, but brutally,
killed the guy that started the bar fight. He was sent to Blackgate Prison. He
was put in a cell with a man named Donnegan. He and Donnegan had an…okay
relationship. It was good enough that Donnegan showed Arnold his’ greatest
treasure, a dummy he named Woody. Woody was carved from the wood of the old
Blackgate gallows, and looked creepy as heck. But, for some reason, Arnold was
enamored with the creepy thing. He wanted to get his hands on it, but Donnegan
was very protective of his toy. When Arnold did get a few minutes alone with
the creepy, creepy thing and Donnegan found out, he beat the snot out of
Arnold.
As time went on, Arnold grew
increasingly depressed with prison life. Shocking, I know. When he finally had
enough, he decided to commit suicide. He made himself a noose, and prepared to
hang himself at night while Donnegan slept. To his surprise, Woody began
speaking to him. Woody encouraged Arnold to, not hang himself, but to escape.
He initially thought that Donnegan was just messing with him, but the other
prisoner was dead to the world. ‘Woody’ informed Arnold that Donnegan had spent
fifteen years digging a tunnel under their cell, but had given up. After just a
little coaxing, Arnold was convinced to keep living and make his escape. Arnold
grabbed Woody, intending to bring the doll with him. Unfortunately, Donnegan
woke up and attacked Arnold again, this time with a corkscrew he’d smuggled in.
During the altercation, Donnegan scratched Woody’s right eye. Arnold grabbed a
loose brick, and smashed it against Donnegan’s head, killing him. He strung up
Donnegan’s body with the noose, and escaped. The tunnel led to the prison
boathouse. On Woody’s urging, Arnold stole a riot shotgun and murdered two
guards, before escaping on a raft. They made it to the mainland of Gotham City,
stole some new clothes, and gave Woody a new name. The little doll “hated” the
name of Woody, and chose to go by the name Scarface.
Seriously, shouldn't that little gun still blow off his little puppet arms? |
He spent only a short time in
prison. Drug money, it works wonders. After getting out and recovering Scarface,
Arnold actually wanted to retire from the drug life, but Scarface refused to
allow it. While they were in lock up and the evidence locker, respectively, a
new group called the Street Demonz had taken over their territory. Scarface
does not take kindly to interlopers. They reclaimed their gang and declared all-out
war against the Demonz. They had several turf brawls, one of which ended with
Scarface being riddled with bullets. Believing that Scarface was “dead,” Arnold
tried to bury him. Literally. But, from the little wooden coffin, Scarface
demanded to be released. Arnold complied, and repaired the damage to his little
master.
Scarface and the Ventriloquist were
pretty constant fixtures in Gotham’s underbelly, until Arnold was brutally
murdered by an up and coming crime boss. Despite this, the Ventriloquist did
make a comeback. As a Black Lantern during the Blackest Night event. For
those just joining us, a Black Lantern is like a Green Lantern, but also a
Zombie. A very crazy combination, I know.
But, even in death and equipped with the Black Lantern power ring, Arnold
wasn’t free of Scarface. BL Arnold felt compelled to creating a new Scarface,
this one being a Black Lantern Construct. Darn, it sucks to be this guy. He was
ultimately destroyed along the rest of the Black Lantern Corps when its
leader/avatar Black Hand was brought back to life and conscripted into the
Indigo Tribe. (The Purple Green Lanterns)
As the Ventriloquist, Arnold Wesker
has no superpowers or even above average abilities. He even sucks as a
ventriloquist, being unable to pronounce ‘B’s’ while throwing his voice. He’d
substitute G’s in. So “Boys, we’re robbing the bank before Batman gets here,”
becomes “Goys, we’re rogging the gank gefore Gatman gets here.” He’s really not
good at anything… except being a crime boss. Arnold Wesker suffers from a form
of dissociative identity disorder, where he acts out his aggressive impulses
and thoughts through his dummy. Scarface is absolutely ruthless, killing anyone
that gets in his way, and abusing Arnold whenever he has even the smallest
excuse. His preferred weapon is a tommy gun. Not sure how that kind of high
powered weapon doesn’t blow off his arms, to be honest.
And, while not a superpower or
accessory, the Ventriloquist and Scarface do have incredibly loyal minions. Notably
the musclebound Rhino, and the willowy Mugsy. Both are fiercely loyal to their
odd bosses. Rhino has been shown to be one of the few that considers the
Ventriloquist to be his actual boss, and only addresses Scarface like he’s in
charge to humor the Ventriloquist’s psychosis.
Wonder if this put Arnold's life into perspective for him? |
The Ventriloquist and Scarface are
two minor but recurring villains of Batman’s canon. Scarface has actually made
several more appearances then his puppeteer, usually as a trophy in the Batcave
or similar location. Also, Arnold is shown to be a much better ventriloquist
outside the comics. No replacing B’s with G’s in the TV shows.
In Batman: The Animated Series, Batman first becomes aware of the
Ventriloquist and Scarface in “Read My Lips.” He searched for the ringleader of
a series of bank robberies, imagine his surprise when he finds a mild mannered
guy holding a very angry dummy leading the crime ring. After a few encounters,
Batman is captured by the gruesome twosome and is put in a deathtrap. Tied up
and suspended over a pit of mannequin hands with sharpened nails pointing up.
Batman is able to get out of this situation by using his own ventriloquism and
impersonating skills. He mimics Arnold’s voice, throwing it as both puppeteer
and puppet. Arnold and his alternate persona start arguing, and in a fit of
frustration Scarface orders Arnold be shot. His goons are pretty confused by
this, as they all had been working on the assumption that, while their boss was
insane they by no means thought that the puppet was anything more than their
bosses bizarre quirk. Like Penguin’s birds, Riddlers questions or Two-Face’s
coin. Do you shoot your boss when he tells you to shoot him? In the confusion,
Batman is able to escape, and Scarface is destroyed. Arnold is brought to
Arkham, where he almost immediately starts working on a new Scarface. They
returned in several other episodes, including “Trial,” “Catwalk,” and “Double
Talk.”
How is the evil doll made of death energy LESS creepy then the wooden version? |
The Ventriloquist and Scarface are
an interesting pair. Arnold’s bizarre psychosis makes him both incredibly
pathetic and dangerous. It’s a very bizarre thing to watch, seeing a mild
mannered man constantly being berated and abused by a puppet. How much do you
have to hate yourself to allow your little puppet to abuse you? I actually
think his best episodes are “Double Talk” from Batman: TAS and “A Fist Full of Felt” from The Batman. Both are episodes that show the return of Scarface after
Arnold is pronounced cured, and the relapse into his old ways. Both are
actually pretty good metaphors for addiction or abusive relationships, as in
both Arnold Wesker kicks his “Scarface” habit, but falls back into, through his
old gang for TAS and subpar therapy
in The Batman. He knows Scarface is
bad for him, he knows being near the puppet will lead to misery, but he is
incapable of functioning without it. Which is so very, incredibly, unbelievably
sad. They’re the pathetic puppeteer and deranged dummy, the gruesome twosome,
the Ventriloquist and Scarface. Next time: either the Riddler or Luke Cage
Viewer Logs, whichever comes first.
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