Saturday, January 25, 2025

Viewer Log: What If...? ep 26

What If... it's the end? 

Last time on What If…?, we got to catch up with Captain Carter. Since we last saw her, Peggy formed a new Guardians of the Multiverse that traveled to different dimensions to help protect them from extra dimensional threats. Her team, consisting of a Mjolnir wielding Storm, an adult Byrdie the Duck, and Kahhori, fight off that squid monster Carter fought in her universe, killing it and saving Nova Prime Nebula’s version of Xandar. Before they can celebrate, shards from the Watcher’s Fifth dimension land near them. Realizing something like this means Uatu must be in danger, Peggy and co try to find a way to use the fragments to travel to the Watcher’s plane to help him. After two failures, one technological and one magical, the team settles on getting an Infinite Ultron to get them to the plane, as Infinite Ultron was the only being able to travel to that higher plane. Carter, fearing for her team as she’s the only one to see literal dead universes that Infinite Ultron left in his wake, headed out alone. The others follow and find her broken Shield near Infinite Ultron. The ladies try to start a fight but even Storm, a literal Goddess with Mjolnir, isn’t powerful enough to actually hurt him. He uses the Time Stone to freeze them in place before explaining he had the ‘I’m the last thing in existence, the F*** did I exterminate life?” epiphany and says that he didn’t attack Carter. Instead another Watcher, most likely the Executioner, attacked Carter and took her back to his home dimension. He agrees to help the others find Carter, takes the Shard of the Fifth Dimension, powers up, and leads them to it. Enough recap. Let’s get to it.

 

Ep 26: What If… What If?

 

We open with a flashback to Uatu the Watcher on his first day as a Watcher. In the Fifth Dimension he just looks out on the Multiverse and basks in infinity before the Eminence joins him. Uatu asks how anyone can take it all in. The Eminence says that not everyone can, but as Watchers, they’re the exception. He compliments Uatu on his dedication to their order, to watch but not interfere, and that he thinks Uatu will do great. Uatu asks what if the Eminence is wrong. The Eminence answers that “what if is an irrelevant question.” He explains that the belief of the Watchers is that to preserve the natural order is to not interfere with it, just watch. He asks Uatu if he’s ready to do it, and Uatu says he will. He takes the Oath of the Watchers, to Watch over everyone he must become no one, and gains his robe of office. The Eminence shows him the crystal hallways of the Observational Plane. Uatu says that it’s beautiful, but the Eminence corrects him and says it just is. They can offer no judgements, only observations. Which, ya know, just sounds like the worst job ever. Not going to lie. Uatu asks what the point is of just watching, but the Eminence says that is something he’ll figure out on his own. Uatu says he will never fail the Eminence.

 

We then cut to the Eminence announcing that Uatu failed him. Nice cut. He claims that Uatu left them as a Watcher but has returned to them as a Heretic. Uatu is on trial for the crimes he committed, specifically interfering with the natural order and exposing their secrets to mortals. Uatu insists he only shared their secrets with Heroes. The Eminence asks if he truly considered Strange Supreme a hero, the man that destroyed his own dimension and then, with help from Uatu, recreated it. Uatu claims that he sacrificed his own soul to undo his mistake, and that his new universe is creating new branches of reality. He calls it a miracle, they call it an abomination. He equates it to gardening, that he’s merely cultivating, weeding, and using pesticide on his garden to help things grow. They claim that’s a convenient excuse, and charge him with interfering to save the life of Riri Williams, Jun-Fan, Nick Fury, and Madisynn, to name a few. Uatu kind of just shrugs at that. Sidenote, I do think it’s hilarious that Madisynn with two Ns and a Y that’s not where you think is this ultimate basic white girl that keeps getting bailed out by beings infinitely more powerful than her. They then reveal that Captain Peggy Carter is the most dangerous of Uatu’s projects and that they have her in custody. They ask him why he’s risking everything for these beings who, in the grand scheme of things, don’t matter. Uatu says that they matter to him, to which the Eminence says that is his failing, nothing can matter to a Watcher. He repeats the line that a Watcher is No One. Carter tells him to not believe that, as no person is no one. The Eminence sentences them to death. Uatu says that that’s not their way, but the Eminence says it’s the only way to correct what Uatu broke. And the fact he now has to break an oath of non-violence to do it is what hurts the most. Way to make this execution all about you, bro. Infinite Ultron bursts in and blasts them. Uatu is shocked to see Infinite Ultron and that he’s with Carter, who cheerily tells him he now knows what a surprise feels like. Infinite Ultron frees them and says he’ll cover them in time to get to the ship. Carter says that they can’t leave Infinite Ultron, but he tells them to go, as this is what he's programmed for. The Guardians meet up and fly out, Byrdie using the upgrades Ultron did to the ship to help them slip through the seams of reality. Uatu says that this is pointless as the other Watchers have seen everything, every moment of their lives and every variation of those moments. Carter has the bright idea to take them into Strange Supreme’s reality. In his sacrifice, he infused himself with every atom of that reality and they hope he’s still aware enough to help them and can repress the other Watchers powers. The Eminence kills Infinite Ultron. The Three Watchers appear before the group and announces “No more Running,” and blast them out of the seams.

 

The ship crash lands on an alien world a few universes short of Strange’s reality. Everyone lands safely, but then the Watchers appear before them. Byrdie, Storm, and Kahhori blast the Watchers and try to force them into Strange’s reality, but it doesn’t work. The other Watchers insist that the only way they can Watch reality is to not be tied to it, Uatu insists that that doesn’t have to be the way. The Eminence blasts them and smashes them against a mountain. Uatu tells the group that they need to take the Oath of the Watcher, which they do, accepting the Oath before being blasted. This gives them the power to survive the blast and to face off against the Watchers. The other Watchers suit up for battle, the Eminence repeating that he was meant to be no one. Uatu announces that he’s not no one, that he is Uatu and they battle. I’m just now realizing that they haven’t said his name before but I use it all the time. Whoops.

 

The Guardians and Watchers face off. The Watchers are powerful, but Carter and Co have experience using unfathomable power and hold them off. Uatu tells the Eminence that he doesn’t want to fight, but the Eminence says that there’s power in choice and he has made his. Their clash cracks the planet they’re on. Storm, using the combined power of herself, Mjolnir and the Watcher’s summons up a huge cosmic cyclone to catch up the other two Watchers before Uatu tosses the Eminence in with them. They ask that the Watchers yield but they announce they never will. Uatu tells the others to stop. He tells the Eminence that this isn’t what he taught him. The Eminence says that he didn’t teach Uatu everything. The Three Watchers combine their power and blast them. The Eminence announces that this attack won’t just destroy them, but will erase every version of them throughout the multiverse. We see alternate versions blow off Carter and the rest and Carter starts to disintegrate. She screams no and forces her body back together. She announces she’s not losing any friends today and rushes the Watchers, hitting them with her full power. She stops their attack and reverses it, blasting them away.

 

Uatu gets up and realizes Carter is gone. The Eminence says she’s gone, and for nothing. He tries to blast Uatu, but it doesn’t work. It’s revealed in Peggy’s last attack she transferred them to Stephen Strange’s universe. He asks how could he not see this coming. Uatu tells him that in spending all time watching over things, it becomes hard to fathom what they haven’t seen before. The Eminence assumes Uatu transferred them here to kill them, but Uatu says he only wants to teach them. He thinks that maybe in this universe without his powers, the Eminence and the other Watchers can learn to see as well as watch.

 

In the fifth dimension, the Guardians hold a funeral for Peggy with her shield. Storm says that she only wished Peggy could be there with them. Uatu says that maybe she is and that for the first time in all of his existence that he feels like someone is watching over him. The Shield is fixed and tossed into the cosmos. Storm asks if he really believes there’s another road after this one. Uatu says that some questions only answer… is more questions. Uatu gives his speech about how time is more than a linear path and we’re shown some alternate universe characters. These include: Mutant six armed Spider-Man, Ghost Rider as a samurai, A cyborg Punisher lady, Gamora as a bride, Moon Knight Nick Fury, Weapon X Thanos, Ms. Marvel Wasp, Sorcerer Supreme Hulk, Howard the Duck Warlock, and more. He asks the viewer to open their eyes, dare to face the unknown and ponder the question What if?

 

As finales go, this was fine. They had to survive until Peggy makes her big sacrifice and saves the day. Not anything too groundbreaking. The fight scene was cool, though, with a lot of reality warping, powers on display and planet smashing. Uatu ultimately sparing the other Watchers in the hopes that they can learn and grow was a nice message to end on.

 

Overall, I think I was warmer to What If…? than many of my fellow superhero fans and content creators were. Was it amazing? No. Did I love every episode? No. Do I regret watching it? Also No. I think that the shows two biggest weaknesses were mostly sticking to 30-ish minute run times and sticking too closely to the main MCU. The runtime issue is pretty self-explanatory, it’s hard to tell good, complete stories in 30 minutes. A few What If’s…? could have worked as full series in my opinion, but trying to set up a new world and catch everyone up on the changes while telling a compelling story is hard. And sticking too closely to the MCU is just what it sounds. Most of the episodes were just too… basic to be that memorable. My favorites were ones like Marvel Zombies, 1602, and 1872, worlds where things are so radically different that the plot didn’t feel the need to keep anyone too close to the rules of the MCU. The beauty of What If…? storylines is to really flex the creative muscles and see what you can come up with. So just doing the little tweaks like Howard the Duck and Darcy getting married is just so… bland. And, personally, I think I’d have preferred this show staying more of an anthology series, without the big fate of multiverse finales. It’s just… hard to top saving all realities over, and over, and over again. The best one in my opinion was the Infinite Ultron story, and so Strange Supreme’s Universe Forge and the Watchers attack is just lesser by comparison. And, I’ll just say it, it’s funny in an ironic sense to me that the show that is all about infinite possibilities tapped out at less than 30 episodes. Oh, a middling Disney TV show run, how infinite. I’m being a jerk, sorry. I did have fun watching most of these. I’m a big fan of animation, so I hope the fact that this series wasn’t a runaway success doesn’t hurt the chances of shows like X-Men 97 and Spider-Man: Freshman Year from getting to stretch their legs a little. It’d be great to see something do well enough that Disney risks a season 4. But I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Have a good night, everyone. 

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